Will You Press The Button?

saltnburn9 years ago

Me and my large-breasted cellmate will take over the world, as soon as I hack our way out of prison.

Sændugan8 years ago

Yes!

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None-Is-None8 years ago

Well with my teleportation powers (from the last button) i'll just teleport out.

SparkleyFace1017 years ago

That was frickin lucky man

DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago

How does the best hacker in the world get caught?

Robettaja8 years ago

Good point

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WBGrock8 years ago

so i successfully hacked my way into the women"s prison?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

Yes, because being a white-hat hacker is totally illegal.

Jordan Barish12 years ago

Jails these days have electronic doors. If I'm the worlds greatest hacker, I'll just hack my self out.

adamdepas3 years ago

you couldn't hack it cause you not gonna have a pc or a phone

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Tacocat1017 years ago

CIA, FBI, Homeland Security. So many job choices. Why hack them and get caught and lose all your stolen money when you can work FOR them and make a crapton of money legally?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Hack the FBI and make them target the wrong person.

coolstorybro8 years ago

fool I dont hack the CIA I hack for the CIA

xLOSTxDARKLORD79 years ago

I don't hack.....pretty obvious what my choice is. Lol

SawyerHays8 years ago

The NSA will hire me in a heartbeat

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Im only a white hat hacker so I"d be helping the government.

EliteGeneral9 years ago

I pressed it....and the favorable loopholes and counter-explanations are explained by other people. And almost literally I can do anything I want that the electronic/digital world can do and reach.

Toy__Chica__fnaf_29 years ago

Don't use it

nanajosh9 years ago

Ok so, just because their well indoubed doesn't mean anything other than that. I'll just ask if he wants an early release date while I'm hacking myself out.

Iron Gamer10 years ago

sorry but if you were the worlds best hacker you basicly have free raien you littrly control the world also if you don't do anything ileagle than no one can throw you in prioson you would be out in no time

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Well he didn't call himself Iron Grammar for a reason obviously

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Mirabelle Mew12 years ago

This could work in my favor >u>

Evan Fair12 years ago

i leik dix

Dhebenwwospsodmd7 years ago

Same

Sophia Contreras12 years ago

I WILL WORK FOR TORCHWOOD! Or become Sollux Captor

usoutlaw8 years ago

if i was the best i would never be caught

Arcanedoom599 years ago

it doesnt say when tho, you could be found AFTER your already dead

Marbear7 years ago

Sooooooooooooo.....no

Daiemio10 years ago

The "but" only says "eventually" which means as long as you play it safe, and never stay in the same 500 yard radius for longer then 48 hours, you should technically be "safe" for as long as possible. Just make sure to keep switch cheap laptops and visitin...[Show full comment]

InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

Didn't say it was a dude BigBoob=<3

InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

Ignore the rnrnrnrnrnrn

t_revsearcy10 years ago

I don't really care to be good with computers. And I like my asshole the size it is, so. No

Grimlon9 years ago

what if my cellmate is girl, and well endowed, aka big boobs?

Ifredward8 years ago

HAX

Mike Walsh12 years ago

Start out as a white hat, than sue the Federal Government for false imprisonment

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Watch_dogs anyone?

mimideath2 years ago

die

Yepter9 years ago

good hacker= hack computers so you dont have a criminal record. this allows you to litteraly walk out a prison with 1000 guards around you

Blocksmash4569 years ago

I wouldn't use my skills for bad, I'd start a company and hack websites/banks to test their security and see how they can improve

Blocksmash4569 years ago

YOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO

Crashdichko5 years ago

I will just hack the police Computers and remove every recorded hack I did

Polliten9 years ago

i culd be 120 years old when i get into prison so yeah

Dabato7 years ago

I already am the world"s best hacker (-;

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Yeah, you keep thinking that Aiden Pearce.

19mgarrity10 years ago

hack out of prison

cap31018 years ago

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Doritoes9 years ago

Ok but if I haven't done anything illegal ?? Why would they send me to jail anyways ?

hbuckets9 years ago

Rares in animal jam*****

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Poofnugget9 years ago

A well-endowed female cellmate after I got caught being the best hacker alive...i shall hack us both out and make sure we don't leave a trace of our existence.