56801 (59%) 39992 (41%)
56801 (59%) people have pressed this button, while 39992 (41%) did not.
You cure world wide cancer
but
You get uncureable terminal cancer
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Partyman1099 11 years ago
GO DOWN IN HISTORY

AmazingPhangirlFire 10 years ago
OMG THAT FOB REFERENCE THOUGH!

amano 11 years ago
I would save my friend even if I had to die... bye life im pressing the button

SwagBoss 11 years ago
Someone took this way more serious
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yougurtmoustache 11 years ago
that 38% must be all dicks

Jalen Ng 13 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS 4 years ago
Agreeable
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John_Cena 11 years ago
and today, I learned I was an evil person.

NoJaDu 10 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA

Tarkua 9 years ago
Lemme come back when im 80.. Might click it

listentomyass 9 years ago
I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it

AlwaysWithYou246 10 years ago
Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!

TheRealMudkip13 11 years ago
"We can give you powers, most men only dream about" "Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else" "And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"

heroboy99 10 years ago
DeadPool

WongShueLing 9 years ago
Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!

Wubsy 9 years ago
I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...

crittersandcuddles 10 years ago
To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.

KiwiBird202 10 years ago
I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?

AmazingPhangirlFire 10 years ago
Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!

NoJaDu 10 years ago
36% of you are soo selfish

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !

bily bob 10 years ago
nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix

ModSavvy 11 years ago
Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker

TEMMIECHAT 10 years ago
OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now

Jake Wong 13 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

Jalen Ng 13 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

Anonamoose_pvpz 10 years ago
Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D

Jake Wong 13 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max... [Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
The button already made me immortal

viktormn 11 years ago
100 times here

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
The button already made me immortal

Conan Junior Hatch 13 years ago
this question makes no sense

Conan Junior Hatch 13 years ago
this question makes no sense

Chimichanga 11 years ago
I want to die anyways xD

sunny-hurizon 9 years ago
It never said when!

Quickshot76 11 years ago
I would save alot more people than myself xD

ireku 10 years ago
Nah not my problem i dont sacrifyce myself to ppl i dont know

jimmymacelroy 9 years ago
But you live in the world that has the cure for world wide cancer... so that would technically mean it"s curable

Laxus Dreyar 11 years ago
I'm selfish.

Icetoken123 10 years ago
Hi Everyone

aetawo123 2 years ago
So what if I cure worldwide cancer, and then the rate of progression of the cancer I get is slowed down immensely by that same technology, so when I do die of it I'm like a hundred years old anyways? Still terminal, just delayed

Tassadar 11 years ago
Lol man

TitouanPontet 8 years ago
Overpopulation problem if you press it

XxDeezNutsIvestugationxX 11 years ago
Well i wud use my soperpower from the last question and i whud have the power to not have canser (don't care if i spellt stuff rong)

Koen 9 years ago
You never said WHEN I get cancer. Maybe I can still live 40years without having cancer

Kevin Sipos 13 years ago
You kinda just cure your own cancer in the process so this is redundent entirely just nope

Double0racle 9 years ago
Ok, I’ll cure it on my deathbed.

pedro elias 11 years ago
first we need think in your self

smoothie_14 10 years ago
Nah

cadikai 11 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

AngelisALie 10 years ago
You 14843 people who said no are selfish bastards.

Sarah Cuddly Vandewoestyne 13 years ago
well if i already found a cure and i got it, i could just cure myself

Superman1938 last year
I would be making the world better

scarecrow1339 11 years ago
Wait. I answered wrong. The government would never let that go out to the public and I would mysteriously go missing from the planet. Loselose.

Stefan_11 9 years ago
But if you have the cure, than you can cure yourself. Problem solved.

6Demonic6Killer6 11 years ago
I'm selfish as fuck XD

t_____LOL 6 years ago
okay, so this is based on electronics right? every person clicks it on exactly the same tick, they cure each other:)

Courage the cowerdly dog 11 years ago
Hero I am

Iowahunter66 9 years ago
It"s not cancer if it can't be cured and I just cured it.
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