Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___ 3 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos 4 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey 13 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb 3 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica739 11 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu 8 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham87 9 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Zhak9 11 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

Dogggirl363 9 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

fuyufrost 10 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith 7 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl363 9 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron3000 9 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd 9 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude314 11 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl1872 9 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac 13 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy 11 years ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaat

David Wang 13 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 10 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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ketchuppirate 9 years ago

My superpower is to have all superpowers

bill chiper 11 years ago

invinciblity

Katsu Imvu 13 years ago

I see no downside.

Sammipajammie 11 years ago

What if you don't eat mayonnaise?

LunarWish 10 years ago

if i choose the power of inmortality?

Disapprover 11 years ago

Reincarnation.

Rangtuk 10 years ago

I"d make a hell of a sandwich when I go!

pussy 11 years ago

_ immortality is a bad idea because then youd be stuck in mayo forever

TinFalcon37 6 years ago

The superpower of altering reality at will, nothing can beat that

Globalubie47 12 years ago

*Eat Ketchup*

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago

I would be immortal

Austinator 11 years ago

Drowning should sick but at least you would have you still have the power of your choice

RyanPost 7 years ago

Then dont die

Pilipino charles 11 years ago

Sure sure hhahahahaha

ChaosWeaver 12 years ago

I choose the power to breathe mayonnaise.

Esper 11 years ago

What the fuck ever.

Ben164 10 years ago

Best death ever

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

But anyways ILL PRESS DA BUTTON

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Damn it England why do love mayonnaise, granted I can't die in but this is make by bloody wankers

Dandelion here 11 years ago

Step 1: chose your super power step 2: figure out that it doesn't say when you will die step 3 stay away from mayonnaise for the rest of your life step 3 now your immortal because to die you have to die in mayonnaise step 4 live an awesome life

keegandigs 11 years ago

Step 4: there's a super villain trying to kill you with mayonnaise.

voz 2 years ago

If ur superpower is flying can you escape the mayo ?

Mtoom3000 10 years ago

There is no better death

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