Will You Press The Button?

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT

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RomanGwizdak 8 years ago

Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

RavenN 5 years ago

Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra 9 years ago

You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago

Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

i"m right here kid

denald trimp 10 years ago

what is bowel control?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.

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NicksterStuidos 11 years ago

And the downside is...?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.

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mylee1234 8 years ago

*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t... [Show full comment]

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

devi941 10 years ago

47 years ago?

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EvilSandwich 9 years ago

So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast65 9 years ago

well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago

This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee1234 8 years ago

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Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago

I know already what to say: NOTHING

Rekrap 11 years ago

That'd be a ...shitty situation

emerald tril 10 years ago

Pooping 247

Fireball 12 years ago

I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago

Umm... Ew?

RoboDragonGaming 9 years ago

wth

Totyjoe 11 years ago

Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day

Mai-chan 9 years ago

But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."

walnoter 11 years ago

lol thats my life for every body

nobledraon 10 years ago

Adult dipers any one?

unicornford 11 years ago

I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

Maypaws 5 years ago

I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

Miro Wadhwa 13 years ago

Whats bowel

I-push-buttons 8 years ago

You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

british bladesman 10 years ago

you'd be talking out of your ass

WBGrock 11 years ago

So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

Johnathan Lowell Bullis 13 years ago

Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

steyn51 11 years ago

i dont even know what bowel means soooo...... yeah

terrarian 11 years ago

your anus so you can shit

XtremeTrashbag 10 years ago

Solution? Diaper. Alternate, plastic surgery

Griffin123 7 years ago

Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*

( Jeff The Killer ) 10 years ago

Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)

emancaz 10 years ago

You should be PUNished, you PUNk.

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much. So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself? You fail at life. Go away.

Fujoshina 11 years ago

Dat be nice

ZachariahGrimm 9 years ago

Stop with the puns

Jagermeister1537 9 years ago

It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.

nytay2015 11 years ago

I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it

KatirinaMantovant 10 years ago

That a pretty crappy way to live....if your friends found out they"d say what the duce........like shit man....that"s really shitty. ......by the way, have you seen the movie constipation? it hasn't come out yet