Will You Press The Button?

saltnburn9 years ago

Me and my large-breasted cellmate will take over the world, as soon as I hack our way out of prison.

Sændugan8 years ago

Yes!

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None-Is-None8 years ago

Well with my teleportation powers (from the last button) i'll just teleport out.

SparkleyFace1017 years ago

That was frickin lucky man

DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago

How does the best hacker in the world get caught?

Robettaja8 years ago

Good point

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WBGrock8 years ago

so i successfully hacked my way into the women"s prison?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

Yes, because being a white-hat hacker is totally illegal.

Jordan Barish12 years ago

Jails these days have electronic doors. If I'm the worlds greatest hacker, I'll just hack my self out.

adamdepas3 years ago

you couldn't hack it cause you not gonna have a pc or a phone

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Tacocat1017 years ago

CIA, FBI, Homeland Security. So many job choices. Why hack them and get caught and lose all your stolen money when you can work FOR them and make a crapton of money legally?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Hack the FBI and make them target the wrong person.

coolstorybro8 years ago

fool I dont hack the CIA I hack for the CIA

xLOSTxDARKLORD79 years ago

I don't hack.....pretty obvious what my choice is. Lol

SawyerHays8 years ago

The NSA will hire me in a heartbeat

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Im only a white hat hacker so I"d be helping the government.

EliteGeneral9 years ago

I pressed it....and the favorable loopholes and counter-explanations are explained by other people. And almost literally I can do anything I want that the electronic/digital world can do and reach.

Toy__Chica__fnaf_29 years ago

Don't use it

nanajosh9 years ago

Ok so, just because their well indoubed doesn't mean anything other than that. I'll just ask if he wants an early release date while I'm hacking myself out.

Iron Gamer10 years ago

sorry but if you were the worlds best hacker you basicly have free raien you littrly control the world also if you don't do anything ileagle than no one can throw you in prioson you would be out in no time

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Well he didn't call himself Iron Grammar for a reason obviously

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Mirabelle Mew12 years ago

This could work in my favor >u>

Evan Fair12 years ago

i leik dix

Dhebenwwospsodmd7 years ago

Same

Sophia Contreras12 years ago

I WILL WORK FOR TORCHWOOD! Or become Sollux Captor

sans skeleton9 years ago

nope.

DragonEXE8 years ago

Try me prison whores

spazzywulf317910 years ago

you know you can get paid to hack, by major companies like Apple, or Microsoft, they pay you to find hackers and hack them.

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Or to hack them and show them how you did it

EliseLange8 years ago

Bitch if I'm the best hacker ever I'm pretty sure I can hack into the FBI"s secret files, delete everything about me, and continue my life happily and unidentified.

TooManyFandoms18 years ago

If i got arested as a hacker in a few years i would be relest in to the government"s custody to help them hack other cucountries

Lochlan Kepsner12 years ago

i will work for the government and tell them these conditions done

Thjmze 9 years ago

The police show up I hack their radios to say I am a beautiful pig lol so funny but now to be serious I can just make a hacking device glued into my brain lol!

Bonnie_Lockster8 months ago

não é só hackear pra fora da prisão com minha companheira? ou trabalhar pro FBI ou qualquer outra coisa do tipo e ganhar dinheiro legalmente?

MountainJew9 years ago

I'll hack my way out of prison.

mr.whatface9 years ago

1) hack out of prison. 2) I'm bi. 3) what stops me from shanking a twat?

Mr-Clean4 years ago

hack the goverment and make it so you are above the law

Alacea8 years ago

Big tittyied cell mate? Niiiice

CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago

wink won k

AyaMayume10 years ago

I'm female, so my cellmate has amazing tits? Sure. Besides, I can always contract to the government if I'm that good.

Dinopack118 years ago

So basically you become Marcus from watch dogs 2

Your fear9 years ago

Hacking means changing a thins's first use. I dont think thats illegal so i shouldnt be put to jail.

SabF2410 years ago

Heyl nah, I ain't goin in there with Big Bubba

witcher_geralt20169 years ago

If you're the best hacker, you won't be caught

macialdo9 years ago

i'm gonna hack out from the prison

Gaywhiteboi8 years ago

So i basically become Sombra from Overwatch? Sweet

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

White-hat hacker.

Renaplaysgames3 years ago

Then what"s the fun in doing it?

watchinu9 years ago

Yanno all hackers aren't bad.There are "whitehats"(good guys), and "blackhats"(bad guys).Considering that whitehats generally work with the government if you just chose to be a whitehat wouldnt you be just fine.