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you get to marry your crush
but
you have to spend 24 hours unarmed fighting shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago
Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt0479 years ago
Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington5 years ago
Hmmmmm
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KittensAreCute1058 years ago
Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi4 years ago
fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

dnzinni9 years ago
screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago
That’s my plan as well.

Lauren Culp12 years ago
give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously19597 years ago
No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry
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RadioChick7 years ago
LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod43217 years ago
When you get one

Masonbrown8 years ago
That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast8 years ago
I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername8 years ago
See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer8 years ago
Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_1018 years ago
BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion8 years ago
Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE8 years ago
You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman9 years ago
24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley12 years ago
I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry5 years ago
Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>
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Tristan Patch12 years ago
It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy8 years ago
How on earth 47 years ago xD
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Long Bunheng12 years ago
Too easy !!

MîlkyStrâwbêrry5 years ago
Umm I can technically tell them to stop... I'm Russian. Why are Russians always blamed for being bad?? Now that I think about it I do kind of have anger issues...

Brief_Velkoz9 years ago
I could just hide from the guy

I_follownoobs8 years ago
Do you die?

Carly May MacLennan12 years ago
Well, that escalated quickly....

Cipher19 years ago
What the actual shit.....

ZaneP12 years ago
I have a crush on spetsnaz

ModSavvy9 years ago
MMA training BITCHEZ

Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago
Bitch, that's not enough. Russian spetsnaz are THE most badass men on Earth. No one can defeat them in combat.

tostormorfire7 years ago
you could literally just like vervally fight or challenge them to cod or something

Alice Liddell10 years ago
It doesn't say you die so then I will automatically be the most awesome person alive. Yes...

yori22311 months ago
what if my crush is the shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz.

Richierich7 years ago
Call the cops

CreeperAlves210 years ago
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Andy28 years ago
This should be fun.Doesn't say i cant" wear a bullet proof vest or helmet or whatever. I"l just load up on light armor and keep shielding the blows.

danfam9 years ago
WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT THEM

bobthebogan8 years ago
cyka blyat

SomebodyElse.Com10 years ago
it's in Russia! so the shovel must fight them (but he'll use you to fight)

Kadenr9 years ago
What should I choose

holy-boi4 years ago
*cuts off arms* now we are getting literal!

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago
day your a friend of Donal Trump

Darius Kerravala12 years ago
Doesn't say when you have to fight them. Excuse me while I go into the future and gain cybernetic limbs.

Supremeruleroftheuniverse9 years ago
Doesn't say they'll kill me

kappi6 years ago
bring it on ya vodka cunts

F.A.M.C. Leader9 years ago
Fuck no

Brony4ever-GapingOrb9 years ago
Why is every comment made 46 years ago my mom is 36 and she is older than computers

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago
I don't have a crush

Oggy10 years ago
Fuck yeah!

grimAuxilarix8 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm good at fighting unarmed. I just grab his shovel and it disappears. So worth it to marry my crush.

Kenji Yoza12 years ago
Doesn't say they will injure or kill you so it will be like sparring.

Dr3wDr3w7 years ago
I don't want to marry my crush I just like her

Jankawolf10 years ago
The spetsnaz sounds interesting but marrying my crush would be too hard

Nerdyboi8 years ago
Don't have a crush... so....

BeggarOfPardons3 years ago
oh no. No no no no. r u n

c0rcra9 years ago
I hope my best friend/wife has insurance.
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