Will You Press The Button?

You become king of any country of your choosing

but

Within 30 years you will be deposed by revolutionaries and there is an 80% chance they will execute you.

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Double0racle7 years ago

Step 1: wait until you are 60+ Step 2: push button

Alifox8 years ago

I have luck yo that twenty percent will be on my side

BeachKing7 years ago

Be king of bad country beFriend my country then leave

TheMultimention8 years ago

Bow down to your new queen world!!!! (I classify the world as a country now :3 )

jaredninjadude7 years ago

Canada

JazzimoX8 years ago

Canada! Dibs.

TheMultimention8 years ago

I claimed the world already bud. Shuffle along now

Migdin18 years ago

I am the new king of Norway!!! And since most of norway doesnt have weapons and the military is microscopic, and that Norway does not kill people, the 80% turns into a 0.05% that i will be executed!!!

Migdin18 years ago

And un also Norwegian so they will love me more and i will survivr

MaryViolet8 years ago

But I'mma girl....

Red Fox9 years ago

I'm a king! for now

Tony Feenin12 years ago

I don't care for living past 50 anyways

Mirai_Mcfly2 years ago

Same

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Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

So ten minutes after I rule said country, I would resign. After stocking my bank account.

Puppydudley9 years ago

According to the British Constitution, the King/Queen can't resign. I assume we'd be playing by the same rules.

Jonathan James Green12 years ago

I could be king of Britain and work on restoring subsistence agriculture. I could even be king of the USA and declare it part of the British Empire!

the_infinite_bobux_man4 years ago

well that just defeats the whole damn purpose of it being AMERICA

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Josh Stoiber12 years ago

I like those odds.

the_infinite_bobux_man4 years ago

HAHA HE SAID IT

Dominic Santoro12 years ago

King of America. Nuke EVERYONE!

Loophole man9 years ago

I didn't know Donald Trump comes on this site

Ada Asda12 years ago

If you conquer the world and get the best security in the world you wont die and can make them happy by sending them to an other planet

I_have_1_brain_cell_4 years ago

Hah I woUld Be deAd By In 20 YeArs AnD My SoN WoUlD bE RulInG

Carrow3608 years ago

Live fast die young

antonsan9 years ago

Why be a king when you can be a god

11famousman9 years ago

do not want to die like that

jarldraggmond10 years ago

as an humanist, I don't support totalitarian governments like monarchies.

Tchantch&egrave;s9 years ago

Vive la France!

BoopTheButtons8 years ago

If they are going to kill me quickly

Pootis man4209 years ago

Make it Canada. BAM instant extended life!!!!!!!!

cute_cailyn3 years ago

Good thing I would be a queen 😝

xXMrChickenXx9 years ago

atleast uv been a king/president for turdy years

Uhoh7 years ago

Resign within 29 years

killstien8 years ago

America was dead anyway. But my pick would be Scotland my ancestral land

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Oh so become a man? Hell no, it"s Trump but worse.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Oops. I meant better.

Droitzel9 years ago

Not a bad dilemma, I just don't want to be a king.

Nana282469 years ago

King of America make some laws legal and illegal

IWantToFuckXKCD3 years ago

70 years old be like

LandonBygate7 years ago

The French Revolution all over agian

sirudy9 years ago

i will be the best king ever and stop the revolutionaries

that random girl10 years ago

After 29 years I would quit ^_^

WBGrock9 years ago

The country i choose to be king of is the USA.

Mikkel MÃ¸ller Schollert12 years ago

be the best king evarr!! no one wants to start a revolution

Ginn8 years ago

I'm 50 right now.. don't care dying with 80

Snakeybus3 years ago

democracy

Knucklesfan8 years ago

I'll be executed for being awesome.

usefulbobcat9 years ago

I would not like to be king of any place.

Lolburgerz9 years ago

Im female im not switching genders eww

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

I choose this disgusting thing we call Earth, even though it"s not a country.

Hereuall27 years ago

That’s ok I will just leave the country that day

vaylen9 years ago

30 years of bliss? Execute me when I'm 78, WORTH IT1

Uncookedham878 years ago

I feel like I"d be a bad ruler anyway

Batmancrazy9 years ago

They can not kill me if they are dead evil laughing

Eve9 years ago

I dont want to be king, I want to be GOD!

Bonkboy3 years ago

Screw this, I'm an American dammit! I would never becom re a king, for people should be free!

nasexsavkifs8 years ago

Screw that. I'm too lazy to rule a country.

Puppydudley9 years ago

I know exactly what I'd want to do so

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