I could just order them to forget it never happened...Or have part of their task be to become my lifelong companion that could never hurt me...Free Animal friends!
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Andy Tanase13 years ago
Okay bear.Now kill (insert name of person I hate here) then jump of a building.
Humans are animals... BUAHAHAHAHA I NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
RenanOliveira9 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
The task then go on with ur life and never attack me
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BambieTheButtonSlapper10 years ago
Knowing me I"d be like "Awe look at how it"s tearing at my flesh !!!Lil cutie"
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Orangeskull0410 years ago
Why even?
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Owain45210 years ago
Well, humans are animals so you can control anyone you want, and then give them another task before they attack you.
RenanOliveira9 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
I'll say yeah lol, I can kill them before they attack me
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Vychron11 years ago
command them to never attack you
Cheese#210 years ago
Yeah! There's absolutely no downside!
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Jessica Dean13 years ago
Come at me, bro.
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NintendoSauceYT5 years ago
I will control them from a distance
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Panic!atmychemicalfallout11 years ago
Humans are mammals and mammals are animals. That mean I can take over the world and just give the command not to kill me!
RenanOliveira9 years ago
people are not mamals, mammals works for animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has...[Show full comment]
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PunkAssedBitch9 years ago
Just carry katana with you continuously, Problem solved!
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1238213210 years ago
You could could freakin win and lose at the same time
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AeviiM9 years ago
Task: do whatever I want and never attack me.
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Thales Rodriguez13 years ago
WHAT IF I CONTROL A HAMSTER ?
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1 wise whit10 years ago
just carry a pump action shot gun all the time problem salved :3
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The_Neon_Hacker11 years ago
ask them to kill themselves after they have finished your task.
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UltimateDoge9 years ago
1.Do task 2.Self-termination
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katherine055399711 years ago
I'll just make the animals run away from me! They wont be able to attack me!
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Cheli10 years ago
Cant you control the animals mind by telling him to not attack you?
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INTENSE M0NK3Y11 years ago
Carry a gun
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NothingPlayz9 years ago
Okay, Black Bear. ATTACK THE GUY DOWN THERE!! -bear falls to death-
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MaiNai11 years ago
Spam|
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Regularnewbie10 years ago
You can just get them to kill themselvses after they do the thing so yes common sense. Duh.
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Possums-r-cuul4 years ago
I'll just have it kill me
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ZenifiedPanda9 years ago
Technically like the anime charlotte but using animals. The real question is will i feel the pain if i command it to kill its self?
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DecZO10 years ago
control a cat to jump off a bridge, they cant attack you then
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IAguy7 years ago
I wish I pressed the button *cries*
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Cocoraspberry11 years ago
what if the animal is a mouse or something?
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Cheese#210 years ago
How about you tell them to not attack you after the task? You CAN control them, can you not?
1238213210 years ago
ThAt is smart
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Dessi9 years ago
Just tell them to go miles away.
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mr nobody 12311 years ago
Tell them to not attack you ever and boom like magic animal slave
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EumeliaCly9 years ago
Anyone ever heard of "emotional attacks"?
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em_otter1511 years ago
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