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you get to marry your crush
but
you have to spend 24 hours unarmed fighting shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz
Next

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago
Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago
Hmmmmm
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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 6 years ago
fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago
No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry
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dnzinni 11 years ago
screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 9 years ago
That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago
LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago
When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago
That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago
I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago
See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 10 years ago
Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 10 years ago
BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago
Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago
You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago
24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago
I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>
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Tristan Patch 13 years ago
It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago
How on earth 47 years ago xD
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Long Bunheng 13 years ago
Too easy !!

Zeldagreenlink 11 years ago
Dnt cr

pepepepe2 8 years ago
Drinking contest

rclark 11 years ago
It never says you have to do all 24 hours at the same time I would just do it for about 30 mins or an hour so I have time to rest

Mike Walsh 13 years ago
heh, it never said 24 hours straight; I can deal with a 1 hour a day ass whupping for a month.

luftkommandant 9 years ago
oh thats just my papa dont worry hes really sweet when you give him money

csparky64 11 years ago
It does not specify we will ever die fighting

DireWolf7 10 years ago
So...you can bring another person and tell them to bring a bat or any other weapon?

PeFeMester 11 years ago
Marriage complicates everything. ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Modern_XP 10 years ago
They didn't say where though.

gayfemboy- 5 years ago
"Mmm..!~ Ah..!~ H-Harder you vodka drinking slav..!~~"

Kingsaladnoob 11 years ago
But can u steal a shovel from them?

SetoNara 9 years ago
You have to fight not die

FireRed 12 years ago
ill hide in a bush

Draltaut 7 years ago
Well first I'm only 12 second I just got together with my crush so.....

HongbinisBIAS 11 years ago
Better to fight for the sake of reason then not be with the person you truly care about.

KeeganSsi 11 years ago
OMGGGG

fatcat006lol 9 years ago
bitch please my face is already fucked up

Dasha Efimenko 13 years ago
Looks like a new Hollywood film about russians lol xD

maddiemarie 10 years ago
I obviously live, if I get to marry my crush. I'll just make sure to marry him after I win the fight

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Umm I'm a dragon/human so I can kill em in so many ways many are better than going to hell

SonicchronicleX 9 years ago
furry scalley? defective?
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Peter Sibbald 13 years ago
That's a death sentence. Plain and simple. You'd never live to say your "I do"s.

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
sounds awesome. Punch one, take his shovel, and beat everyone with it. Problem is, don't have a crush.

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago
Spetsnaz? Fuckwit, they're trained to break each other's arms/legs as STANDARD TRAINING. You'd last long enough to see them coming before you'd have that shovel shoved up your ass to put you on display for the rest of the world.

Manly0man 8 years ago
The Downside is oddly specific... and definitely not worth the time and energy without loop-holes.

ToriTime 11 years ago
I have no crush. lol

Kyuril 4 years ago
I'm alr planning on marrying her, so..... I"d just want to fight him

thenoobbob 11 years ago
But if my crush is a terminator ?

CheesySniper 11 years ago
Then you my friend are screwed

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
downside?

themeta 11 years ago
I would do this any day.

zoejsmiles0 10 years ago
I like Russian Spetsnaz ,so whats the downside?

Bobsy 9 years ago
You have to fight them u can't like them when you"re fighting them

Vegetto8701 9 years ago
Give them some vodka. Solved

Frankyboy 12 years ago
I'll bring Vodka

Vladmir the bear rider 10 years ago
Hahaha, puny capitalists not taking advantage of armed Russian bears

ya11110 6 years ago
I did this only for the fight

Razor 11 years ago
Get automatic turrets

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
Totally that simple!
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