Will You Press The Button?

BACUNLOVER444XD 3 years ago

People bully me at school anyway

SamderShmurder 2 years ago

Hey man, you are loved trust me like it gets better. I'm assuming you're a bit younger than me, I'm 16 and I really like chariazard too!! I was in a pretty bad spot once but I'm doing better now man. Keep your chin up king the crown is falling.

Wulframm 11 years ago

guys, the whole point of the dilemma is that heaven DOES exist. if you press the button, you are guaranteed to go to heaven, so heaven exists under the constraints of the dilemma. atheism is completely irrelevant. you might as well refuse getting superpowe... [Show full comment]

The28thDoctor 2 years ago

I will face God and walk backwards into hell flicking him off on the way

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abcx 10 years ago

80 years of hate and I can do whatever I want for a perfect eternity? Sounds like a good deal.

Dylan Skyrider 13 years ago

I don't believe in Heaven in the first place.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

imagine if it was a thing, there"d be plenty of people flipping everyone off on the way up

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Beaverman 10 years ago

I knew this would be nothing but douche bag atheist and Christians arguing. As a fellow Christian I think every one need s to get over it and just go on to the next thing if your not religious

Vinnyc11 4 years ago

There was even a loophole mentioned where even if Christianity wasn’t a thing, you’d technically go to heaven by the wording of the post.

NightShade17 10 years ago

Everyone already hates me so.....

Jared Agua 13 years ago

That's the Christian life in a nutshell

Salvatore Vincenzo Lauteri 13 years ago

Everyone hates me>kills self>instant heaven trip without fuss or worry>???>profit.

Stevetheninja 8 years ago

To sus GURANTEED TO GO TO HEAVEN

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FTSIO 11 years ago

Umm if your Christian then just do your best to stay out of the list of the dammed then you will be liked by a bunch of people and then you can still go to heaven.

Ben Luecke 13 years ago

*Insert typical religious comment about accepting Jesus as your Savior :T*

Live to die 11 years ago

Boring

Mammot 3 years ago

I already got beat up yesterday so whats the downside

Droitzel 11 years ago

Sooooooooo what about astronauts?

Ali O'Brien 13 years ago

just comit suicide

ColtonLevy 11 years ago

Jokes on you im Jewish

XG 5 years ago

So I am Jesus with less suffering? Deal.

mazmaz 11 years ago

kill myself and got to heaven with my 72 NON virgins.. NO DOWNSIDE

Awesomeegurl1001 9 years ago

Hated doesn't mean I can't be happy right??

RomanGriffin 7 years ago

See I'm an antisocial person so I couldnt give two shits about people liking me so I'm pressing it

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud 11 years ago

Since I'm afraid of damnation over anything on earth, I'd say this is a definitive yes for me.

gingerbread_dude 9 years ago

No!

tiparium 11 years ago

But Hell is cooler...

Baughg1 10 years ago

Lol

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Sheorajek 10 years ago

I am an atheist, but I am also hated by almost everyone.

William Bishop 13 years ago

Irrelevant button is irrelevant to me.

Bluefyre 11 years ago

What if you don't believe in God...?

defrostu 10 years ago

F u Dylan s

Soot 8 years ago

No one knows if heaven is real so I wouldn't press it until we"re sure

CODEOFCONDUCT 11 years ago

have a nice time in hell

Mineger876 4 years ago

Not much changes

Guest 11 years ago

GO TO ANOTHER PLANET

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago

Golden rewards are of more worth than 1 second glories

XxAlphaxX 11 years ago

i'm an atheïst... sssooo

CanadianDash838172 9 years ago

When u realize u already went here... BC I did

Marina Hawkeye 11 years ago

Not Christian

Unenzor 10 years ago

Haven don exits.

Toxicitor 12 years ago

If Heaven doesn't exist, it is immediately created as described in the bible for your personal use.

Kamek71 6 years ago

My grandma is religious and says that games like pokemon are bad.. meanwhile I played my first ever call of duty game at age 6 because my dad said I could. Sooo yea no this is a thing you can do normally without a button. For example live stream talking ab... [Show full comment]

megamanrules123 11 years ago

Is this basically a jackpot on all religions or just Christianity? Can I become Guatama.

MarceltheAlien 11 years ago

I'm hated everyday

regan.lundie 10 years ago

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Micah Brown 13 years ago

Well I can't hear them hating if they're on earth and I'm in heaven.

Brod1099 8 years ago

So my life

tskodje 11 years ago

Wow, no thanks. """(

Viola Saki 10 years ago

Jhhhjh

Veronica Boyer 13 years ago

haters be hatin'.

AxeTFC 11 years ago

I dont really believe in heaven amyway

juewangdekangong999 2 years ago

I can't accept being hated by everyone.

MrPijus123 11 years ago

Jokes on you, Im and atheist

Suman 5 years ago

I not press button because .I cant hate everyone

Cosmical 10 years ago

you people saying Dylan will go to hell doesn't make any fucking sense. where's your proof? that bible thing was probably written by some lonely motherfucker who jacks off to furry porn. There's proof that dinosaurs exist, it's called a museum. And your pr... [Show full comment]

Maruchan 6 years ago

Why so rude? 파보.

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