Will You Press The Button?

hoggle 2 months ago

No downside. My parents will understand, and i can facetime them daily over 7 years, alien tech will be able Lool. Id be the richest person of all time with infinite wisdom, id know everything and what, how, where to make money automatically and esp when i... [Show full comment]

ExplodingMustard last year

Alien:what brought you here? Me:Atomic chicken McWhopper Alien:bro tf-*Atomic chicken McWhopper explosion which destroys the whole alien planet* No chance of alien invasion

Hzz 10 years ago

14 years of free food, and you get to talk to aliens. Where is the downside?

the117doctor 9 years ago

Just tell them. Infinite wisdom includes you knowing the outcome of whatever the hell they wanna see.

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DJHonore 10 years ago

Can you have hookers in the spaceship with you?

NumberNumber4 9 years ago

My man

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samueldaking 10 years ago

I can go to space and maybe the aliens will follow me on Instagram @iamsamuelmoore

Gwen Rosenkrantz 13 years ago

One with infinite wisdom can make the spaceship much faster

yuronoakuma 7 years ago

True

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Rocket046 9 years ago

Space is pretty epic and dangerous, cool.

NHLic 10 years ago

I think they would just freeze me. Isn't that normal?

Destinyxx 11 years ago

The comment above was 46 years ago!!!

Frank C. Ellsworth 13 years ago

you really wouldn't need to because you would now how to create a device to telliport you there ad back

Hzz 10 years ago

Wisdom and, cunning dose not mean intelligence.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

really nothing is bad about this, fucking space man, xD and you probably can take someone with you/ anything you want, and im sure the ship would be big as hell

Argenteus 11 years ago

I mean, sitting in space would suck, but I get to make FIRST CONTACT! I'm so fucking excited about that I barely care about the wisdom.

NoahCarr 8 years ago

If I have infinite wisdom and cunning I'll just help make space travel faster or build AI"s to help replace me so I don't have to work as much.

Jordi Diez-Neill 13 years ago

That is not a downside. I would choose to do that, given the opportunity

Leah_770 9 years ago

Haveing infinite widom wouldake life boreing

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago

If I don't press this, I can sit here and have this WITHOUT the cons...

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago

It didn't say I needed to

TechnicalIssues 4 years ago

ngl it could be waaaaaaaay more then 7 seven years

Rofl47 11 years ago

Well, it never says I'm not alone in said spaceship. I could also use my power to talk my way out of it.

Correct 6 years ago

Wtf is mile a min talking?

kittygamerz 10 years ago

aliens might not be real?

frost24theminecraftfurry 9 years ago

PAWSOME

Hanoot27 11 years ago

Lol, infinite wisdom.

Prussia 11 years ago

why is that a problem?

huntr44 11 years ago

I like space

SpaceLizard24 7 months ago

Death via cosmic radiation, my favourite!

Basit Ali 13 years ago

YES

Muhanoid 10 years ago

Space trip! Space trip! We"re going on space trip!

Capixal 5 years ago

No downside

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

Whats with people you know from the Internet?

PriscillaLacaillade 10 years ago

Lol

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

Hellow

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

mile a minute talking means nobody understands you.

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

No internet in space. Even if there was, the ping would be godawful.

ZhanLong 8 years ago

I would become a fountain of wisdom AND represent mankind on a galactic scale, while living 14 years in relative safety and luxury (unless cryosleep is a thing)? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Bon_Bon666 11 years ago

what if you are the wisest?

TheofficialDeathmark 9 years ago

did you know if you flip the map of America sideways it looks like a duck?

NumberNumber4 9 years ago

Did you know that when you comment completely irrelevant infotmation, nobody is going to care.

CorruptedPea777 2 years ago

Just hide away until no one remembers you and go do whatever you want. I mean it doesn’t specify you have to go

Cody Mayo 13 years ago

By the way, if this happens and aliens come later on and blow up the earth... sorry, but sometimes I need to shut my mouth, not open it.

LupusAlatus 10 years ago

What if they"re giants, or tinies, or dragons?

thelolbro123 11 years ago

Wtf does this even ,mean???

Belarus 11 years ago

Aliens

Ulrea 10 years ago

Depends whos in the space ship

SAO_Dude 11 years ago

i will know how to make the ship go faster

malakadie 6 years ago

cryogenic shock

itsbessey 11 years ago

Makes no sense

Coolbutcruelnickdoop 8 years ago

I'm young so jokes on you i will 17 then ha ha ha

Creeper_mode 11 years ago

That's kinda cool going to speak with et lol.

TheAllmighty212 9 years ago

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Mystical Pig 11 years ago

downside? I'm infinitely smart, I can literally manipulate time.

the117doctor 9 years ago

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE!?

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songedore 2 months ago

I just hope the aliens look better

RogerKing AmeriCorps 13 years ago

The 2 things I have always wanted to do!!!!!!

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