Will You Press The Button?

kewlabrine 10 months ago

im already awesome

kewlabrine 10 months ago

please marry me

FlapJack 11 years ago

I'm really introverted so this would really suck for me.

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ 6 years ago

Kill the stalkers then.

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WHOLE LIFE IS BASED ON MY PRIVACY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AT LEAST 4 HOURS A DAY OTHERWISE MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE

AwesomestPersonInDaWorld 11 years ago

I AM ALREADY THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

OblivionBringer 8 years ago

Not to be rude, but ego much?

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P0$H 11 years ago

I need privacy lel

PurpleMS 5 years ago

Same

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

so? ...just get a pet rock and keep it with you...

JÃ³n Flosi AÃ°alsteinsson 13 years ago

i would die of masturbation deprivation

iAmAdek 2 years ago

lol same

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Allyroasted 8 years ago

Dude u got me hard but i this pro girl

brookebaker 8 years ago

I like the way i already am

de_wey901 9 years ago

NO I DNT GET ENEH PRIVICAY?????

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago

well chuck norris is alredy taken

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

second best will do for you

Hawks1710 11 years ago

plz insert privacy here ->[ ]<-

moncherie99 11 years ago

[privacy]

oldnotweak 11 years ago

i see what you did there NSA... you sneaky pieces of shit. i did NOT press your button.

WistfulThanos10 9 years ago

Nah.... @ !

Maxumizer 12 years ago

Faith in life not restored

Mrdilly 10 years ago

so when you go to the bathroom there are people inside ur toilet

Cathrope 10 years ago

They'll be glad to wipe my ass due to my awesomeness.

Yolo Wizards 11 years ago

Why would I want that? Strip down naked the paparazzi at my shower taking pictures of me. Hell on earth I tell 'ye!

I am HUMAN 10 years ago

I still called being famous

fefiischii 11 years ago

I am the most awesome person in the world.

mylee1234 8 years ago

I don't have any privacy at all, so this wouldn't change a thing.

maxwellduo 11 years ago

No privacy No life

CrumbleCake 9 years ago

You’d get used to it.

CheapSheep 11 years ago

So, every famous person ever?

Nico667 10 years ago

I already am the most awesome person in the world sooo the button is pointless to me

uwillneverknow 12 years ago

Because thats what makes me awesome

Hyodo Issei 11 years ago

If i'm the most awesome person in the world, taking a poop would be the most awesome thing in the world. I would laugh a lot XD

StinkyMrFuck 3 years ago

anything i do, no matter how exposed it is, will be cool as hell to everyone so i'm alright with it

Steve Daglio Lapolla 13 years ago

you dont need privacy when you have bitches right?

Krusek 10 years ago

I am still awesome.

GoodForYou 10 years ago

What if you are with a sexy person?

PowerPEKKA17 11 years ago

I MUST MASTURBAIT NOOOOOOO

bossman32034 11 years ago

I need my privacy (dish commercial)

chrisbaez 11 years ago

Let them see

Katina_Galanis 9 years ago

If you where the most aeswome no onr would judgue uou

dude-man 12 years ago

Yay me awesome!

docter 10 years ago

To much baby"s involved

breawnalove32 11 years ago

just thinking of that would be a living hell

Bobijawsome 10 years ago

I don't need privacy, wink wink nod nod bow chica bow wow

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

You might want to reconsider that statement & loose the fat chicks while your at it.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I wont be able to look at my porn!

P4R4D0X 11 years ago

but everyone would think your'e awesome for watching such good porn ;D

Korenv77 8 years ago

No downside

That guy you know 11 years ago

I already am the most awesome person in the world soooooo yeah

JamesRider 9 years ago

No, just no.

Bella24131 11 years ago

If they won't give me privacy i will call sans and we will give them a bad time! so its a no

Bella24131 11 years ago

i meant no XD

ChristopherHargreaves 10 years ago

I already am the most awesome person in the world...

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Hitler?

Whyamidoingthiswtf 11 years ago

i dont have a life :D So IDGAF

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Megan Mackley 13 years ago

I don't wanna be an IRL Mary-Sue anyway~

Savpai 10 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK THEN HOW WILL I MASTURBATE IN PEACE

Sennomo 10 years ago

I'm the most awesome person in the world anyway, so why would I press it?

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