Every time you shit, you are paid $2000
but
You have to wipe 100 time to be clean
I will not

Greenturtle2005 10 years ago
I already have to wipe 100 times

Bear5 2 years ago
go see a doctor
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BaconBitz286 11 years ago
Use that money to build a robot that would wipe your ass

HectorG2002 11 years ago
You could just take a shower

Steven Anderson 13 years ago
Ill be rich as fuck, have other people wipe my ass. Also, people will invest in me because my shit = money.

AlolanUmbreon 9 years ago
WIPERS *clap clap*
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Reptyl232 11 years ago
Down side is?

booyacy 5 years ago
Wet wipes or not your asshole will definitely be on fire after you"re done(assuming you can't cheat and use a bidet or something) And you wouldn't be able to stop it even after you"re done making enough money than you would ever want?
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ImNotAFish 9 years ago
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UltimateSpaghettore 7 years ago
Damn it I can't copy and paste on the app for phone...

megsyjay 9 years ago
I have a hygeine OCD so I already wipe this much anyway.... it would be nice to get paid for it... I"d be a millionaire by now

ellieshmana2point0 10 years ago
shit times 3ooo *makes the new butler wipe computer 300,000 times*

Mattsmithdagod 10 years ago
I have to do that anyway......I have bad shits....

Vojta Růžek 13 years ago
I already do that.

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
worth it

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
mom get the car we are going to mcdonalds

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
Okay guys, i'm off to go give myself diarrhea, see you in about 5 hours

graymar15 9 years ago
see u in 72!
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58bravo 11 years ago
I'll have to ppeople wip my ass 100 times and get paid 2000 bucks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

alsiceg 11 years ago
not that bad just build a robot to do it for you

Ryan Watanabe 13 years ago
Diapers anyone

Chantelle Louise Watkins-Smith 13 years ago
So, wiping your ass would essential become your job... Taking like 5-10 minutes each time? 10 minutes work for $2000? Eat more > Shit more > Profit$?$?

chez 6 years ago
i like this. shit=money.

IALKAWAIISWIFTIE 11 years ago
Yaeeeeessss I'm rich

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff 9 years ago
they never said we couldn't use those fancy toilets that uses water to spray our assholes

RadioChick 9 years ago
Truuuuuue....

nickncl3 10 years ago
I'm a dirty boy.

Miles_Quaritch 10 years ago
Use water?

ShadowStrike 11 years ago
No one is all clean ever, even how much wipes so i press

Winwi 8 years ago
Guys think about it, it"s a lot more than how much you would get paid for going to work so instead of going to work you would just shit and wipe 100 times every day, it doesn't require any knowledge so you wouldn't have to go to school too XD

Kimo001 2 years ago
I would hire someone to clean my ass for me, and pay him 10 bucks a time, and I would make a net profit of 1990

GaryPatrickMartin 9 years ago
I will never wipe

theateamed 12 years ago
who gives a shit

Daniel909 10 years ago
Is the toilet big enough for a load and then a hundred toilet paper wipes?

graymar15 9 years ago
i do more anyway so...

Devon L. Collingwood-Lee 13 years ago
That is a MASSIVE shit... Like, Courtesy flush, courtesy wipe, wrap around the toilet shit... Or it's one of those poops that's just like, "Oop I'm done, *wipes and stands u-* OOP NOT YET! *shits back down.*"

RandomDude420 10 years ago
I already have to wipe 100 times.

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago
It would only be good if you got most of your nutrition from supplements and drinks, and only ate food with nutrients you can't get from supplements once a week.

Alex123456789 11 years ago
Whats the downside????

Icekirby 11 years ago
That will be a very SHITTY conclusion

dragonanddoglord 7 years ago
Laxatives equals so much money each day

sandvichmeister 11 years ago
downside?

gay_retard 10 years ago
Simple. Use money in toilet paper and use rest of money for whatever you want

yabbles 9 years ago
so pretty much my shit gives me $2000 minus $4 dollars for the toilet paper i use to wipe the shit off my asshole means $1996 each time i shit... I"M IN $O$

joshgamer71 11 years ago
I do that anyway yea no downside.

saraisnotonfire 10 years ago
Not enough money

jinrc 6 months ago
Which genius came up with this question?

Slyde 11 years ago
Same as always

ultimatro 10 years ago
Just go round with a nearly clean butt

kogasa 5 years ago
or just use water ez

Ultimatex12 11 years ago
At least 2000 dollars per day for less than 3 hours a day. Pretty good deal.

billwurts 9 years ago
I already do that :/

Brianna Hoogstra 13 years ago
I swear Gavin and Michael from Rooster Teeth once discussed this.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
I'm coincidentally on the toilet when this came up for me.

Sydrad 11 years ago
Hire someone to wipe my ass. Downside circumvented.

HowDareYou 10 years ago
This is like $4k a day. Worth it!

ferretterrier 10 years ago
Wipe what? The fridge? OK.
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