Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago

Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago

Hmmmmm

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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago

fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago

give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago

No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry

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dnzinni 11 years ago

screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago

That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago

LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago

When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago

That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago

I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago

See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 9 years ago

Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 9 years ago

BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago

Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago

You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago

24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago

I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago

Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>

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Tristan Patch 13 years ago

It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago

How on earth 47 years ago xD

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Long Bunheng 13 years ago

Too easy !!

Ido Ya'akov Jerochim 13 years ago

i'll never make it out alive, and neither will you, 4596 who said yes

NickChamp 10 years ago

The internet existed 46 years ago but it had the speed of a handicapet snail

RichyDP 8 years ago

So basically I can marry someone I like but I might die by shovels, not the way I thought I"d go

ruil 11 years ago

ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five... [Show full comment]

cute_cailyn 4 years ago

My most recent crush got married. So I don’t think that would work out. He is happy and I am happy for him

Linebine 11 years ago

i see no downside 2 this c:<

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago

Make him a cake, no pain

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago

I'm from Russia,so..nothing bad)

Boringsaxophone 10 years ago

Hahaha no.

I_follownoobs 9 years ago

Do you die?

Carly May MacLennan 13 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly....

Cipher1 10 years ago

What the actual shit.....

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago

Umm I can technically tell them to stop... I'm Russian. Why are Russians always blamed for being bad?? Now that I think about it I do kind of have anger issues...

Brief_Velkoz 11 years ago

I could just hide from the guy

ModSavvy 10 years ago

MMA training BITCHEZ

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago

Bitch, that's not enough. Russian spetsnaz are THE most badass men on Earth. No one can defeat them in combat.

tostormorfire 8 years ago

you could literally just like vervally fight or challenge them to cod or something

Alice Liddell 11 years ago

It doesn't say you die so then I will automatically be the most awesome person alive. Yes...

ZaneP 13 years ago

I have a crush on spetsnaz

Richierich 9 years ago

Call the cops

CreeperAlves2 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]