Will You Press The Button?

kewlabrine 9 months ago

im already awesome

kewlabrine 9 months ago

please marry me

FlapJack 11 years ago

I'm really introverted so this would really suck for me.

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ 6 years ago

Kill the stalkers then.

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WHOLE LIFE IS BASED ON MY PRIVACY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AT LEAST 4 HOURS A DAY OTHERWISE MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE

AwesomestPersonInDaWorld 11 years ago

I AM ALREADY THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

OblivionBringer 8 years ago

Not to be rude, but ego much?

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P0$H 11 years ago

I need privacy lel

PurpleMS 5 years ago

Same

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

so? ...just get a pet rock and keep it with you...

JÃ³n Flosi AÃ°alsteinsson 13 years ago

i would die of masturbation deprivation

iAmAdek 2 years ago

lol same

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Allyroasted 8 years ago

Dude u got me hard but i this pro girl

brookebaker 8 years ago

I like the way i already am

de_wey901 9 years ago

NO I DNT GET ENEH PRIVICAY?????

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago

well chuck norris is alredy taken

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

second best will do for you

anime gamer 11 years ago

just noticed people can watch me use the bathroom waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thederpycactus 11 years ago

U can put a phone recording ur feat at all times

Apollo924 4 years ago

Hopefully I don’t take a dump.

Donna Tran 13 years ago

I like my privacy perfectly fine thank you very much. BUBBLE MAN. BUBBLE.

patopotato 10 years ago

one of the downsides to being a total introvert typing this at 12:47 pm

JinxLucifer 10 years ago

No i need privacy for planning.

TudyUTC 10 years ago

Yes....planning ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Nexzetry 11 years ago

Typical Celebrity problems.

ErdoS 11 years ago

Whatever you do, ppl still think ur awesome. so, no downside really

DuckStep 11 years ago

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pedophile27 9 years ago

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Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

annnnddddd nothing changed

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

i dont think the most awesome person in the world needs any privacy. anything he's seen/known to do will be awesome

MegGrogg 10 years ago

IN LIKE PEOPLE!!!!!

wet will 11 years ago

Never use restroom For popularity. HELL NO

2Haelia 10 years ago

So I'd just become Charles Manson?? #Deal

SuperVincent1252 11 years ago

But I needs to fap...

Allyroasted 8 years ago

Ya are dead

BRU 11 years ago

just deal with it

DaddyLongLegs 11 years ago

I cant jack off?!

renitoi 10 years ago

nooo, thats an absolute nightmare

Flaming Devil1920 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

gbrieschreizz 12 years ago

You don't need privacy ;)

TherealNoobsaibot 3 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh, this isn’t somthin I would do. I’m already famous for being in mortal kombat and i also was the first sub zero so

Kaleb Lee Timmons 13 years ago

i'm a married father, i don't have any privacy now

Hammo903 10 years ago

well yeah. i'd assume being so awesome meant having a girl on your hip all the time

Hannahkoz 8 years ago

Not happening.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

So I get harassed by the paparazzi and perverts for the rest of my life? HELL NO!

Nexzetry 11 years ago

Typical Celebrity problems.

visualtrav 11 years ago

I would never have any privacy cause im always with the love of my life.

Dr,who 11 years ago

i have a brother so i never have privacy so no downside for me

DragonEXE 9 years ago

I know I am famous now get away from me or I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck and burn you corpse when I'm done

TheChaseBoss 9 years ago

That"s a lot to take in

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Idc if people see me having sex, Im the most awesome person in the world decides they"d enjoy it due to the extreme awesomeness.

Chanksploon 11 years ago

idgaf about privacy. everyone would love me no matter what.

kittyarea 10 years ago

Attention? I think i would rather not

shiden999 11 years ago

If you are the most awesome person in the world ever, YOUR FAP is also most awesome in the world ever! NO PROBLEM!

Allyroasted 8 years ago

Why ppl care about being freaking awesome u need privacy is awesome too so this asking they both good

maxwellduo 11 years ago

No privacy no life

plta 9 years ago

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool 6 years ago

oops my 20 mins ran out without me pasting this in any comments

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Tardisat221b 12 years ago

Aka almost every celebrity ever

Coregamer 9 years ago

He at least I'll get amanda cerny and the world will know

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