Will You Press The Button?

jojbood4 years ago

Limited production = solution to overpopulation. There is no downside.

Kurvos9 years ago

... production is ALWAYS limited.

Fushur8 years ago

So i can live forever without shitty Brats tormenting my nerves? *PRESS**PRESS**PRESS**Smash the fucking Button as hard as possible*

Aftertale Frisk &lt;3 (=) )9 years ago

Scientist 1: "Sir, this child is glitched, waht do we do about it? Scientist 2: "Forget it! Put it on half of!"

DarkHex8 years ago

So after a whike no kids where is the downside?

Henry McCliff8 years ago

You can have VERY safe sex, births are controlled by a reliable instance, and if you wanna, you can live forever!

LogicWizard31410 years ago

We die from natural causes for a reason. It's so the younger, slightly more evolved generation has less competition for resources.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

OPTIONALLY

Aquamage7 years ago

Soooo Darling in the Franxx?

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I assume everyone can still induce extrinsic pleasure in a manner similar to attempting to the pre-button-being-pressed way of making babies, right?

The_Thaumaturge7 years ago

Probably

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Sephiroth988 years ago

Guys...relax...it says it"s optional... There aren't any terms or conditions to turn off your immortality when if you want...

Bryce Kolkoski12 years ago

No pregnancy at all, where's the negative?

The_Great_Sage7 years ago

Condoms awaaaaaaaaay *throws condom onto dogs head*

Kevin Koshy12 years ago

As much as I'd like this, the downside is eerily similar to methods of reproduction mentioned in Brave New World :(

BrendanCross8 years ago

Or in Gattaca

Kevin Koshy12 years ago

As much as I'd like this, the downside is eerily similar to methods of reproduction mentioned in Brave New World :(

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I assume everyone can still induce extrinsic pleasure in a manner similar to attempting to the pre-button-being-pressed way of making babies, right?

Bryce Kolkoski12 years ago

No pregnancy at all, where's the negative?

JustUndertaleTrash9 years ago

Overpopulation.

asdguy0011 years ago

Frank Eeverest And? Isn't seven billion enough? And you would learn that most people are massive dicks.

Panifex7 years ago

This must be how they did it on Wall-E

kennymccormick216910 years ago

No way! This basically means no sex!

drumkommandr9 years ago

the vast, overwhelming majority of humanity forgets exactly how much negative action is taken from a fear of death.

Seisien10 years ago

i dont care, im alive aftr all

BenGerman3 years ago

I don't want to live forever, that would suck. Lose-Lose.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

But you OPTIONALLY live forever. You don't have to but others can

SexFaceD10 years ago

my mom told how babies are made anyways. soooooooooooo

MicroMaster646 years ago

Whats the upside? There"d be overpopulation.

tastybacon59 years ago

pressed another button where I live forever so I'm good

Double0racle7 years ago

Less siblings, AND immortality! How many times am I allowed to press yes!

feralcharles10 years ago

you can still have sex but youre steril

Thomas Herndon12 years ago

us gammas are so much better than betas or deltas.

MY ACCOUNT10 years ago

The poor children though

Henry McCliff8 years ago

Well, they"d be adopted by loving parents, who donated their genetics for a child.

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

If the creation of new life becomes limited, and eventually ceases, what would be the point? There would seemingly be no marvel at newness, no reason to make new discoveries if you've lived long enough to know everything. I always thought the reason for pr...[Show full comment]

calculator_sin3 years ago

what? world hunger will decrease.

Shadowlike Ran9 years ago

you can make a lab more livable

ID0GAM3S10 years ago

I pressed then instantly remembered of Donald Trump but I suppose u could still kill him

9-119 years ago

What if they dont know

HiddenRealm11 years ago

No Downside.

rickderobot8 years ago

But is it allowed to do it with a condom

thelonerinthecorner10 years ago

I am surprised that the majority pressed the button, I myself don't like the idea of children having to be grown in labs.

skyrimlegend219 years ago

HEY MA YOUR GOING TO LIVE FOREVER GODD

chantheboss10 years ago

Good thing i aint a new kid

Redtail3 years ago

Immortality is a curse, no

papersnake2 years ago

But it is optinal

supersmiles10 years ago

But what if nobody wants to die? And if you can live forever, would you have eternal youth? Or would you slowly rot into a pile of bones until there's no other reason to live than to let life go?

Yeeterfjgb5 years ago

Is it bad that I already had this question

fishgiver9 years ago

so you live forever then you kill all the kid and stop reproducing the end

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

If the creation of new life becomes limited, and eventually ceases, what would be the point? There would seemingly be no marvel at newness, no reason to make new discoveries if you've lived long enough to know everything. I always thought the reason for pr...[Show full comment]

ColeFerguson7 years ago

This will help china though.

KatsumiYT9 years ago

sex without preservatives... yay :D

zoejsmiles08 years ago

I kill everyone. -_-

GamerTamer10 years ago

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Brandy Deliguin12 years ago

YOU CAN SAVE THE CHILDREN AND KILL THE PEOPLE WHO MADE UP THE IDEA OF PUTTING THEM IN LABS BESIDES YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER

gabbo verde 10 years ago

But what if I don't like kids? Or don't wanna have em? Its ok for me i guess...

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