Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago

Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt0479 years ago

Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington5 years ago

Hmmmmm

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KittensAreCute1058 years ago

Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi4 years ago

fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

dnzinni9 years ago

screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago

That’s my plan as well.

Lauren Culp12 years ago

give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously19597 years ago

No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry

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RadioChick7 years ago

LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod43217 years ago

When you get one

Masonbrown8 years ago

That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast8 years ago

I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername8 years ago

See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer8 years ago

Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_1018 years ago

BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion8 years ago

Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE8 years ago

You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman9 years ago

24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley12 years ago

I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry5 years ago

Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>

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Tristan Patch12 years ago

It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy8 years ago

How on earth 47 years ago xD

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Long Bunheng12 years ago

Too easy !!

Abirra8 years ago

I know self defense

Bobsy8 years ago

Ain't gonna work XD your self defense is nothing against speznaz

DrunkHardNinja11 years ago

For communism!!!

Night Cat9 years ago

So basically it's a win-win

TamatoCake9 years ago

I alredy Marryed her in my dreams

Moore6 years ago

Dont have a crush and dont want to get married

timber9 years ago

Ok to ezay I'll take there weaponry and destroy them

XMaster1608 years ago

Sounds fun. Lol

Rjay Stillwell12 years ago

HAHA I get to marry my crush anyway... soo...

RichyDP7 years ago

So basically I can marry someone I like but I might die by shovels, not the way I thought I"d go

ruil10 years ago

ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

Ido Ya'akov Jerochim12 years ago

i'll never make it out alive, and neither will you, 4596 who said yes

NickChamp9 years ago

The internet existed 46 years ago but it had the speed of a handicapet snail

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

I'm from Russia,so..nothing bad)

Boringsaxophone8 years ago

Hahaha no.

cute_cailyn3 years ago

My most recent crush got married. So I don’t think that would work out. He is happy and I am happy for him

Linebine9 years ago

i see no downside 2 this c:<

Awesomegod43217 years ago

Make him a cake, no pain

Cipher19 years ago

What the actual shit.....

MîlkyStrâwbêrry5 years ago

Umm I can technically tell them to stop... I'm Russian. Why are Russians always blamed for being bad?? Now that I think about it I do kind of have anger issues...

Brief_Velkoz9 years ago

I could just hide from the guy

I_follownoobs8 years ago

Do you die?

Carly May MacLennan12 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly....

tostormorfire7 years ago

you could literally just like vervally fight or challenge them to cod or something

Alice Liddell10 years ago

It doesn't say you die so then I will automatically be the most awesome person alive. Yes...

ZaneP12 years ago

I have a crush on spetsnaz

ModSavvy9 years ago

MMA training BITCHEZ

Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago

Bitch, that's not enough. Russian spetsnaz are THE most badass men on Earth. No one can defeat them in combat.

Andy28 years ago

This should be fun.Doesn't say i cant" wear a bullet proof vest or helmet or whatever. I"l just load up on light armor and keep shielding the blows.

yori22311 months ago

what if my crush is the shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz.

Richierich7 years ago

Call the cops

CreeperAlves210 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

holy-boi4 years ago

*cuts off arms* now we are getting literal!

danfam9 years ago

WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT THEM

bobthebogan8 years ago

cyka blyat

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