It never said the madman would attack if you don't press the button, only that they will if you do press it. Therefore, I will not press the button, and I will keep my legs and my thumbs.
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smartalex10 years ago
Why would I need thumbs? I can just tape knives to the thumb stumps and attack people. FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA!!!
Dont press button, and a madmane will not cut off your legs or thumbs
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C9 years ago
Doesn't say I will meet the madman if I don't press the button so...
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skyfox4711 years ago
Bitch I need my thumbs
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The Norwegian Northrman11 years ago
i can hold anything without a thumb. I've tried it! i can even shoot a bow and arrow without one
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Feelinstevetacular8 years ago
Dealing with prosthetic thumbs is way easier than being stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Also you"re gonna need your legs to run away from the madman
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MinimiMax11 years ago
I've almost lost my thumb once and while it was recovering, I learned how to live without it. No problem.
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jajajaths11 years ago
i pressed the button..why? because my thumbs is more important for me. (gaming,drawing,shitty school idk,to jerk normally)
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TheLogicalHusky9 years ago
Ever heard of prosthetic legs?
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Daniel Myles Beard13 years ago
Why is a mad man trying to cut off my lags?
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RavenClaw10 years ago
So pressing or not pressing is a dilemma
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DuffCheese9 years ago
Hmm. Yea. I loose my "chicken thumbs" then :D
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DrWho360710 years ago
I'm so confused is this telling me a madman is going to chop of my legs and this button is giving me a choice between my legs and my thumbs?
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xXToxicJayXx11 years ago
Fuck my legs! my beautiful thumbs!
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BACONLUFFY11 years ago
What are the fucking chances of someone cutting my fucking legs off seriously
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xXcutestk1ttyXx2 years ago
keep my thumbs, never have to walk again... just me and good ol' discord. ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )
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You mama 11 years ago
I use karate
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Readmepls8 years ago
I need to play
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Thespikedballofdoom11 years ago
fuck legs
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Sliver_eevee_the_pokehog10 years ago
im a eevee, aka I ALREADY HAVE NO THUMBS
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lxcasmxth11 years ago
it will never happen
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JustLikeTheySay10 years ago
Um, there's a way to get surgeryif u have ur thumbs in your possession. To pay for it, sue the madman :)
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Kingkiller56069 years ago
i could not lose my thumbs because i love to run and that would be a big loss to me if i lost my legs
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Jake Samsquanch Dennis13 years ago
I play too many video games.
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NJWeirdo11 years ago
fucklegs. i play games more than i walk.
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Shiro38619 years ago
Maybe if there was a madman who was trying to cut off my legs was there I would say yes but I doubt that will happen in the first place
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EverFreeGaming11 years ago
you could just get robot legs if he did cut them off
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Tootaloot311 years ago
You do know that if you press the secret 3rd button it gives you a new scenario ... The button is the thing that says will you press the button?.com
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Helperofgames6 years ago
Its a loss no matter what!
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amg11 years ago
So if i close this now neither will happen?
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Boirer11 years ago
what if you had no legs
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
the madman doesn't come if you don't press?
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destiel_smut12 years ago
MY LEGS ARE HOT FUCK THUMBS
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KrakovHjrta10 years ago
You can still escape the madman to cut off your legs. But you lose your thumbs aoutumaticly. 🤡 😱Run!
Migdin19 years ago
But there is no madman if you dont press the button
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