Will You Press The Button?

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT

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RomanGwizdak 8 years ago

Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

RavenN 5 years ago

Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra 9 years ago

You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago

Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

i"m right here kid

denald trimp 10 years ago

what is bowel control?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.

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NicksterStuidos 11 years ago

And the downside is...?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.

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mylee1234 8 years ago

*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t... [Show full comment]

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

devi941 10 years ago

47 years ago?

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EvilSandwich 9 years ago

So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast65 9 years ago

well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago

This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee1234 8 years ago

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Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

unicornford 11 years ago

I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

Maypaws 5 years ago

I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

nobledraon 10 years ago

Adult dipers any one?

I-push-buttons 8 years ago

You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

british bladesman 10 years ago

you'd be talking out of your ass

Miro Wadhwa 13 years ago

Whats bowel

WBGrock 11 years ago

So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

Johnathan Lowell Bullis 13 years ago

Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

XtremeTrashbag 10 years ago

Solution? Diaper. Alternate, plastic surgery

steyn51 11 years ago

i dont even know what bowel means soooo...... yeah

terrarian 11 years ago

your anus so you can shit

( Jeff The Killer ) 10 years ago

Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)

emancaz 10 years ago

You should be PUNished, you PUNk.

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much. So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself? You fail at life. Go away.

Griffin123 7 years ago

Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*

ZachariahGrimm 9 years ago

Stop with the puns

Fujoshina 11 years ago

Dat be nice

Jagermeister1537 9 years ago

It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.

nytay2015 11 years ago

I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it

Umbrex 11 years ago

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KatirinaMantovant 10 years ago

That a pretty crappy way to live....if your friends found out they"d say what the duce........like shit man....that"s really shitty. ......by the way, have you seen the movie constipation? it hasn't come out yet

CaptainRatObvious 8 years ago

I'll stay antisocial

holb9957 10 years ago

adult dipper

James Gill 13 years ago

Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

dudebro101 11 years ago

Worth it to be able to shut these social justice warrior right the fuck up

zombiemold 11 years ago

Lol lance

OmegaTV 10 years ago

adult diapers?

Sparklingly 12 years ago

I think shitting yourself would be worse than saying something wrong...

Sho99 7 years ago

Nope

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

Do not worry you'll know what to tell them

SnowJohn 8 years ago

I allready HAVE no comtroll of my bowels

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago

Umm... Ew?

3ogdy 9 years ago

How I"d love to shit on people like my shit was a sandstorm. Shitstorm.

nytay2015 11 years ago

And when I feel mad I just make my wife strip buttnaked and take my big dick and put it in the juicy pussy and just push right in and then make her suck my bonner

boilingwillya 11 years ago

Shut up you PORNO

Smokeyavatior 10 years ago

I'm not social anyway

zerofireking13 11 years ago

I will not shit my pants for that reason

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