Will You Press The Button?

Martin KÃ¶nig 13 years ago

Shouldn't it be "because" instead of "but" ? :D

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Bro what the fuck is wrong with you

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Nasho 6 years ago

For the people that think that being the only person would make them happy, take a time to realize that everything made by the human will stop being produced and you'll will die in some days/weeks

Tronikk 7 years ago

Anyone who pressed this is a horrible person who takes their own happiness above the lives of billions of people.

Pomegranate 9 years ago

No. I like being a woman, and being happy with everyone dead would make me a phycopath. But for all you dudes, just send everyone into space and back again :D

Trailman05 9 years ago

You like periods then, ok...

MdoubleM 11 years ago

I don't want happinnes if I have to be alone forever. It's not worth it.

jessicatmeow 11 years ago

I think youre pretty muchalone, there xD

MDarkKing1654 8 years ago

I mean sure I don't like lots of people but I need them to servive

scaryduck 8 years ago

if everyone dies, you"re the happiest one because there"s no one else to compete... therefore if you chose to press the button you"d be a little lonely

mein-fuhrer 9 years ago

that would make me s-mad

Caillin Barker 13 years ago

these questions are a bit one gender oriented... because I'd like to be the happiest women in the world.. being a man AND having everyone else die is not worth it

GucciPooch 5 years ago

o my gosh stop being petty

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3ogdy 9 years ago

Thank God. Allahu Akhbar,you infidels.

Sans_the_skeleton0721 9 years ago

If everyone dies then mankind will go extinct and your family dies too so thats a nope for me its not worth it

Friendly-Neighbourhood-Anarchist 9 years ago

What is wrong with 30% of people?

Scott Tinker 13 years ago

You would be the happiest man in the world because you are the only man in the world

Nasho 6 years ago

and you'll die in a week :D

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

I'm worried about the people who pressed this button.

djcoletheboss 10 years ago

How are you happy when everyone dies? No more food and water, friends, amd family

Rorynator 9 years ago

Nobody said you were happy, you were just the happiest.

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago

You will be the happiest man in the world YOU ARE the only man on earth

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago

because*

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Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

Wait it says happiest man on earth? Do i have to become a dude then?

blueeyedninja 9 years ago

Yes

Grace Fower 13 years ago

I just didn't want to be a man tbh fuck the world

Italo Munares Mendez 13 years ago

people who have pressed the button just want to watch the world burn.

Destiny12 11 years ago

Yes, yes we do.

TomaYT 9 years ago

that"s right😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

there is no point in being the happiest man OR WOMAN (ahem Caillin) if everybody else is dead. Pass.

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES) 11 years ago

How would you be happy if everyone dies?

MegaLarge 7 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

NathalieTheMelon 11 years ago

i do not think i would be happy if i see my loved ones die....

Fyozzz 10 months ago

if you're the only one left, you can only be "the happiest in the world" even if you're really unhappy

BlazeShock 11 years ago

well you feel like crap because every one is dead but you would be the happiest because dead people don't have feelings

AF 9 years ago

I am no man!!! Like/ comment is you got this reference...

Hot Sauce 11 years ago

You can be 1% happy and considered happiest person alive because no one else exists.

AlphieaTheWolf 9 years ago

Just me and Earth-Chan (I don't have Reddit and yes I'm trash)

kaycee2478 12 years ago

Then I wouldn't be able to share my happiness with anyone!!

Bananu 10 years ago

Yay I can finaly do genocide!

Crazy_poptart 10 years ago

Your icon fits so well lmao

Maharid 2 years ago

Earth without humanity will be better so i'll press it an enjoy my last few years as the last human (i will rely on canned food).

Scruffy 11 years ago

I won't be happy if I can't rub it in the face of my enemies

Travis Jay Prosser 13 years ago

If everyone else died, I would be happiest as the result of a technicality, even if I was completely miserable.

Specter 10 years ago

Well there is the people still in space..

DidYouPressIt 6 years ago

If they all die then I'm already technically the happiest anyway

mimigy2 11 years ago

if you missed clicked, you can change it on the url! also i will be sad if im the only guy.

Doukanna 9 years ago

So I am Joker

butterknight 11 years ago

i dont want every 1 to die! :P

AnimeBoiz 8 years ago

What if I iz a woman? Hmmmmmm? R u saying women can’t be happy? :c

b0bsburg3ers 12 years ago

People make me happy... that defeats my purpose

Daryldixon89 10 years ago

Why would you want everyone else to die?

laoyin4514 last year

人是群居动物

Gamething 11 years ago

Hello is anyone out their

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Bigfat 5 years ago

So basically normal life but you"re extremely happy

ULTRAMCMELLON 11 years ago

That means no food no water no VIDEO GAMES NNNNNOOOOOO

will_you2006 9 years ago

You"re the happiest man even if you"re depressed about everyones death because you"re the only person

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