56836 (59%) 40040 (41%)
56836 (59%) people have pressed this button, while 40040 (41%) did not.
You cure world wide cancer
but
You get uncureable terminal cancer
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Partyman1099 11 years ago
GO DOWN IN HISTORY

AmazingPhangirlFire 10 years ago
OMG THAT FOB REFERENCE THOUGH!

amano 11 years ago
I would save my friend even if I had to die... bye life im pressing the button

SwagBoss 11 years ago
Someone took this way more serious
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yougurtmoustache 11 years ago
that 38% must be all dicks

Jalen Ng 13 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS 4 years ago
Agreeable
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John_Cena 11 years ago
and today, I learned I was an evil person.

NoJaDu 10 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA

Tarkua 9 years ago
Lemme come back when im 80.. Might click it

listentomyass 9 years ago
I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it

AlwaysWithYou246 10 years ago
Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!

TheRealMudkip13 11 years ago
"We can give you powers, most men only dream about" "Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else" "And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"

heroboy99 10 years ago
DeadPool

WongShueLing 9 years ago
Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!

Wubsy 9 years ago
I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...

crittersandcuddles 10 years ago
To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.

KiwiBird202 10 years ago
I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?

AmazingPhangirlFire 10 years ago
Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!

NoJaDu 10 years ago
36% of you are soo selfish

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !

bily bob 10 years ago
nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix

ModSavvy 11 years ago
Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker

TEMMIECHAT 10 years ago
OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now

Jake Wong 13 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

Jalen Ng 13 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

Anonamoose_pvpz 10 years ago
Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D

Jake Wong 13 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max... [Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
The button already made me immortal

viktormn 11 years ago
100 times here

Conan Junior Hatch 13 years ago
this question makes no sense

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
The button already made me immortal

Conan Junior Hatch 13 years ago
this question makes no sense

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
At least it can be treated, deadpool has cancer

ian130 11 years ago
K i would rather kill my self if i could save so many pepole

Look4thestars 9 years ago
The fact that over 23,000 people here didn’t press the button is destroying my faith in humanity. And the sad part is I’m not surprised.

TitouanPontet 8 years ago
You want everyone to starve overpopulation and job insecurity because that"s hos you get this

butmax 11 years ago
would it not cure your own cancer????

Kevin Sipos 13 years ago
You kinda just cure your own cancer in the process so this is redundent entirely just nope

masterdark 11 years ago
who says it isnt the trinket of TBOI? (kappa)

Jaiden72606 9 years ago
Cure yourself

Not-Nathan-V 11 years ago
This doesn't make any sense if you cure cancer just use the cure on your self.

duzk3431 10 years ago
Do i get fame fro it?

weaboo 11 years ago
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yver20 11 years ago
What if i just wait till i'm almost dead and then press it, i'll suffer the pain for like... a short time

wanshui 2 years ago
i need technology

BawbRaws 9 years ago
Sure. One person dying for future countless lives is a good trade.

Caraline.aye 12 years ago
I guess I have to... *sighs*

cooIguy 6 years ago
down side?

walnoter 11 years ago
ill take a bullet for you

idc 11 years ago
13475 people are so selfish

earthcrusher100 9 years ago
if you cure cancer wouldn’t they have a cure for your cancer?

Aether 11 years ago
Self-preservation or integrity? Pretty good

Thetntcreeper11 10 years ago
The world will get overpopulated

Mirkel Leliveld 13 years ago
cancer is a nececary evil, so no.

CuteBluKittyCat :3 11 years ago
Would I be hailed as a martyr?

FiireEatre 10 years ago
yes, id do dat

Mike Harding 13 years ago
I can think of so many people, of course I would do it any day of the week!

kussamkura 11 years ago
You invented something that cures world wide cancer... Just cure yourself!

GamingSimon 11 years ago
I dont want to cure people who smoke and act like an ashole until the relise they have cancer.. and just think of the population if cancer didn't exist. tokyo everywhere.

AmazingPhangirlFire 10 years ago
Not all of them are like that. Haven't you seen commercials of little harmless kids with cancer?
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