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You get 1000 dollars every day

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to receive the money you must slap a baby twice every single day

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AwesomeForLife1019 years ago

Two things. They don't say how hard to slap the baby and they didn't say it needed to be a real one

TheSassilyViolentFaerie9 years ago

You never said a real baby

Mia0074 years ago

babys annoy me anyway. it"s a win/win situation for me

BabyDeer3 months ago

You hate your past self?!

Im1UserThatLikesDankMemesYo279 years ago

That depends, I'll do it softly

Funapp018 years ago

I"d lightly hit them and then by them a present with the thousand dollars so they wouldnt hate me

Kittenlover1018 years ago

That ruins it.

Luke Jordan Beckford12 years ago

Lol they didn't say how hard.

Herbrine24 years ago

I do it softly at first than do it hard

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Willyoupressthebutton0network4 years ago

I HATE BABIES

Weird_Cat_Person9 years ago

VERRY gently

KrystianDratwa9 years ago

it can be gentle

I find all the loopholes9 years ago

Jesus but okay I'll take it

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

Do i get extra points for slapping the baby more than twice?

Willyoupressthebutton0network4 years ago

KILL THE BABY

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KhemjiWillNotPressinnggDude7 years ago

What about a fake baby?

DiamondCreeper7 years ago

That would work. That"s a type of baby

doctor_cocter8 years ago

sounds like a win win to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

joebamayeet4 years ago

you guys are getting paid?

Bikacha4 years ago

i already slap babies

Cjboy5 years ago

I’m British.

CplKarambit40845 years ago

Win win.

AlexFico5 years ago

Fuck babies

Alex Francis Cummings12 years ago

then id be getting paid for what i already do

atumalaka3 years ago

192.032.29.9 your ip bro danger

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Cocktailmaster6 years ago

If the baby dies it dies

-Jedi-Grimes-9 years ago

What defines ‘slap’?

ApertureSci9877 years ago

I hate babies anyway

AccountName657 years ago

F*** THE BABYS! I NEED MY MOOLA!

ZoeySurvivor7 years ago

i can just do *tap tap* then my finger slaps it?

StormTDR7 years ago

I could literally poke them twice and I would get 1000 dollars

Downside7 years ago

I have a baby sister im done

Bart Jansen12 years ago

whats the downside?

Z0m41e7 years ago

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

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Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

my pleasure

Dragborg8 years ago

BRING FORTH THE SMALL CHILDREN 😈😈😈

StormTDR7 years ago

EVOL but 4 1000 yes master I will bring them forth!!!!! Mhahahaha!!!!!

lani8 years ago

Never said how hard

Ultimate_Genius8 years ago

*thank you for giving me these $1000. Now give me your baby so I can slap him.

Roddy8 years ago

Where"s the downside?

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

Under the but

beefjerkyzxz8 years ago

Where is the downside here?

knjigga8 years ago

lol u can slap baby any hard u want

SuperMarioLoganfan698 years ago

Dollars ain't my currency Bitch

Shadowdragonofawesomeness9 years ago

I not afraid to slap a baby gently on the foot.

Magnus Olmstead9 years ago

You can slap the baby gently

gilT9 years ago

But you can still slap a baby doll.

gilT9 years ago

I won't say that I already do that.... but I cinda do. And also you can give them a baby slap, one of those realy weak ones.

anniecornish27119 years ago

why r u so mean and would slap a baby for money

MemeBreathingCunt9 years ago

I'd slap a baby for a fuckin tooth pick

Ben Jennings12 years ago

You have to slap newborn babies lightly to check if they're alive. I could do that.

BroTGM7 years ago

Lolololololol 👏👏👏

Sea Hitler9 years ago

MY DREAM JOB!

Josh Brown12 years ago

best job ever

Patti Suslo12 years ago

thats the life

loophole1910 years ago

No one said you need to slap the baby hard and it could be on the wrist... LoopholeðŸ˜‰

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

either use a fake baby, as it never said you couldnt, or just slap it EXTREMELY lightly.

SirHamburguesa11 years ago

Downside?

czechprowess10 years ago

light slap?

TriedDiamond1084 years ago

Never said how hard, you could just do a little play "slap" and boom, free 1k

jshaw719 years ago

easy for me, hitting a baby is not worth it... and IF I did I would give half the money to the parents family because I would feel SO bad about having to do it...

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