Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

Doesn't say that those people had to be willing! Hehehehe... *Global panic arises when people randomly get superpowers* Time to fuck shit up.

sertang 11 years ago

"he told me to end the suffering of his daughter, so i handed him an axe"

frigomanu 9 years ago

Just wish you always have someone to do your work, so when the time to be a genie comes somebody does it for you :p

Angus Berg 13 years ago

Ask for the Genie's freedom, wealth and good health (Generic blessing). BOOM! Now I can live for 1000 years, free and clear.

Dude usernames r fake 10 years ago

Also Its says grant you anything once...if can get everything you want just can only do that 1 thing once

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FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Just have my wish be to always be free to do as I wish so I go around as a free Genie for 1000 years, and use that power to extend my time.LOOPHOLE!

mati6049 9 years ago

what if i ask the genie to make me piss myself every time i go to a public place

SoullessPuppet 9 years ago

It says 1000 years, but it doesn't say when. I can either wait "till I'm dying, or when I need someone else to make a wish... ...if I didn't just wish for reality-bending powers from the start, that is!

SoullessPuppet 9 years ago

Well then I'll never do it xD

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Chinaman 11 years ago

I wish people to suck MY dick,and then spending 1000 years granting people the wish to suck MY dick.Sounds good :)

XHZTM 3 years ago

卧槽？

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AljaÅ¾ Kozina 13 years ago

So, I make a wish, then I spend a thousand years granting people my wish (and not the one they wished). BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sillysandwitch02 10 years ago

That is another level of evil, but the biggest troll ever too.

Alexander Weaton 13 years ago

So I wish for more genies, then I have to grant other people the wish for more genies... So, then the world is filled with genies... I see nothing wrong with this.

Coolcon 10 years ago

Until someone wishes for nuclear war

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Isaac Prier 13 years ago

I wish for 1000 years of happiness. Then I go around happy for 1000 years making other people happy.

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

Pokemon will be real. And transformers.

pacoyo5 11 years ago

my 9 year old dream

logicalandrealistic 4 years ago

If I wished for Invisibility, I could just run away from the Genie.

James Samson 13 years ago

i wish for me not to be a genie and infinite wishes all in one wish.

NevIsDaBoss 9 years ago

So how much time do you get with your wish? Because this sounds like you wish something and then become the genie, so you can't use the wish you made. And that sound kinda boring to me.

TheOOOF 6 years ago

HMMMMMMMMMMM. ask genie for more wishes, wish him to negate the "but", and then ask him to gran ur wishes

pyrite-minimal 10 years ago

i wish for more wishes than wish not to be a genie

BasicallyImAGamer 11 years ago

my wish is doing everyones mother

PlatinumAgent89 10 years ago

Ask the genie to stop the 1000year thing

Jaylee Alivares 11 years ago

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ANOMA 8 years ago

"I wish for you to be released"

Duckytheshark1 3 years ago

What if I wish to never become a genie , problem sloved

Alexander Bemis-pickford 13 years ago

Id wish everyone else in the world had to share my fate cause im an asshole

MichaelOlawoye 9 years ago

Ask for best life ever

Mattheboss890 11 years ago

wish for infinate wishis then u can wish for freedom power ect...

PleasePressTheButton 9 years ago

Why Is Every Front Comment 47 Years Ago?

Cookie333 11 years ago

I would wish for emojis to exist and then more emojis and the world to be called planet Emoji not earth

idk-man-i-just-want-to-comment-on-things 6 years ago

Im gonna trans so many people"s genders

Kerrie Johnson 13 years ago

ok

Andrew7595 11 years ago

same

Bubbaprime 8 years ago

I'm akinator 😎😰

1235player 10 years ago

So...suicide

UndertaleTrash_ 9 years ago

Wish for the ability to enchant stuff boom no downside

KarukikuPresses 12 years ago

What? Getting a wish+Immortality for 1000 years? YES SIR!

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

Wish for more genies

ZaneP 13 years ago

I wish the one who granted the wish would have sex with the most beautiful human on earth.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Infinite wishes. Freedom, the ability to freeze people as well. No downside.

TheFloofyProtogen 6 years ago

Wish for your freedom when you become a genie so you are able to grant infinite wishes for yourself.

ItGetsWorse 10 years ago

Wish that people would wish me good things, so that when I am eventually no longer a genie I will be living more comfortably than everyone else.

Evapilot1 11 years ago

Yay. :)

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade; 10 years ago

Ok I wish that I will have unlimited wishes and then I wish to not be a genie and tadaaaaa

Big Cheese 11 years ago

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