you are the smartest person and by just touching a book, you soak up all the information
but
you are severally ugly and depressed
I will not

Valensiakol 10 years ago
Joke"s on you, I'm already ugly and depressed and love reading and learning.

JoeThePotato 10 years ago
Win a smart contest get money have plastic surgery. done.

Nicholas Bryce 13 years ago
So, I just get smarter?

mecaaaaat 4 years ago
same
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Stella9000 6 years ago
*Puts hand on make up for dummy"s books and how to get out of depression books* problem fixed 👍

SuperWhoPotterLock 10 years ago
I'll be smart enough to know looks do not matter.

Jeanna Owens 13 years ago
already ugly and depressed; books here I come.

datass2210 9 years ago
Best comment here

JohnnyAltamirano 9 years ago
I'll learn how to look good. Lol

C 9 years ago
Severally, so I'm separately ugly? What does that even mean?

IlluminxHD 9 years ago
Plastic surgery + anti-depressants and / or therapy = no downside

Vincenttonius 9 years ago
so you are really smart, so you can make yourself NOT depressed and ugly.

JohnMan473894 10 years ago
Bitch I'm already ugly and depressed

JoeThePotato 10 years ago
lol same

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago
I'm already smart. I don't need to be Einstein man.

Kim Roger Olsen 13 years ago
soak up old satanic spell books :D like the necronomicon. and then become invinceble

Benjieboy 6 years ago
This comment gives me Binding of Isaac vibes.
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Manza123 11 years ago
Plastic surgery for ugly, therapy for depression

Suicidal Suggestion Hotline 11 years ago
I have a different suggestion for the depression, but I like the plastic surgery idea

Joel Mehonoshen 13 years ago
Seriously? 27%, you could be the most life changing history making human being on the face of the planet but you couldn't do it because you're ugly and depressed?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
I'm fine with ugly, but what"s the point on being smart and changing the face of the human planet if you are forever depressed about it?
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Jacobo Gómez 13 years ago
i will justo use my intelligence to meka a machine to make look goog an read books that helps with dpression

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Books don't help with depression...
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Claire Rogers 13 years ago
But if you get smarter, you can learn how to look beautiful and not be depressed, something along those lines :)

Brisingrsam05 5 years ago
So only positive gains?

me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 years ago
with all that knowledge, i can create some mask thing but no one will notice because it moves like a face does and stuff.

zedembeats 11 years ago
I'm already ugly and depressed sooo...

sentientbutton 10 years ago
ill just find books to find out how to cure depression, and learn awesome makeup techniques! knowledge, here i come!

KawaiiKira 10 years ago
You can't learn how to cure depression, though. It"s a brain disorder that can't be truly cured. While you can use medication, it isn't guaranteed to work. If there was, in fact, a way to truly cure depression, there would be no need for depression medicat... [Show full comment]

Karla Boria 13 years ago
I dont want 2 be depressed

shawnr27 9 years ago
just touch a book about beauty

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago
So? I can 'read' how to become good looking. And how to have fun.

Thomas Roslen 13 years ago
SEVERALLY.

Iggy12345 8 years ago
Implies you have access to the books... You ever tried to gain access to a prestigious research journal? Can you gain access from the internet too??? Enjoy knowing all history and presidential memoires...

427Arbok 11 years ago
I think I'd rather just read the book, where's the fun in just touching it?

nichtniemand 10 years ago
I'm already ugly and depressed so idk

Quack-adoodledo 8 years ago
I’m already like that

MYTHIC 11 years ago
ill were a mask

Tamas 9 years ago
Would if every time you pressed the button and didn't press the button that would decide your fate, what I mean is, would if this all comes true in the future, even though it won't

antiS 11 years ago
HAHAHAH Jokes on you I am already severally ugly and depressed.......... pls kill me

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago
What if everyone else thinks you"re pretty but you think you are ugly. Cause that is my life, except no one thinks I'm pretty... :/

NerdyNinjaLife 11 years ago
Well you see I'm already ugly sooo that won't make a difference

Mr.Gepetto 11 years ago
Im already ugly and depressed

EriStitch 2 years ago
(Buys complicated makeup books and buys a book on how to make meth) Easy!

kitty kara 10 years ago
so me? but smarter

Thatmusicfan 10 years ago
So not much of a change?

Darrell Harris 13 years ago
I will run around a library!

Matix777 6 years ago
so i can get infinitely smart for nothing?

NOT theradbrad 11 years ago
Do a plastic surgery

ReapersGrimm 9 years ago
So...I'm still ugly?

Luffy Staz 11 years ago
Well Shot I'm not doing this

Luigi2964 8 years ago
I already am

gennerx 11 years ago
So how I live my life now....but faster.

roflcopters 9 years ago
just wear a mask and different clothes. PROBLEM SOLVED!

roflcopters 9 years ago
except for the depression.

bob345687 11 years ago
Whaaaaa!

HOUSEMD7 10 years ago
I am already depressed,😖🔫

ImtheGamer365 10 years ago
so i can touch a book about plastic surgery and how to cure depression and cure myself?

oldnotweak 11 years ago
hahaha the downside
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