Wet wipes or not your asshole will definitely be on fire after you"re done(assuming you can't cheat and use a bidet or something)
And you wouldn't be able to stop it even after you"re done making enough money than you would ever want?
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something this is just a lot of bullsh*tall they want to do is get attention and annoy other players. I see this all...[Show full comment]
UltimateSpaghettore7 years ago
Damn it I can't copy and paste on the app for phone...
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megsyjay9 years ago
I have a hygeine OCD so I already wipe this much anyway.... it would be nice to get paid for it... I"d be a millionaire by now
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ellieshmana2point09 years ago
shit times 3ooo *makes the new butler wipe computer 300,000 times*
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Mattsmithdagod9 years ago
I have to do that anyway......I have bad shits....
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Vojta Růžek13 years ago
I already do that.
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DaPurpleTurtle11 years ago
worth it
DaPurpleTurtle11 years ago
mom get the car we are going to mcdonalds
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dolphinlover60911 years ago
Okay guys, i'm off to go give myself diarrhea, see you in about 5 hours
I'll have to ppeople wip my ass 100 times and get paid 2000 bucks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD
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alsiceg11 years ago
not that bad just build a robot to do it for you
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Ryan Watanabe13 years ago
Diapers anyone
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Chantelle Louise Watkins-Smith13 years ago
So, wiping your ass would essential become your job... Taking like 5-10 minutes each time? 10 minutes work for $2000? Eat more > Shit more > Profit$?$?
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FruityMariah10 years ago
honestly, fuck it bro. If i'm making hella bank then I dont give a shit if I have to wipe 100 times. fuck, ill wipe 1000 for all I care. Im making money
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dedirake5 years ago
wipe "what"? I'll wipe my hand 99 time
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Alex-wx39 years ago
Am I being paid to wipe my own ass?? SOLD!
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Kirikaisu7 years ago
I already wipe 100 to be clean
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Mikalforever11 years ago
OK so I'm at school and its break and then I have to go poop and then I wipe a 100 times NO ill be late
Wtf I'll get one off the toilets off cars and have the toilet sorry water on my butt duu
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ultimate101gaming9 years ago
Well I already have compulsive ass wiping because I'm obsessed with how clean my asshole is
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Savage patch kid10 years ago
Ironically shitting rn
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eturnel4 years ago
I would be making money just for shiting Have someone wipe my ass for me.
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Mr.Potato11 years ago
Lax Is life
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WilliamRussick9 years ago
So I'm just getting paid to wipe. Deal.
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Annabelle Webb13 years ago
id just find some waterhose and use that.
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chez6 years ago
i like this. shit=money.
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IALKAWAIISWIFTIE11 years ago
Yaeeeeessss I'm rich
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XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff9 years ago
they never said we couldn't use those fancy toilets that uses water to spray our assholes
RadioChick9 years ago
Truuuuuue....
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nickncl3 10 years ago
I'm a dirty boy.
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Miles_Quaritch10 years ago
Use water?
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ShadowStrike11 years ago
No one is all clean ever, even how much wipes so i press
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Winwi8 years ago
Guys think about it, it"s a lot more than how much you would get paid for going to work so instead of going to work you would just shit and wipe 100 times every day, it doesn't require any knowledge so you wouldn't have to go to school too XD
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Kimo0012 years ago
I would hire someone to clean my ass for me, and pay him 10 bucks a time, and I would make a net profit of 1990
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GaryPatrickMartin9 years ago
I will never wipe
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theateamed12 years ago
who gives a shit
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Daniel90910 years ago
Is the toilet big enough for a load and then a hundred toilet paper wipes?
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graymar159 years ago
i do more anyway so...
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Devon L. Collingwood-Lee13 years ago
That is a MASSIVE shit... Like, Courtesy flush, courtesy wipe, wrap around the toilet shit... Or it's one of those poops that's just like, "Oop I'm done, *wipes and stands u-* OOP NOT YET! *shits back down.*"
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RandomDude42010 years ago
I already have to wipe 100 times.
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rtyhtfyhtfyh5 years ago
It would only be good if you got most of your nutrition from supplements and drinks, and only ate food with nutrients you can't get from supplements once a week.
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