I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it
Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??
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KillerCubePlays9 years ago
You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!
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TheRealMudkip139 years ago
"We can give you powers, most men only dream about"
"Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else"
"And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"
heroboy999 years ago
DeadPool
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WongShueLing7 years ago
Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!
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Wubsy8 years ago
I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...
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crittersandcuddles9 years ago
To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.
KiwiBird2028 years ago
I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?
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AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!
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NoJaDu9 years ago
36% of you are soo selfish
GangsternauwL8 years ago
I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !
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bily bob9 years ago
nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix
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ModSavvy9 years ago
Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker
TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now
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Jake Wong12 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down
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Jalen Ng12 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)
Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago
Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D
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Jake Wong12 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max...[Show full comment]
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
The button already made me immortal
viktormn9 years ago
100 times here
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Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago
this question makes no sense
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Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago
this question makes no sense
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
The button already made me immortal
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AngelisALie9 years ago
You 14843 people who said no are selfish bastards.
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Sarah Cuddly Vandewoestyne12 years ago
well if i already found a cure and i got it, i could just cure myself
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scarecrow13399 years ago
Wait. I answered wrong. The government would never let that go out to the public and I would mysteriously go missing from the planet. Loselose.
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Stefan_118 years ago
But if you have the cure, than you can cure yourself. Problem solved.
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6Demonic6Killer610 years ago
I'm selfish as fuck XD
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t_____LOL4 years ago
okay, so this is based on electronics right? every person clicks it on exactly the same tick, they cure each other:)
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Courage the cowerdly dog9 years ago
Hero I am
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Iowahunter668 years ago
It"s not cancer if it can't be cured and I just cured it.
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edm47576010 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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splatoonmastr9 years ago
The irony.
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insainron13678 years ago
But I cured all cancer df.
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Mike Harding12 years ago
I can think of so many people, of course I would do it any day of the week!
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AlphaCookie9 years ago
So I would just cure myself. DUHHHHHHH
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SnowflyMarie7 years ago
But if you cure cancer, you can get cured right?
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JHowie9 years ago
I will be remembered in history.
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wildwolf20079 years ago
Same u don't care if I die IF just IF I get to save thousands of people
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Omegus8 years ago
There are two possibilities with this one: 1, If it"s uncureable, why is there a cure? 2, just remove it. As in, surgically. Yay.
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Sooko10 years ago
8487 pieces of shit
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Ikun48 months ago
if i did can i enter hall of fame?
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lola queen9 years ago
WILL NOT
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Eoverlordmaster 9 years ago
To bad I get one wish a day I haven't used from other button :/
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LoneDragon7 years ago
Better hundreds of women, men, and children than me
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HineHole9 years ago
F_cking selfish 38% you cure F_CKING CANCER
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EthanFontenot8 years ago
Countless lives are more valuable than one.
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Fred J.11 years ago
Considering that "uncurable" is not a word in the English language (the proper term would be "incurable") I would have a non-existent cancer. Therefore, no cancer to be cured. Therefore, logical to press the button.
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