Will You Press The Button?

saltnburn10 years ago

Me and my large-breasted cellmate will take over the world, as soon as I hack our way out of prison.

Sændugan8 years ago

Yes!

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None-Is-None8 years ago

Well with my teleportation powers (from the last button) i'll just teleport out.

SparkleyFace1017 years ago

That was frickin lucky man

DestroyerOfWorlds10 years ago

How does the best hacker in the world get caught?

Robettaja8 years ago

Good point

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WBGrock8 years ago

so i successfully hacked my way into the women"s prison?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

Yes, because being a white-hat hacker is totally illegal.

Jordan Barish12 years ago

Jails these days have electronic doors. If I'm the worlds greatest hacker, I'll just hack my self out.

adamdepas3 years ago

you couldn't hack it cause you not gonna have a pc or a phone

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Tacocat1017 years ago

CIA, FBI, Homeland Security. So many job choices. Why hack them and get caught and lose all your stolen money when you can work FOR them and make a crapton of money legally?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Hack the FBI and make them target the wrong person.

coolstorybro8 years ago

fool I dont hack the CIA I hack for the CIA

xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago

I don't hack.....pretty obvious what my choice is. Lol

SawyerHays8 years ago

The NSA will hire me in a heartbeat

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Im only a white hat hacker so I"d be helping the government.

EliteGeneral10 years ago

I pressed it....and the favorable loopholes and counter-explanations are explained by other people. And almost literally I can do anything I want that the electronic/digital world can do and reach.

Toy__Chica__fnaf_210 years ago

Don't use it

nanajosh10 years ago

Ok so, just because their well indoubed doesn't mean anything other than that. I'll just ask if he wants an early release date while I'm hacking myself out.

Iron Gamer10 years ago

sorry but if you were the worlds best hacker you basicly have free raien you littrly control the world also if you don't do anything ileagle than no one can throw you in prioson you would be out in no time

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Well he didn't call himself Iron Grammar for a reason obviously

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Mirabelle Mew12 years ago

This could work in my favor >u>

Evan Fair12 years ago

i leik dix

Dhebenwwospsodmd8 years ago

Same

Sophia Contreras12 years ago

I WILL WORK FOR TORCHWOOD! Or become Sollux Captor

ShananayBananay 9 years ago

So, watch dogs prison escape?

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII3 years ago

So I’m gonna be slipstream? Cool I’ll do it

blkwidwprincess640210 years ago

If anyone gets mine I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Just hack the computers and make the government think it was someone else.

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

Boobs. GO CO-ED JAIL

Cheeseee7 years ago

I got reality warping from a few buttons ago See ya later prison Hello free club penguin island membership

Bossosaurus10 years ago

I DONT want to be send dack to prison

Mithtian9 years ago

Caught for what? What if I never do anything illegal?

spazzywulf317910 years ago

you know you can get paid to hack, by major companies like Apple, or Microsoft, they pay you to find hackers and hack them.

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Or to hack them and show them how you did it

EliseLange9 years ago

Bitch if I'm the best hacker ever I'm pretty sure I can hack into the FBI"s secret files, delete everything about me, and continue my life happily and unidentified.

sans skeleton9 years ago

nope.

DragonEXE8 years ago

Try me prison whores

Thjmze 9 years ago

The police show up I hack their radios to say I am a beautiful pig lol so funny but now to be serious I can just make a hacking device glued into my brain lol!