Will You Press The Button?

Knyex9 years ago

I press the button, but only travel in time when i'm 90 years old or something, I buy the stocks, i leave them for the future me in my will, and thus successfully create an alternate timeline where i am the richest person in the world. I then donate a lot...[Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Great idea!

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BiciMicii3 years ago

I would travel back in time and let my parents invest in it. No one dies exept my parents of age and then im rich.

dimandkane7 years ago

What if aI take the10000$ and did not went to the past

Slayer225219 years ago

What if you left it to your future self that hasn't gone back yet, so the other you would not have to go back because you gave it to yourself.

sonicj019 years ago

but then you don thave to go back meaning you didnt so you dont get the money so paradox

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Tehepixpro9 years ago

What if I never bought it?

Carnagegun4 years ago

Nothing

RightTesticleOfKrom7 years ago

what if i buy apple stock with the 10k :0

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Or just wait for 2013 and buy bitcoins

ProfessorCyborg9 years ago

I PResded the butttto n because II caan maked myhb kids be likkk ThAATT ONNNee Tai Lopiz guy. THeyh cn get nawlge

sonicj019 years ago

ur an idiot

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago

what if im selfish

Guytheguy5568 years ago

Then NO YOU HAVE TO

Alfia Chagla12 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Or leave it to your past self

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Alfia Chagla12 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

sonicj019 years ago

leave it to your future self BEFORE you died

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David Carter12 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Aucht Smith12 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

thomaswright728089 years ago

what are loopholes?

Aucht Smith12 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

David Carter12 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Ally Van Harlingen12 years ago

Id travel and do it right before I die!!!

awsomexd779 years ago

good job i got undying like 4 mins ago :D

LogicMaster8 years ago

Why just why?

Awaskiabro9 years ago

tell the benifited ones to make the Windows CV 1985 (windows crash virus 1985)

andrewfart9 years ago

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The true LegoEater09 years ago

STOP SPAMMING!

daltonnoot9 years ago

Time travels back to the 80s when i'm in my death bed

Aaron Green12 years ago

I pushed the button because it never specifies if you must do this right away or if you could do this at any time

Kaminomikan8 years ago

instead of buying microsoft stock, then I buy apple stock, avoiding death and leave a note to my future self that says, invest in google, buy bitcoins.

p7rain1179 years ago

it dum because if u dont have a kid who getting it

Not-A-Lesbian8 years ago

What is the point in pressing the button?

Scottieboy20209 years ago

Well... If you did it when you're old anyways, it wouldn't matter. That, and you die with the satisfaction of knowing your kids will have all that money. win-win.

notmi9 years ago

I'm selfish, no benefit for me means no thanks.

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Loop hole! Leave the money to everyone in the world that way everyone benefits from it.

Sneeble9 years ago

i put my money in the bank, i use my money to get myself reincarnated with my riches and then i still have the microsoft corporation (will that work?)

Wesley Tucker12 years ago

do this at the end of my life

Handsomejack12345679 years ago

Um hello Future Self. How you doing. HERE'S SOME MONEY!

Skull4ever8 years ago

Charity.

mntp1907Premiumlast year

Don't buy it then. Invest in Apple instead.

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

wait till i'm super old

Pedroo19 years ago

Alguém brr

FurryRaver1839 years ago

By purchasing the stock and willing it to yourself, you alter the timeline so that the New actual you never has to die to get to money

doctor10 years ago

hey, philippe not if ur a time lord

Bbadwwolf7 years ago

Back to the future told us that if u change timeline you might disappear. So u'll never go back to get the money so both universes disappear anda the time explodes like popcorn.

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Heck i dontt give a shit about Microsoft

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

im completely immortal from every button ive pushed. cant hurt me.

TeddyBear8 years ago

I travel back in time and don't buy the stock, but buy something else I know will be valuable.

#thug life9 years ago

Im a billionaire people will probably help me when I start to die

EnderTamer20039 years ago

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dedirake4 years ago

Then dont purchase the stock. Buy and purchase somthing else..

foxy guy 9 years ago

N

WolfieRules7 years ago

fucking hell

Doctor awesome sauce9 years ago

The grandfather paradox is everywhere in the chat

Shane Thompson12 years ago

Money does not buy happiness

putkin9 years ago

dont wanna die

Wesley Tucker12 years ago

do this at the end of my life

Divyasr8 years ago

I will travel back when I am young and he on my will I will write to my son or daughter who are a scientist and inventor to make a machine that will bring be back to life and me an immortal and so I can go back in time again then I will donate half that money to an orphanage.

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