Will You Press The Button?

saltnburn 11 years ago

Me and my large-breasted cellmate will take over the world, as soon as I hack our way out of prison.

Sændugan 9 years ago

Yes!

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None-Is-None 9 years ago

Well with my teleportation powers (from the last button) i'll just teleport out.

SparkleyFace101 8 years ago

That was frickin lucky man

DestroyerOfWorlds 11 years ago

How does the best hacker in the world get caught?

Robettaja 9 years ago

Good point

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WBGrock 10 years ago

so i successfully hacked my way into the women"s prison?

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago

Yes, because being a white-hat hacker is totally illegal.

Jordan Barish 13 years ago

Jails these days have electronic doors. If I'm the worlds greatest hacker, I'll just hack my self out.

adamdepas 5 years ago

you couldn't hack it cause you not gonna have a pc or a phone

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Tacocat101 9 years ago

CIA, FBI, Homeland Security. So many job choices. Why hack them and get caught and lose all your stolen money when you can work FOR them and make a crapton of money legally?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Hack the FBI and make them target the wrong person.

coolstorybro 10 years ago

fool I dont hack the CIA I hack for the CIA

xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago

I don't hack.....pretty obvious what my choice is. Lol

SawyerHays 9 years ago

The NSA will hire me in a heartbeat

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Im only a white hat hacker so I"d be helping the government.

EliteGeneral 11 years ago

I pressed it....and the favorable loopholes and counter-explanations are explained by other people. And almost literally I can do anything I want that the electronic/digital world can do and reach.

Toy__Chica__fnaf_2 11 years ago

Don't use it

nanajosh 11 years ago

Ok so, just because their well indoubed doesn't mean anything other than that. I'll just ask if he wants an early release date while I'm hacking myself out.

Iron Gamer 11 years ago

sorry but if you were the worlds best hacker you basicly have free raien you littrly control the world also if you don't do anything ileagle than no one can throw you in prioson you would be out in no time

Anonymously judging 10 years ago

Well he didn't call himself Iron Grammar for a reason obviously

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Mirabelle Mew 13 years ago

This could work in my favor >u>

Evan Fair 13 years ago

i leik dix

Dhebenwwospsodmd 9 years ago

Same

Sophia Contreras 13 years ago

I WILL WORK FOR TORCHWOOD! Or become Sollux Captor

Anonymously judging 10 years ago

Watch_dogs anyone?

mimideath 4 years ago

die

Yepter 11 years ago

good hacker= hack computers so you dont have a criminal record. this allows you to litteraly walk out a prison with 1000 guards around you

Ifredward 9 years ago

HAX

Mike Walsh 13 years ago

Start out as a white hat, than sue the Federal Government for false imprisonment

Crashdichko 7 years ago

I will just hack the police Computers and remove every recorded hack I did

Polliten 11 years ago

i culd be 120 years old when i get into prison so yeah

Blocksmash456 11 years ago

I wouldn't use my skills for bad, I'd start a company and hack websites/banks to test their security and see how they can improve

Blocksmash456 11 years ago

YOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO

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Doritoes 11 years ago

Ok but if I haven't done anything illegal ?? Why would they send me to jail anyways ?

hbuckets 10 years ago

Rares in animal jam*****

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Dabato 9 years ago

I already am the world"s best hacker (-;

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Yeah, you keep thinking that Aiden Pearce.

19mgarrity 11 years ago

hack out of prison

Ajimixu 10 months ago

希望狱友是个女的:P

doomyz 11 years ago

Ill hack prison and join Anon as I've always dreamt

christhenub 9 years ago

mess with the best, die like the rest

Dasachi 12 years ago

I'd you're the worlds greatest hacker you wouldn't get caught.

Poofnugget 10 years ago

A well-endowed female cellmate after I got caught being the best hacker alive...i shall hack us both out and make sure we don't leave a trace of our existence.

Ballboyi 10 years ago

i do not hack

Tacos5800 4 years ago

I will just go to a fictional world (from last button)

TheWizardKemo 11 years ago

im al ready good at hacking

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Set up a fall guy before you get caught so get away scot free.

WheatleyWheaties 11 years ago

@Daiemio TL:DR

usoutlaw 10 years ago

who says i would not be a white hat hacker

Joshua535 9 years ago

I will be a mexican hacker!!!! Who witch is also a pre-teen

MidnightOtaku 12 years ago

I'll have a female cellmate... duh it doesn't say it has to be a guy.

hbuckets 10 years ago

They don't say WHEN I'm put in prison, i might be 92, or if I'm put into prison sooner. I could just hack myself out!

Shinyumbre 11 years ago

Why would I go to jail for hacking someone's website account because they troll everyone and it's not even funny...

hbuckets 10 years ago

also ignore the rnrnrnrnrnrn

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goldenducks12222 10 years ago

hack an undetectable knife and smuggle it in my anus

minimegaman090 3 years ago

:trol:

DeathlyVoids 11 years ago

Hack the police... in half

Red1007 9 years ago

Same as what Jordan Barish said, plus never said WHEN theyd find you. They could find me at age 78 and i"d just die the 2nd day they put me in jail so

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