Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and stupid

mopp 9 months ago

thanks twisted and evil and dark and stupid for this comment

Barrackobama 6 years ago

But with obama care you'll be fine

autismm 3 months ago

i love you obamna

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IAmBarackObama 3 years ago

Press the button, choose invulnerability to all diseases, get laid on top of it

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago

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235x0 3 years ago

i pick disease immunity , shape-shifting and inter-universe teleportation.

235x0 2 years ago

@WynterPhantom oh then I'll also get self reincarnation too so after I die I'll just reincarnate myself instantly after, as myself.

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djpg21 11 years ago

IMMORTALITY BITCH

MelMcDonald 9 years ago

Oml. This comment is gold.

Caribou 5 years ago

Taxonomy 8 Loopholed B Severe loopholes present. Vague unlimited ability invites skirting severe penalty. Assuming you are confident, always push an 8B

Haden Dover 13 years ago

What if my super power was invulnerability to any and all diseases

TheInternetHasACat 5 years ago

invulnerability is inability to be harmed, immortality is being unable to die

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diddo 4 years ago

Note it says super powers, as in plural, I have the power to have every power I want and can change them if I want.

Anonamoose_pvpz 10 years ago

Even if I did have to die after two months, two months with mind control, mind reading, superspeed, invisibility (but I can still see,) flight would be awesome, and then I"d just have invulnerability to any and all diseases and Haden Dover pointed out

Dialkia789 4 years ago

Regeneration shapeshifting and Phoenix powers(rebirth, flight,fire,etc)

EclipseTDS 9 years ago

A tweeked version of timelord regeneration, and normal shapeshifting to get my original form, and do other things ;D

justjesus 6 years ago

My superpower is whenever I die I come back to life in 10 seconds and whenever I come back I am completely healed AND my physical age is set to 21. Meaning that when I die in 2 months I'll come back to life WITH my previously destroyed immune system so I'l... [Show full comment]

Construtor 5 years ago

Choose the power to turn into a god or your human form at will, gods can’t die, loophole found with sucess B)

ThatOneGuyOrKid 7 years ago

Wait you can have the most amazing time in 2 months or live a few years with only a little fun sometimes

Barrackobama 6 years ago

Indeed but with obama care you dont have to worry about dying

IAmBadWithNames 6 years ago

the power to grant anyone"s wishes, including yourself. Then wish for immortality

shinchaf1 6 years ago

so, i"m renting life from steam with the super powers DLC for 2 months?

Ratatatatuille 8 years ago

These kind of dilllemas are overrated. Just go with what it says damn it. It says it will happen. It says you will get aids and die after two months. And it says superpowerS. Plural. It"s been your thick mememan ratatouille, signing off.

Cattalemachine 8 years ago

Can’t you just make yourself invulnerable to sicknesses and diseases?

GabikingBart 8 years ago

#YOLO

KatCat 8 years ago

frick, misclicked [I will not] I woulda had imortality

Lzke 8 years ago

Highspeed regen Control over Energy Invulnerability to poison and disease Anti-Mindcontrol Anti-Magic Super strength, speed, stamina and durability Flight Teleportation Shapeshifting

dan_018374 8 years ago

the power to be immortal is an idea and the power to be invincible and the power to be immune to AIDS

MincrafterPictures 9 years ago

Doctor Who Regeneration and diesese protection to bypas the AIDS and death.

voodoodat 9 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Ays Marciniak 13 years ago

Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

Blazejohnson 10 years ago

Loophole deadpools powers

CharlesMayhem Marshall 13 years ago

magic johnson those aids bitch

Plosterkatt 9 years ago

I don't want superpowers like flying because you can get mousquitos in ur face *cries*

Charles F Trulear VI 13 years ago

Personal time warp . Every time I'm about to die, I rewind my body back.

YagamiRaito 10 months ago

My superpower is that I can resurrect after I die.

thsmanassou 10 years ago

DAAMN YOU SOCIETY

jackmp385 6 years ago

my power is to not die

Star Flash 11 years ago

i choose immortality and electricity

Jonereee 2 years ago

I pick disease immunity

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!ï»¿

PeterPanNeverFails 11 years ago

All the powers peter has once upon a time

jpower32 10 years ago

Hell no

DiAngeloGaming 11 years ago

Superpower to remove AIDS, done!

gamerdude 11 years ago

immortality bitches

guysitsmiri 10 years ago

wheres the DOWNSIDE

Buziano 3 years ago

Is super powers not super power so you can choose more than one

Evan Garbin 13 years ago

Superman has the power of revival after death. How many people honestly thought about this?

Bixler1 10 years ago

Just choose healing powers to heal yourself, plus the cure for any disease is at your disposal.

Mr_insta 11 years ago

this is 2 years ago so

GilbertusHenriquez 9 years ago

reality warping so you can control reality

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

that physically cant happen you idiot. i'm not human. and i an naturally detox from diseases too. if i was destroyed i come back stronger, so thats fine.

coocoocop101 11 years ago

get the power of invicibility

Katerx 10 years ago

it can stop it dumbo?

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

well... that escalated quickly...

Cuteturtle32 last year

People already would assume I have aids anyway so 2 Months of Powers is worth it(Especially when I’m Ace and Afraid of Needles).(Casual Homophobia in adults is an assumption of aids.)

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