Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___ 3 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos 4 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey 13 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb 3 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica739 11 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu 8 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham87 9 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Zhak9 11 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

Dogggirl363 9 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

fuyufrost 10 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith 7 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl363 9 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron3000 9 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd 9 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude314 11 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl1872 9 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac 13 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy 11 years ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaat

David Wang 13 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 10 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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Fondler7 6 years ago

You fool! This is actually my secual fantasy!

Coolgdude997 10 years ago

Nope fuck it

The Button Is Evil 12 years ago

Aquaman.

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

How can you die then drown in mayonnaise?

Pixel Master 11 years ago

FUCK YA MAYO!!!! MY POWA IS TO DISSOLVE MAYO WITH MAYO LAZAS BOOM FUCKAS!!!

Superdude3266 10 years ago

I can play mayo as an instrument

Goku 12 years ago

Weird way to go out, but who cares? From what I understand, I'll drown in mayonnaise AFTER I die, so no biggie.

Shadow125 11 years ago

"mayonnaise" XD

kylee_dreams 10 years ago

Holy s***

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

No thx one of my worst fears is drowning

Demongirl 8 years ago

I will start the world with quirks if I die from it

JayButtonOrNot 11 years ago

my superpower would be that I own every superpower (also breathing mayonnaise)

achiMAX 11 years ago

I have the power of immortaliry

jouichi_chama 11 years ago

lol me2 immortaliry is imr3wqfad

Fuchsy 3 years ago

the evil guy: mayonnaise man!

chri74i7 10 years ago

...well...if i am dead and drown in mayonaise i couldnt fell it anyways...

overlordinevil 11 years ago

so i'm dead and then i drown in mayonnaise? or i will die and when i do it will be by drowning in mayonnaise?

The_pro_attacker 9 years ago

Just eat it....

DodeBacterie 9 years ago

I'm beginning to doubt if this site is even trying

DanielYLP 10 years ago

My Power is, that i can`t die ;D

Sudokori 12 years ago

So I'm fighting crime and sixty years later I have a heart attack while flying and fall through a factory roof into mayonnaise? Okay.

Bigdaddyfuze 9 years ago

My super power is invincibility

Downarenoob123 11 years ago

I don't care :D

Sara_phia 10 years ago

I request the power to breathe in any substance-including mayonnaise

Jkam147 11 years ago

but the question is.. is mayonnaise an instrument?

JustHere10 5 years ago

The power to hold you breath

Nickss 9 years ago

So if I would die anyway by drown in mayonnaise

braforce 11 years ago

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