Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Doesn't say that those people had to be willing! Hehehehe... *Global panic arises when people randomly get superpowers* Time to fuck shit up.

frigomanu7 years ago

Just wish you always have someone to do your work, so when the time to be a genie comes somebody does it for you :p

sertang9 years ago

"he told me to end the suffering of his daughter, so i handed him an axe"

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Just have my wish be to always be free to do as I wish so I go around as a free Genie for 1000 years, and use that power to extend my time.LOOPHOLE!

Angus Berg12 years ago

Ask for the Genie's freedom, wealth and good health (Generic blessing). BOOM! Now I can live for 1000 years, free and clear.

Dude usernames r fake9 years ago

Also Its says grant you anything once...if can get everything you want just can only do that 1 thing once

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mati60497 years ago

what if i ask the genie to make me piss myself every time i go to a public place

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

It says 1000 years, but it doesn't say when. I can either wait "till I'm dying, or when I need someone else to make a wish... ...if I didn't just wish for reality-bending powers from the start, that is!

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

Well then I'll never do it xD

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Chinaman9 years ago

I wish people to suck MY dick,and then spending 1000 years granting people the wish to suck MY dick.Sounds good :)

XHZTM2 years ago

卧槽？

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AljaÅ¾ Kozina12 years ago

So, I make a wish, then I spend a thousand years granting people my wish (and not the one they wished). BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sillysandwitch029 years ago

That is another level of evil, but the biggest troll ever too.

Alexander Weaton12 years ago

So I wish for more genies, then I have to grant other people the wish for more genies... So, then the world is filled with genies... I see nothing wrong with this.

Coolcon8 years ago

Until someone wishes for nuclear war

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Isaac Prier12 years ago

I wish for 1000 years of happiness. Then I go around happy for 1000 years making other people happy.

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

Pokemon will be real. And transformers.

pacoyo59 years ago

my 9 year old dream

logicalandrealistic3 years ago

If I wished for Invisibility, I could just run away from the Genie.

James Samson12 years ago

i wish for me not to be a genie and infinite wishes all in one wish.

NevIsDaBoss8 years ago

So how much time do you get with your wish? Because this sounds like you wish something and then become the genie, so you can't use the wish you made. And that sound kinda boring to me.

pyrite-minimal8 years ago

i wish for more wishes than wish not to be a genie

BasicallyImAGamer9 years ago

my wish is doing everyones mother

TheOOOF5 years ago

HMMMMMMMMMMM. ask genie for more wishes, wish him to negate the "but", and then ask him to gran ur wishes

Jaylee Alivares9 years ago

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ANOMA7 years ago

"I wish for you to be released"

PlatinumAgent899 years ago

Ask the genie to stop the 1000year thing

MichaelOlawoye8 years ago

Ask for best life ever

Mattheboss8909 years ago

wish for infinate wishis then u can wish for freedom power ect...

Duckytheshark1last year

What if I wish to never become a genie , problem sloved

Alexander Bemis-pickford12 years ago

Id wish everyone else in the world had to share my fate cause im an asshole

Cookie3339 years ago

I would wish for emojis to exist and then more emojis and the world to be called planet Emoji not earth

idk-man-i-just-want-to-comment-on-things4 years ago

Im gonna trans so many people"s genders

Kerrie Johnson12 years ago

ok

PleasePressTheButton8 years ago

Why Is Every Front Comment 47 Years Ago?

Bubbaprime6 years ago

I'm akinator 😎😰

1235player9 years ago

So...suicide

Andrew75959 years ago

same

KarukikuPresses10 years ago

What? Getting a wish+Immortality for 1000 years? YES SIR!

UndertaleTrash_7 years ago

Wish for the ability to enchant stuff boom no downside

ZaneP12 years ago

I wish the one who granted the wish would have sex with the most beautiful human on earth.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Infinite wishes. Freedom, the ability to freeze people as well. No downside.

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Wish for more genies

ItGetsWorse8 years ago

Wish that people would wish me good things, so that when I am eventually no longer a genie I will be living more comfortably than everyone else.

Evapilot19 years ago

Yay. :)

TheFloofyProtogen5 years ago

Wish for your freedom when you become a genie so you are able to grant infinite wishes for yourself.

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

Ok I wish that I will have unlimited wishes and then I wish to not be a genie and tadaaaaa

Big Cheese9 years ago

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