Will You Press The Button?

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

They're too stupid to even realize they can teleport. Meanwhile I probably am too.

FireFoxArtty7 years ago

They probably think the same about you bitch

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JoeReaper9 years ago

Honestly my only concern would be, by giving spiders such an effective way of hunting prey (one that you can't see coming or avoid), you could potentially disrupt the ecosystem and cause the extinction of many species.

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago

of many *harmful disgusting bug* species

MNITIMMY9 years ago

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the rain and the spider teleported in the house to somewhere dry.

Button-Press7 years ago

Yes

NowNowNow9 years ago

As long as they don't teleport afer you, then i'm fine.

Javonasurus7779 years ago

Hate spiders Fuck THEM EIGHTLEGGED BITCHES!!!!

IAmTheOutCrowd9 years ago

The spiders probably think the same about you.

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Dagger9 years ago

I have a pet turantula

Randy24089 years ago

I can hear the turantula think Pres the button fool iam gonna teleport out of this cage and bite you in the neck

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Taylor Nieuwdorp12 years ago

Good for the spiders. They wouldn't know what they're doing anyway, they'd probably just teleport to the place with the most bugs. I don't hang out near a bunch of bugs so it's cool.

BakedBanana3 years ago

man time traveled

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Fvklux9 years ago

Fuck the spiders

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

Please, do not fuck the spiders

OfirMa859 years ago

Good for them, why would it bother me?

DavioBoss7 years ago

Just imagine waking up to a tarantula in your room

Hericidal9 years ago

Downside?

BonnieSaurous9 years ago

What downside?

JDexter8 years ago

I like spiders

kade20048 years ago

spiders function on natural instinct so i highly doubt any spider would know how to use that power let alone know that they even have it sooooo...... HERE DOWNSIDE. HERE BOY

tcapy696209 years ago

Hey as long as they teleport away from me and stay out of sight I'm cool with it

Krpa9 years ago

Good for spiders, see if Icare about them teleporting

Robster49119 years ago

Not like spiders will know how to teleport or what they're doing lol

johncenarko10 years ago

Hell noooooooo!!! ðŸ˜¦

chocochip10019 years ago

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Mcalainaw7 years ago

Did anyone else see the batman?

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FurryDouchebag7 years ago

Most spiders ae scared of humans anyway so they would teleport away anyway so... No downside?

Chez38 years ago

Wait... What if you get bit by a teleporting spider? Will you be teleporting spider Man?

quickstirke8 years ago

GIVE ME THE SPIDERS!!!!!! They my friend😄 I can hold one without Screeming! An I'm a girl btw

Thispersonisweird8 years ago

WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY DI-- *Windows ex.e has stopped working*

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Double Positive

IAmTheOutCrowd9 years ago

Imagine a spider teleporting for the first time: "Wait, What?! Gertrude where did you go??? GERTRUDEEEEE"

Taylor Nieuwdorp12 years ago

Good for the spiders. They wouldn't know what they're doing anyway, they'd probably just teleport to the place with the most bugs. I don't hang out near a bunch of bugs so it's cool.

supahslayah9 years ago

Good thing I don't have arachnophobia.

Gamefire9 years ago

Yeah i don't have arachnophobia ether but the spider teleporting on your back would be

Jack Vitz12 years ago

Spiders would just teleport away from humans. Meaning less spiders. Win-win!!!

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago

spidders are my favrite animal

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Jadyn cortez9 years ago

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bilbo baggins9 years ago

step on em

KitsuneFireSpirit9 years ago

The would teleport away before you could.

Davynavy029 years ago

FUUUUU if spiders teleport they eat everyone

TheWeirdGamerXD9 years ago

If Spiders teleport near me I could teleport AWAY!

ðŸ‘»WinterGhostðŸ‘» 9 years ago

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lukebomber9 years ago

i dont fucking care about spider! i will never have to lift my butt!

Duke9 years ago

I hate spiders so god no

ruben/mlg 9 years ago

fuck the spiders

pokemonmeowth9 years ago

Spiders would tp into a mosquito-rich place. YEAH NO MORE MOSQUITOS

chipper9 years ago

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chocochip10019 years ago

chipper? Like from FNAF World?

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Jack Vitz12 years ago

Spiders would just teleport away from humans. Meaning less spiders. Win-win!!!

Dorian Mclean12 years ago

I'm arachnophopic ... this is my worst nightmare

Dapperblook9999 years ago

So am I but you could just teleport they wouldn't know where you are going it said teleportation not telepathy

Jarod Blanchette12 years ago

i love spiders

Steph Vantas12 years ago

WHAT NO THAT'S TERRIFYING. 'Just teleport away' THEY CAN TELEPORT TOO THEY'D JUST FUCKING TELEPORT *TO YOU*

JoeReaper9 years ago

And they aren't trying to hunt you down you fuckstick

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Steph Vantas12 years ago

WHAT NO THAT'S TERRIFYING. 'Just teleport away' THEY CAN TELEPORT TOO THEY'D JUST FUCKING TELEPORT *TO YOU*

Mcalainaw7 years ago

The spiders wouldn't really care about you, for one, for two, they wouldn't know where you are going, so they technically CAN'T teleport to you, unless by chance.

Stephen Lucke12 years ago

I don't give two shits.

Stephen Lucke12 years ago

I don't give two shits.

Dorian Mclean12 years ago

I'm arachnophopic ... this is my worst nightmare

Jarod Blanchette12 years ago

i love spiders

CryoStep7 years ago

Me reading this dilemma: "Oh sweet, but what hap-- OH SHIT" *doubles over laughing*

Piquit10 years ago

just the thought of spiders at any time teleporting on my... no. just no.NO!

TrickyUmbreonSML9 years ago

Spiders would probably just teleport not knowing why they did lol.

Wolf Mackenzie12 years ago

My room is in an unfinished basement so I have a hellhole of spiders around me all the time anyway. I've spent weeks not sleeping in my own room cause they drop from the ceiling on me. So... This wouldn't be too bad. I'd teleport to a spider free place. Th...[Show full comment]

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