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you get to marry your crush
but
you have to spend 24 hours unarmed fighting shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago
Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago
Hmmmmm
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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago
fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago
No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry
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dnzinni 11 years ago
screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago
That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago
LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago
When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago
That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago
I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago
See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 9 years ago
Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 9 years ago
BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago
Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago
You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago
24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago
I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>
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Tristan Patch 13 years ago
It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago
How on earth 47 years ago xD
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Long Bunheng 13 years ago
Too easy !!

Hyperion 10 years ago
What if my crush doesn't like me back? It would just be a one-sided marriage.

Hackmett 7 years ago
Wheres the downside

christox 11 years ago
kick him in the genitals and steal his shovel.

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago
That's essentially a cage match with Wolverine - "Whatever you do don't go for the balls" "But you said anything goes!" "Well, yeah, but you'll make him angry"

Eyelessgamer 9 years ago
I don't have a crush so....

ShoLoGunGan 8 years ago
For some reason I thought it said "You get to marry your cousin".

the galaxy girl 11 years ago
well...no...ima russian...i love my country... but lol still sounds fun!

igor4598 9 years ago
No bitch is worth that. Sorry

loophole finder 11 years ago
If you think about it, assuming the downside comes first, it guarantees your survival

dedirake 4 years ago
press the button cuz i want to fight

MangleLovesYou 11 years ago
I pressed it

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago
i dont have a crush...

I_LOVE_TERRARIA 6 years ago
I dont have a crush what now

Kostasss 11 years ago
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a_luddy1 9 years ago
why Russia

Joseph Putnam Sherrod 13 years ago
Worth it

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago
Wel, my crush is already my girlfriend, and it doesn't say you'll be happily married, so I'd rather let time take it's course.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago
I can speak russian but what is Spetsnaz or who???????

Bobsy 9 years ago
Russian special forces (dangerous as fuck)

Jon C Crews 13 years ago
gladly do that for my crush :D

Flanchan2002 10 years ago
Time to run like Hell

wolfynadark 8 years ago
I'm coming Tom Hiddelston!

SimeonX 11 years ago
Baby versions of them yes

Super_Sanic 2 years ago
So we back in the mine

jadyn 11 years ago
anything to get laid

Ifoundtheloopholesinlife 9 years ago
Im immortal from past buttons soooo... Bring it!

Icon8 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

nova229 9 years ago
i dont have a crush so HA!

Abirra 9 years ago
I know self defense

Bobsy 9 years ago
Ain't gonna work XD your self defense is nothing against speznaz

DrunkHardNinja 12 years ago
For communism!!!

Night Cat 11 years ago
So basically it's a win-win

Rjay Stillwell 13 years ago
HAHA I get to marry my crush anyway... soo...

TamatoCake 10 years ago
I alredy Marryed her in my dreams

Moore 7 years ago
Dont have a crush and dont want to get married

timber 11 years ago
Ok to ezay I'll take there weaponry and destroy them
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