you are the smartest person and by just touching a book, you soak up all the information
but
you are severally ugly and depressed
I will not


Valensiakol8 years ago
Joke"s on you, I'm already ugly and depressed and love reading and learning.

JoeThePotato8 years ago
Win a smart contest get money have plastic surgery. done.

Stella90005 years ago
*Puts hand on make up for dummy"s books and how to get out of depression books* problem fixed 👍

Nicholas Bryce12 years ago
So, I just get smarter?

mecaaaaat3 years ago
same
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SuperWhoPotterLock8 years ago
I'll be smart enough to know looks do not matter.

JohnnyAltamirano8 years ago
I'll learn how to look good. Lol

C8 years ago
Severally, so I'm separately ugly? What does that even mean?

IlluminxHD8 years ago
Plastic surgery + anti-depressants and / or therapy = no downside

Vincenttonius8 years ago
so you are really smart, so you can make yourself NOT depressed and ugly.

Jeanna Owens12 years ago
already ugly and depressed; books here I come.

datass22108 years ago
Best comment here

JohnMan4738948 years ago
Bitch I'm already ugly and depressed

JoeThePotato8 years ago
lol same

EyeOfTruth9 years ago
I'm already smart. I don't need to be Einstein man.

Manza1239 years ago
Plastic surgery for ugly, therapy for depression

Suicidal Suggestion Hotline9 years ago
I have a different suggestion for the depression, but I like the plastic surgery idea

Kim Roger Olsen12 years ago
soak up old satanic spell books :D like the necronomicon. and then become invinceble

Benjieboy4 years ago
This comment gives me Binding of Isaac vibes.
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Joel Mehonoshen12 years ago
Seriously? 27%, you could be the most life changing history making human being on the face of the planet but you couldn't do it because you're ugly and depressed?

NiftyChibi7 years ago
I'm fine with ugly, but what"s the point on being smart and changing the face of the human planet if you are forever depressed about it?
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Jacobo Gómez12 years ago
i will justo use my intelligence to meka a machine to make look goog an read books that helps with dpression

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Books don't help with depression...
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Claire Rogers12 years ago
But if you get smarter, you can learn how to look beautiful and not be depressed, something along those lines :)

JuiceBoxHooligan7 years ago
Severally ugly huh

WBGrock9 years ago
I could deal with ugly or depressed, but both? fawgetabowtit

GalacticEclipse8 years ago
Good thing it says "severally ugly" and not severely ugly. Otherwise, I would not have pressed the button. Jokes aside, you can invent a machine to make ugly people beautiful and to help with depression if you become that intelligent.

siriuslygeeky10 years ago
Im already Ugly and depressed so... FUCK YEAH!!!

zach21219 years ago
I dont want to be ugly I dont want to be medusa

Louvehes8 years ago
Ugly and depressed = already me so i don't see any downsides.

lovelove10 years ago
I'm already ugly

Moonknight9 years ago
Like Stephen hawking

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago
Sooooooo.... rick sanchez?

Derek Stan9 years ago
C'mon, your the smartest person! And, you can just dress-up your self as a robot.

7itel2 years ago
makeup. and antidepressant pills.

D3at49 years ago
I'm already ugly and depressed so no down side to me

Trailman057 years ago
Dictionary.....duh

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago
Australian author Andy Griffiths had a similar thought of the positive effect. Instead of touching it, the moment it's published your mind would absorb all of it's information. But he ain't ugly.

Destielisreal10 years ago
Already ugly and depressed.

Peanutbutterbelly78 years ago
Im ugly anyway so

ass fuck10 years ago
ass fuck

applepi8 years ago
im already severely ugly and depressed :)

Malcolm Crouch12 years ago
DEAL

flzzzzy4 years ago
"how to be happy, a book on how to be happy."

AnonEMouse9 years ago
I already am depressed so why the hell not? Plus I also am ugly af

duuuuuuuude9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Technomagicnerd7 years ago
Already ugly and depressed ha

MarthTheKing8 years ago
So it"s Leo? Fates references are fun

buzzman500110 years ago
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

Sos123457 years ago
Just how many ugly am I?

Meisfi9 years ago
plaztik serj1ary (Plastic Surgery)

BowDownToMeNow8 years ago
alter brain

NightOwl10 years ago
I'm already ugly and depressed. Why not at least be smart?

hjannig9 years ago
Nah.. I like being happy

sentientbutton8 years ago
ill just find books to find out how to cure depression, and learn awesome makeup techniques! knowledge, here i come!

KawaiiKira8 years ago
You can't learn how to cure depression, though. It"s a brain disorder that can't be truly cured. While you can use medication, it isn't guaranteed to work. If there was, in fact, a way to truly cure depression, there would be no need for depression medicat...[Show full comment]

Karla Boria12 years ago
I dont want 2 be depressed

Brisingrsam054 years ago
So only positive gains?
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