Will You Press The Button?

Knyex10 years ago

I press the button, but only travel in time when i'm 90 years old or something, I buy the stocks, i leave them for the future me in my will, and thus successfully create an alternate timeline where i am the richest person in the world. I then donate a lot...[Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Great idea!

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BiciMicii3 years ago

I would travel back in time and let my parents invest in it. No one dies exept my parents of age and then im rich.

dimandkane7 years ago

What if aI take the10000$ and did not went to the past

Slayer225219 years ago

What if you left it to your future self that hasn't gone back yet, so the other you would not have to go back because you gave it to yourself.

sonicj019 years ago

but then you don thave to go back meaning you didnt so you dont get the money so paradox

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Tehepixpro9 years ago

What if I never bought it?

Carnagegun4 years ago

Nothing

RightTesticleOfKrom7 years ago

what if i buy apple stock with the 10k :0

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Or just wait for 2013 and buy bitcoins

ProfessorCyborg9 years ago

I PResded the butttto n because II caan maked myhb kids be likkk ThAATT ONNNee Tai Lopiz guy. THeyh cn get nawlge

sonicj019 years ago

ur an idiot

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago

what if im selfish

Guytheguy5569 years ago

Then NO YOU HAVE TO

Alfia Chagla12 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Or leave it to your past self

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Alfia Chagla12 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

sonicj019 years ago

leave it to your future self BEFORE you died

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David Carter12 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Aucht Smith12 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

thomaswright728089 years ago

what are loopholes?

Aucht Smith12 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

David Carter12 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Ally Van Harlingen12 years ago

Id travel and do it right before I die!!!

Trumpbangsthings.com9 years ago

I will just loan it to myself

Matrocks10 years ago

So what if they decline?

SayZen10 years ago

i don't give a fuck about anything i left when i die, when you die everything is just over all the conception you have of anything in your so called existence cease to exist, it would just be totally stupid to do so except if you're 100% sure you're about to die in a really near future.

buttonpresser90007 years ago

Called you don't die and live to future you

Frostfang99 years ago

well what if i left the money to my past self to time travel to the future and give it to my future self hmmm

Aaron129988 years ago

Fyi, before you time travel back in time the stock is already here

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

will: leave it to myself in a will before i buy it then it'll be fine.

Mega140928 years ago

just do it when you are 90!

Error-404-omni4 years ago

So my cat gets so much money

diamondclub9 years ago

What's the point if you are going to die

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Because why not?9 years ago

Well i can send it to the Alternate reality version of me where i live right?

Aaron Green12 years ago

I pushed the button because it never specifies if you must do this right away or if you could do this at any time

silkyjack7 years ago

theirs no point because when you buy it you die

Philippe GagnÃ©12 years ago

I would click it, but that would create a paradox, which would cause an amount of pain and evil that outweighs the good the would be done with the money.

Galaxydude908 years ago

Gonna Be President Oh Kay Let"s Play Dolls Mother

POKEMANER_319 years ago

go steal the delorion go to the future

TwichingFire369 years ago

I would just keep the money

lovey8269 years ago

im sorry, no, this just doesnt make sense to my brain

oldnotweak10 years ago

the loophole to this is to wait until you are very old and nearly dead anyway. then just put the stocks in your parents name

POKEMANER_319 years ago

if your parents r rich tha wont have you

Ademdaboss7 years ago

Buying 10,000 in stocks would only be about 11,500,000 today. It won't make you a billionaire.

OmGarhwal7 years ago

No use of pressing the button.. Bcuz if your not alive no use of buying the stock

Ally Van Harlingen12 years ago

Id travel and do it right before I die!!!

awsomexd779 years ago

good job i got undying like 4 mins ago :D

LogicMaster8 years ago

Why just why?

Awaskiabro9 years ago

tell the benifited ones to make the Windows CV 1985 (windows crash virus 1985)

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The true LegoEater09 years ago

STOP SPAMMING!

daltonnoot9 years ago

Time travels back to the 80s when i'm in my death bed

p7rain1179 years ago

it dum because if u dont have a kid who getting it

Aaron Green12 years ago

I pushed the button because it never specifies if you must do this right away or if you could do this at any time

Kaminomikan8 years ago

instead of buying microsoft stock, then I buy apple stock, avoiding death and leave a note to my future self that says, invest in google, buy bitcoins.

Not-A-Lesbian8 years ago

What is the point in pressing the button?

Scottieboy20209 years ago

Well... If you did it when you're old anyways, it wouldn't matter. That, and you die with the satisfaction of knowing your kids will have all that money. win-win.

notmi10 years ago

I'm selfish, no benefit for me means no thanks.

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Loop hole! Leave the money to everyone in the world that way everyone benefits from it.

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