55084 (59%) 37991 (41%)
55084 (59%) people have pressed this button, while 37991 (41%) did not.
You cure world wide cancer
but
You get uncureable terminal cancer
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Partyman10999 years ago
GO DOWN IN HISTORY

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
OMG THAT FOB REFERENCE THOUGH!

amano9 years ago
I would save my friend even if I had to die... bye life im pressing the button

SwagBoss9 years ago
Someone took this way more serious
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yougurtmoustache9 years ago
that 38% must be all dicks

John_Cena9 years ago
and today, I learned I was an evil person.

NoJaDu9 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA

Tarkua8 years ago
Lemme come back when im 80.. Might click it

listentomyass8 years ago
I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it

Jalen Ng12 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS2 years ago
Agreeable
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AlwaysWithYou2469 years ago
Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!

TheRealMudkip139 years ago
"We can give you powers, most men only dream about" "Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else" "And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"

heroboy999 years ago
DeadPool

WongShueLing7 years ago
Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!

Wubsy8 years ago
I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...

crittersandcuddles9 years ago
To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.

KiwiBird2028 years ago
I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!

NoJaDu9 years ago
36% of you are soo selfish

GangsternauwL8 years ago
I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !

bily bob9 years ago
nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix

ModSavvy9 years ago
Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker

TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now

Jake Wong12 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

Jalen Ng12 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago
Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D

Jake Wong12 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max...[Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
The button already made me immortal

viktormn9 years ago
100 times here

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
The button already made me immortal

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago
this question makes no sense

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago
this question makes no sense

idc9 years ago
13475 people are so selfish

earthcrusher1007 years ago
if you cure cancer wouldn’t they have a cure for your cancer?

Aether9 years ago
Self-preservation or integrity? Pretty good

Thetntcreeper11 8 years ago
The world will get overpopulated

Mirkel Leliveld12 years ago
cancer is a nececary evil, so no.

CuteBluKittyCat :39 years ago
Would I be hailed as a martyr?

FiireEatre9 years ago
yes, id do dat

Mike Harding12 years ago
I can think of so many people, of course I would do it any day of the week!

kussamkura9 years ago
You invented something that cures world wide cancer... Just cure yourself!

GamingSimon9 years ago
I dont want to cure people who smoke and act like an ashole until the relise they have cancer.. and just think of the population if cancer didn't exist. tokyo everywhere.

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
Not all of them are like that. Haven't you seen commercials of little harmless kids with cancer?

FEINlast year
Litterally not pressing not finna risk my life for other people i have no friends and no life and i am already dead btw.

DarthInvaderVII 9 years ago
But I cured world wide cancer

HannahDottier8 years ago
Sometimes you must sacrefice a vinger tot save a hand

kittenlyric10 years ago
at least my life would mean something

kikipotato7 years ago
well at least hell might be kinda quiet so sign me up

DAILLUMINATI9 years ago
were going to cure it anyways why would people press it

Prodigy_1018 years ago
Nope, that would kill u and thousands of people will lose there jobs working with cancer

Peege Comics12 years ago
But...But It said I could cure ALL cancer :(

Tassadar9 years ago
Lol

Natalie.p8 years ago
I saved so many people...😭

XxAlvaroxX9 years ago
Fuck this ask

Daerora7 years ago
Sucks for me I guess

HeyItsUltra9 years ago
Cancer is cured. Therefor my cancer is cured. BIATCH!

Warnordor9 years ago
If i can save 1000 lifes (probably more) by giving my life, then why not?

Jacob6268 years ago
Well... How fast would this kill me?

sonictorin9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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