45402 (46%) 52558 (54%)
45402 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 52558 (54%) did not.
You prevent a madman from cutting off your legs.
but
You lose your thumbs.
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Maharid 2 years ago
This is not how you do a dilemma.

Nikkaz 11 years ago
I didnt press the button because this won't happen to me..right?

WBGrock 9 years ago
Yeah. Pressing the button creates the madman who wants to cut off your legs., therefore. Don't press the button, keep your legs and thumbs.

Branater 10 years ago
Soooo if I don't press it the mad man will never exsised...

Sliver_eevee_the_pokehog 10 years ago
true... i think

AsrielHero 9 years ago
Pressing the button guarantees that your legs don't get cut off, but not pressing it gives you a chance of not losing anything.

Carl Hallowell 13 years ago
I play video games. I need my thumbs more than my legs.

Heronater 5 years ago
so true
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WildKatGirl 9 years ago
It never said the madman would attack if you don't press the button, only that they will if you do press it. Therefore, I will not press the button, and I will keep my legs and my thumbs.

smartalex 10 years ago
Why would I need thumbs? I can just tape knives to the thumb stumps and attack people. FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA!!!

Papalongdong 9 years ago
Childish as fuck
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AssHar 10 years ago
No reason to press this: if you do a madman will try to attack you. By not pressing, he won't.

Double0racle 9 years ago
I need my thumbs to make my prothstetics

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago
If you don't press the button.....nothing happens. So if you want a madman to try and cut off your legs, press the button!

Adamkw22 10 years ago
Dont press the button

MeIoetta 10 years ago
Upside?

PoisonousShadows 10 years ago
If you don't press the button nothing will happen this is worded really badly.

LoveTigers556 10 years ago
I need my thumbs or I'll never beat Kirby's Return To Dreamland.

ZodiacGamer20 11 years ago
MEDITAN LEGS Undertale

Robert B. Healy III 13 years ago
Gamer here, need my thumbs. Legs can be replaced with technology. Thumbs however are more intricate, and I need them to be at their best.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
@lollol8lolgbl you do know that you would need thumbs for a pc too?
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Mr_Waterbucket 2 months ago
Why madman will cutting off my legs.

Mangledfox 11 years ago
Dont press button, and a madmane will not cut off your legs or thumbs

C 9 years ago
Doesn't say I will meet the madman if I don't press the button so...

skyfox47 11 years ago
Bitch I need my thumbs

The Norwegian Northrman 11 years ago
i can hold anything without a thumb. I've tried it! i can even shoot a bow and arrow without one

Feelinstevetacular 8 years ago
Dealing with prosthetic thumbs is way easier than being stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Also you"re gonna need your legs to run away from the madman

MinimiMax 11 years ago
I've almost lost my thumb once and while it was recovering, I learned how to live without it. No problem.

jajajaths 11 years ago
i pressed the button..why? because my thumbs is more important for me. (gaming,drawing,shitty school idk,to jerk normally)

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago
Ever heard of prosthetic legs?

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago
Why is a mad man trying to cut off my lags?

RavenClaw 10 years ago
So pressing or not pressing is a dilemma

DuffCheese 9 years ago
Hmm. Yea. I loose my "chicken thumbs" then :D

DrWho3607 10 years ago
I'm so confused is this telling me a madman is going to chop of my legs and this button is giving me a choice between my legs and my thumbs?

xXToxicJayXx 11 years ago
Fuck my legs! my beautiful thumbs!

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago
What are the fucking chances of someone cutting my fucking legs off seriously

xXcutestk1ttyXx 2 years ago
keep my thumbs, never have to walk again... just me and good ol' discord. ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )

You mama 11 years ago
I use karate

Readmepls 8 years ago
I need to play

Thespikedballofdoom 11 years ago
fuck legs

Sliver_eevee_the_pokehog 10 years ago
im a eevee, aka I ALREADY HAVE NO THUMBS

lxcasmxth 11 years ago
it will never happen

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago
Um, there's a way to get surgeryif u have ur thumbs in your possession. To pay for it, sue the madman :)

Kingkiller5606 9 years ago
i could not lose my thumbs because i love to run and that would be a big loss to me if i lost my legs

Jake Samsquanch Dennis 13 years ago
I play too many video games.

NJWeirdo 11 years ago
fucklegs. i play games more than i walk.

Shiro3861 9 years ago
Maybe if there was a madman who was trying to cut off my legs was there I would say yes but I doubt that will happen in the first place

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago
you could just get robot legs if he did cut them off

Tootaloot3 11 years ago
You do know that if you press the secret 3rd button it gives you a new scenario ... The button is the thing that says will you press the button?.com

Helperofgames 6 years ago
Its a loss no matter what!

amg 11 years ago
So if i close this now neither will happen?

Boirer 11 years ago
what if you had no legs

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
the madman doesn't come if you don't press?

destiel_smut 12 years ago
MY LEGS ARE HOT FUCK THUMBS

KrakovHjrta 10 years ago
You can still escape the madman to cut off your legs. But you lose your thumbs aoutumaticly. 🤡 😱Run!

Migdin1 9 years ago
But there is no madman if you dont press the button
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