I could just order them to forget it never happened...Or have part of their task be to become my lifelong companion that could never hurt me...Free Animal friends!
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Andy Tanase12 years ago
Okay bear.Now kill (insert name of person I hate here) then jump of a building.
Humans are animals... BUAHAHAHAHA I NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
Well, humans are animals so you can control anyone you want, and then give them another task before they attack you.
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
tell them to go away theyll be 2 far to attack you
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buttonmasher10 years ago
*gets flamethrower*
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dedirake3 years ago
pest control. profit.
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killstien9 years ago
my task: never attack me
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The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Make them not attack me for the rest as I shall live.That's a task.
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LiamJacobe7 years ago
maybe just do whatever you want it to do, make it build a cage, and/or prison so you could just lock em up
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GamerSerpent3339 years ago
Make them kill themselves
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PeTeR0000898 years ago
Rat cannot kill me
Whatamidoing38 years ago
Ever hear of the rat torture m8
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Batmn7 years ago
just control small weak animals or just make the animal go far away from you
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Banipa God9 years ago
kill the animal at the end.. duh
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Annabeth Chase12 years ago
control them over and over @ Alexander Gringorov you sick bastard.
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castawaycym9 years ago
i don't want to control animals.i love animals.
Hpfan21508 years ago
Command them to be your bffs!
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Handsomebud8 years ago
NOW TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER NEED TO CONTROL AND ANIMAL
Buttonpresser256787 years ago
When some is about to kill you
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emmmm6 months ago
I will order them to commit suicide at the end of their mission.
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TheFangSome138 years ago
Presses button, controls governments to creat world piece, gets nuked by 66,000 nukes
TheFangSome138 years ago
Nuked by all the nukes
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Jinbunny9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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NintendoSauceYT4 years ago
I will control them from a distance
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Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
Humans are mammals and mammals are animals. That mean I can take over the world and just give the command not to kill me!
RenanOliveira8 years ago
people are not mamals, mammals works for animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has...[Show full comment]
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PunkAssedBitch8 years ago
Just carry katana with you continuously, Problem solved!
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123821329 years ago
You could could freakin win and lose at the same time
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AeviiM8 years ago
Task: do whatever I want and never attack me.
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Thales Rodriguez12 years ago
WHAT IF I CONTROL A HAMSTER ?
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1 wise whit9 years ago
just carry a pump action shot gun all the time problem salved :3
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The_Neon_Hacker9 years ago
ask them to kill themselves after they have finished your task.
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UltimateDoge7 years ago
1.Do task 2.Self-termination
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katherine05539979 years ago
I'll just make the animals run away from me! They wont be able to attack me!
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