Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___2 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos3 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey12 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb2 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica73910 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu6 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham878 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Dogggirl3638 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

Zhak99 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

fuyufrost8 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith6 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl3638 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer7 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron30008 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd8 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom9 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude3149 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl18728 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac12 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy9 years ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaat

David Wang12 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 9 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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ADAMKHAN7 years ago

But I'll already be dead, right?

B.walker32459 years ago

Wait, so after I die I will drown in mayonnaise? Ight I'm good with that

jman12128 years ago

I HATE MAYO so NOOOOOOOOOOOO

chicken10 years ago

My superpower is breathing in mayonnaise

mdog20134 years ago

reincarnation

TheFairyEspeon9 years ago

What if this whole website is gonna take all of the votes of people and make it come true in 2018. O.o btw it's 2016 XD

Kathy Kat10 years ago

It doesn't bring my death closer, so bring it on.

_XunknownX_8 years ago

My superpower will be to not be able to drown

Bcorb6510 years ago

Super power to make super powers and make the power to change anything that has and ever will happen, and stop yourself from dying. Duh

Sausage6665 years ago

EWW, MAYONAISE!!!!!!!

JessicaWinchester679 years ago

Well, when will I drown I mayo? Because if it is ten years than sure, what the hell?

Good God A Bear11 years ago

Well, there are certainly worse ways to die.

GalaxyGurl8 years ago

I will just eat all of the mayonnaise, and have the superpower of Kirby!! HAHA

Uncookedham878 years ago

But then wouldn't you absorb it"s powers? You"d be 500 lbs.

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REBOOTG9 years ago

Absorbtion. Absorb it all

bhoppy12310 years ago

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