I could just order them to forget it never happened...Or have part of their task be to become my lifelong companion that could never hurt me...Free Animal friends!
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Andy Tanase13 years ago
Okay bear.Now kill (insert name of person I hate here) then jump of a building.
Humans are animals... BUAHAHAHAHA I NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
RenanOliveira9 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
The task then go on with ur life and never attack me
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BambieTheButtonSlapper10 years ago
Knowing me I"d be like "Awe look at how it"s tearing at my flesh !!!Lil cutie"
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Orangeskull0410 years ago
Why even?
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Owain45210 years ago
Well, humans are animals so you can control anyone you want, and then give them another task before they attack you.
RenanOliveira9 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
I'll say yeah lol, I can kill them before they attack me
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Vychron11 years ago
command them to never attack you
Cheese#211 years ago
Yeah! There's absolutely no downside!
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Jessica Dean13 years ago
Come at me, bro.
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Annabeth Chase13 years ago
control them over and over @ Alexander Gringorov you sick bastard.
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castawaycym11 years ago
i don't want to control animals.i love animals.
Hpfan21509 years ago
Command them to be your bffs!
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Batmn9 years ago
just control small weak animals or just make the animal go far away from you
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Banipa God11 years ago
kill the animal at the end.. duh
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emmmm2 years ago
I will order them to commit suicide at the end of their mission.
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TheFangSome139 years ago
Presses button, controls governments to creat world piece, gets nuked by 66,000 nukes
TheFangSome139 years ago
Nuked by all the nukes
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Jinbunny11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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Handsomebud10 years ago
NOW TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER NEED TO CONTROL AND ANIMAL
Buttonpresser256789 years ago
When some is about to kill you
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PunkAssedBitch9 years ago
Just carry katana with you continuously, Problem solved!
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1238213210 years ago
You could could freakin win and lose at the same time
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NintendoSauceYT5 years ago
I will control them from a distance
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Panic!atmychemicalfallout11 years ago
Humans are mammals and mammals are animals. That mean I can take over the world and just give the command not to kill me!
RenanOliveira9 years ago
people are not mamals, mammals works for animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has...[Show full comment]
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1 wise whit10 years ago
just carry a pump action shot gun all the time problem salved :3
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AeviiM10 years ago
Task: do whatever I want and never attack me.
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Thales Rodriguez13 years ago
WHAT IF I CONTROL A HAMSTER ?
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UltimateDoge9 years ago
1.Do task 2.Self-termination
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katherine055399711 years ago
I'll just make the animals run away from me! They wont be able to attack me!
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Cheli10 years ago
Cant you control the animals mind by telling him to not attack you?
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The_Neon_Hacker11 years ago
ask them to kill themselves after they have finished your task.
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MaiNai11 years ago
Spam|
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Regularnewbie10 years ago
You can just get them to kill themselvses after they do the thing so yes common sense. Duh.
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Possums-r-cuul4 years ago
I'll just have it kill me
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INTENSE M0NK3Y11 years ago
Carry a gun
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NothingPlayz9 years ago
Okay, Black Bear. ATTACK THE GUY DOWN THERE!! -bear falls to death-
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DecZO10 years ago
control a cat to jump off a bridge, they cant attack you then
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