Wet wipes or not your asshole will definitely be on fire after you"re done(assuming you can't cheat and use a bidet or something)
And you wouldn't be able to stop it even after you"re done making enough money than you would ever want?
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something this is just a lot of bullsh*tall they want to do is get attention and annoy other players. I see this all...[Show full comment]
UltimateSpaghettore7 years ago
Damn it I can't copy and paste on the app for phone...
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megsyjay9 years ago
I have a hygeine OCD so I already wipe this much anyway.... it would be nice to get paid for it... I"d be a millionaire by now
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ellieshmana2point010 years ago
shit times 3ooo *makes the new butler wipe computer 300,000 times*
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Mattsmithdagod10 years ago
I have to do that anyway......I have bad shits....
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Vojta Růžek13 years ago
I already do that.
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DaPurpleTurtle11 years ago
worth it
DaPurpleTurtle11 years ago
mom get the car we are going to mcdonalds
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dolphinlover60911 years ago
Okay guys, i'm off to go give myself diarrhea, see you in about 5 hours
I'll have to ppeople wip my ass 100 times and get paid 2000 bucks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD
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alsiceg11 years ago
not that bad just build a robot to do it for you
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Ryan Watanabe13 years ago
Diapers anyone
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Chantelle Louise Watkins-Smith13 years ago
So, wiping your ass would essential become your job... Taking like 5-10 minutes each time? 10 minutes work for $2000? Eat more > Shit more > Profit$?$?
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chez6 years ago
i like this. shit=money.
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IALKAWAIISWIFTIE11 years ago
Yaeeeeessss I'm rich
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XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff9 years ago
they never said we couldn't use those fancy toilets that uses water to spray our assholes
RadioChick9 years ago
Truuuuuue....
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nickncl3 10 years ago
I'm a dirty boy.
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Miles_Quaritch10 years ago
Use water?
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ShadowStrike11 years ago
No one is all clean ever, even how much wipes so i press
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Winwi8 years ago
Guys think about it, it"s a lot more than how much you would get paid for going to work so instead of going to work you would just shit and wipe 100 times every day, it doesn't require any knowledge so you wouldn't have to go to school too XD
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Kimo0012 years ago
I would hire someone to clean my ass for me, and pay him 10 bucks a time, and I would make a net profit of 1990
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GaryPatrickMartin9 years ago
I will never wipe
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theateamed12 years ago
who gives a shit
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Daniel90910 years ago
Is the toilet big enough for a load and then a hundred toilet paper wipes?
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graymar159 years ago
i do more anyway so...
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Devon L. Collingwood-Lee13 years ago
That is a MASSIVE shit... Like, Courtesy flush, courtesy wipe, wrap around the toilet shit... Or it's one of those poops that's just like, "Oop I'm done, *wipes and stands u-* OOP NOT YET! *shits back down.*"
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RandomDude42010 years ago
I already have to wipe 100 times.
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rtyhtfyhtfyh5 years ago
It would only be good if you got most of your nutrition from supplements and drinks, and only ate food with nutrients you can't get from supplements once a week.
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Alex12345678911 years ago
Whats the downside????
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Icekirby11 years ago
That will be a very SHITTY conclusion
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dragonanddoglord7 years ago
Laxatives equals so much money each day
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sandvichmeister11 years ago
downside?
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gay_retard10 years ago
Simple. Use money in toilet paper and use rest of money for whatever you want
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yabbles9 years ago
so pretty much my shit gives me $2000 minus $4 dollars for the toilet paper i use to wipe the shit off my asshole means $1996 each time i shit... I"M IN $O$
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joshgamer7111 years ago
I do that anyway yea no downside.
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saraisnotonfire10 years ago
Not enough money
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jinrc6 months ago
Which genius came up with this question?
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Slyde11 years ago
Same as always
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ultimatro10 years ago
Just go round with a nearly clean butt
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kogasa5 years ago
or just use water ez
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Ultimatex1211 years ago
At least 2000 dollars per day for less than 3 hours a day.
Pretty good deal.
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billwurts9 years ago
I already do that :/
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Brianna Hoogstra13 years ago
I swear Gavin and Michael from Rooster Teeth once discussed this.
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ThePaulDude6 years ago
I'm coincidentally on the toilet when this came up for me.
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Sydrad11 years ago
Hire someone to wipe my ass. Downside circumvented.
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