Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Doesn't say that those people had to be willing! Hehehehe... *Global panic arises when people randomly get superpowers* Time to fuck shit up.

frigomanu7 years ago

Just wish you always have someone to do your work, so when the time to be a genie comes somebody does it for you :p

sertang9 years ago

"he told me to end the suffering of his daughter, so i handed him an axe"

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Just have my wish be to always be free to do as I wish so I go around as a free Genie for 1000 years, and use that power to extend my time.LOOPHOLE!

Angus Berg12 years ago

Ask for the Genie's freedom, wealth and good health (Generic blessing). BOOM! Now I can live for 1000 years, free and clear.

Dude usernames r fake9 years ago

Also Its says grant you anything once...if can get everything you want just can only do that 1 thing once

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mati60497 years ago

what if i ask the genie to make me piss myself every time i go to a public place

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

It says 1000 years, but it doesn't say when. I can either wait "till I'm dying, or when I need someone else to make a wish... ...if I didn't just wish for reality-bending powers from the start, that is!

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

Well then I'll never do it xD

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Chinaman9 years ago

I wish people to suck MY dick,and then spending 1000 years granting people the wish to suck MY dick.Sounds good :)

XHZTM2 years ago

卧槽？

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AljaÅ¾ Kozina12 years ago

So, I make a wish, then I spend a thousand years granting people my wish (and not the one they wished). BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sillysandwitch029 years ago

That is another level of evil, but the biggest troll ever too.

Alexander Weaton12 years ago

So I wish for more genies, then I have to grant other people the wish for more genies... So, then the world is filled with genies... I see nothing wrong with this.

Coolcon9 years ago

Until someone wishes for nuclear war

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Isaac Prier12 years ago

I wish for 1000 years of happiness. Then I go around happy for 1000 years making other people happy.

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

Pokemon will be real. And transformers.

pacoyo59 years ago

my 9 year old dream

DenGC4 years ago

wish for unlimited wishes, and skip the next 1000 years

RafaelIscool8 years ago

just wish for him not to be a genie

XxChloe_lolzxX7 years ago

That"s not fair

lh00009 years ago

i wish i get 10 wishes every day for ever

Dragoon10 years ago

I wish for unlimited wishes and then wish that I don't turn into a genie

dedXslade9 years ago

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Maimai10 years ago

I press the button, I wish to have 100 wishes more. Then I wish not to be a genie for 100 years, and other things I want to wish ^^

superman2o7 years ago

Wow...nobody wants to be a genie?

Heyunicornhey9 years ago

I would like to be a genie it's seems amazing

MemzPF3 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes, wish for downside not to happen

Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago

Wish that i never become a genie

Ryanruud49 years ago

What about if i wish for more wishes then i wish to not be a genie

Julie3361210 years ago

My wish is to live Hehe

Bsseoevssosansideosve5 years ago

Sure

Prof. Loophole9 years ago

Ask for immortaliy and you will never have to live as a genie. And also you can ask for freedom etc. for the genie.

Nebulously cool10 years ago

I wish that I could have an erection for 5 years

White20635last year

Okay first of my wish is "I can have infinity wish" and one of them is I don't need to be genie

Jess Spindler12 years ago

I wish that Jess Spindler had infinite power.

JapanOtaku18 years ago

SLEEP FOR A 1,000 YEARS

Zzdavid9 years ago

1- Wish for 3 wishes 2- wish for not being a genie 3- wish to everything you want

PleasePressTheButton8 years ago

47 YEARS AGO!!!!

SHARK84849 years ago

Ask the genie to give you 1000 more wishes.

koolguy4 years ago

ask for unlimited wishes, so you can use them after the thousand years are up

Killerstar10 years ago

Me too

1221monsterz7 years ago

Ask for imprtaly and freedom fack this add is covering rhe text ok not more

TCETube9 years ago

Id ask for more wishes... I dont fucking care if its overated.

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

I can wish to become female genie

vaguesoul10 years ago

living for 1000 years will give you great knowledge .

logicalandrealistic3 years ago

If I wished for Invisibility, I could just run away from the Genie.

James Samson12 years ago

i wish for me not to be a genie and infinite wishes all in one wish.

NevIsDaBoss8 years ago

So how much time do you get with your wish? Because this sounds like you wish something and then become the genie, so you can't use the wish you made. And that sound kinda boring to me.

TheOOOF5 years ago

HMMMMMMMMMMM. ask genie for more wishes, wish him to negate the "but", and then ask him to gran ur wishes

pyrite-minimal8 years ago

i wish for more wishes than wish not to be a genie

BasicallyImAGamer10 years ago

my wish is doing everyones mother

PlatinumAgent899 years ago

Ask the genie to stop the 1000year thing

Jaylee Alivares10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ANOMA7 years ago

"I wish for you to be released"

Duckytheshark1last year

What if I wish to never become a genie , problem sloved

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