Will You Press The Button?

RomanGwizdak7 years ago

Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT

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RavenN4 years ago

Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra8 years ago

You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_9 years ago

Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy49 years ago

i"m right here kid

denald trimp9 years ago

what is bowel control?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.

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NicksterStuidos9 years ago

And the downside is...?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.

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mylee12347 years ago

*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t...[Show full comment]

EvilSandwich8 years ago

So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast658 years ago

well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

devi9419 years ago

47 years ago?

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Galaxy_girl_9 years ago

This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee12347 years ago

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Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Slider456910 years ago

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OPOSSUM_4 years ago

"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"

FlameWraith123 9 years ago

Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.

nmsnerd9 years ago

well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward

Johnathan Lowell Bullis12 years ago

Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

KaylTheTaco9 years ago

whats the downside?

Jdude143310 years ago

So you can win money but crap everywhere

Potwholelast year

Turn every seat you sit on into a toilet

thereisnospoon8 years ago

I mean, losing bowel control in a social situation would pretty much nullify any advantage you gained...

Sophiear7 years ago

Well I could have a party on the toilet.

Fireball11 years ago

I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

James Gill12 years ago

Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

yolo???? ._.

Pika Girl10 years ago

...What?

Swagraptor9 years ago

Me-Hey, wanna go out? Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf? Me-Godammit, third time this week

LittleBlueDoggy10 years ago

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Price5117 years ago

I can totally talk my way out of this.

rafaelmb1129 years ago

Just use diapers.

Rekrap10 years ago

That'd be a ...shitty situation

Igneel_Dragon8 years ago

I know already what to say: NOTHING

emerald tril9 years ago

Pooping 247

Fireball11 years ago

I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Totyjoe9 years ago

Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day

Tanner Unsworth12 years ago

Umm... Ew?

RoboDragonGaming7 years ago

wth

Mai-chan8 years ago

But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."

walnoter10 years ago

lol thats my life for every body

nobledraon9 years ago

Adult dipers any one?

unicornford10 years ago

I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

Maypaws4 years ago

I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

Miro Wadhwa12 years ago

Whats bowel

I-push-buttons7 years ago

You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

british bladesman9 years ago

you'd be talking out of your ass

WBGrock9 years ago

So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

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