Will You Press The Button?

Knyex 11 years ago

I press the button, but only travel in time when i'm 90 years old or something, I buy the stocks, i leave them for the future me in my will, and thus successfully create an alternate timeline where i am the richest person in the world. I then donate a lot... [Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Great idea!

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dimandkane 9 years ago

What if aI take the10000$ and did not went to the past

Slayer22521 11 years ago

What if you left it to your future self that hasn't gone back yet, so the other you would not have to go back because you gave it to yourself.

sonicj01 10 years ago

but then you don thave to go back meaning you didnt so you dont get the money so paradox

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BiciMicii 4 years ago

I would travel back in time and let my parents invest in it. No one dies exept my parents of age and then im rich.

Tehepixpro 10 years ago

What if I never bought it?

Carnagegun 6 years ago

Nothing

RightTesticleOfKrom 9 years ago

what if i buy apple stock with the 10k :0

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

Or just wait for 2013 and buy bitcoins

ProfessorCyborg 10 years ago

I PResded the butttto n because II caan maked myhb kids be likkk ThAATT ONNNee Tai Lopiz guy. THeyh cn get nawlge

sonicj01 10 years ago

ur an idiot

offbeatanatoliy05 11 years ago

what if im selfish

Guytheguy556 10 years ago

Then NO YOU HAVE TO

Alfia Chagla 13 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Or leave it to your past self

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Alfia Chagla 13 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

sonicj01 10 years ago

leave it to your future self BEFORE you died

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David Carter 13 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Aucht Smith 13 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

thomaswright72808 11 years ago

what are loopholes?

Aucht Smith 13 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

David Carter 13 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Ally Van Harlingen 13 years ago

Id travel and do it right before I die!!!

LogicMaster 10 years ago

Why just why?

awsomexd77 11 years ago

good job i got undying like 4 mins ago :D

andrewfart 11 years ago

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The true LegoEater0 11 years ago

STOP SPAMMING!

Awaskiabro 10 years ago

tell the benifited ones to make the Windows CV 1985 (windows crash virus 1985)

daltonnoot 11 years ago

Time travels back to the 80s when i'm in my death bed

Kaminomikan 9 years ago

instead of buying microsoft stock, then I buy apple stock, avoiding death and leave a note to my future self that says, invest in google, buy bitcoins.

p7rain117 11 years ago

it dum because if u dont have a kid who getting it

Aaron Green 13 years ago

I pushed the button because it never specifies if you must do this right away or if you could do this at any time

Scottieboy2020 11 years ago

Well... If you did it when you're old anyways, it wouldn't matter. That, and you die with the satisfaction of knowing your kids will have all that money. win-win.

Not-A-Lesbian 10 years ago

What is the point in pressing the button?

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Loop hole! Leave the money to everyone in the world that way everyone benefits from it.

notmi 11 years ago

I'm selfish, no benefit for me means no thanks.

Sneeble 11 years ago

i put my money in the bank, i use my money to get myself reincarnated with my riches and then i still have the microsoft corporation (will that work?)

Wesley Tucker 13 years ago

do this at the end of my life

Skull4ever 10 years ago

Charity.

Handsomejack1234567 11 years ago

Um hello Future Self. How you doing. HERE'S SOME MONEY!

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

wait till i'm super old

Pedroo1 11 years ago

Alguém brr

mntp1907 Premium 3 years ago

Don't buy it then. Invest in Apple instead.

doctor 12 years ago

hey, philippe not if ur a time lord

Bbadwwolf 8 years ago

Back to the future told us that if u change timeline you might disappear. So u'll never go back to get the money so both universes disappear anda the time explodes like popcorn.

FurryRaver183 10 years ago

By purchasing the stock and willing it to yourself, you alter the timeline so that the New actual you never has to die to get to money

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Heck i dontt give a shit about Microsoft

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

im completely immortal from every button ive pushed. cant hurt me.

#thug life 11 years ago

Im a billionaire people will probably help me when I start to die

TeddyBear 10 years ago

I travel back in time and don't buy the stock, but buy something else I know will be valuable.

dedirake 6 years ago

Then dont purchase the stock. Buy and purchase somthing else..

foxy guy 10 years ago

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Doctor awesome sauce 11 years ago

The grandfather paradox is everywhere in the chat

Shane Thompson 13 years ago

Money does not buy happiness

WolfieRules 9 years ago

fucking hell

Wesley Tucker 13 years ago

do this at the end of my life

Divyasr 9 years ago

I will travel back when I am young and he on my will I will write to my son or daughter who are a scientist and inventor to make a machine that will bring be back to life and me an immortal and so I can go back in time again then I will donate half that money to an orphanage.

putkin 11 years ago

dont wanna die

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