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Have enough money to do whatever you want for the rest of your life
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Be constantly kidnapped for ransom randomly every year
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Maharidlast year
Well, there no need for kidnapping, i will have enought money to pay every time so no probs.

bob_burgerlast year
i have infinite money though

Rikki43287 years ago
so i"m princess peach?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
she"s being kidnapped for her amulet.
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Sum3Dud37 years ago
Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day. Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge. Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Nice
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Bpt118 years ago
HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH

Kalindros6 years ago
Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape

Marcus Pennington12 years ago
it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment

jkmc12058 years ago
That"s the greatest idea ever! XD
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Icode18 years ago
wait im a male princess peach

duckbutt9 years ago
at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time

TinaLucia2 years ago
Yeah totally :)

Aaron129988 years ago
Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0

Yukitai4 years ago
That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.

Icode18 years ago
do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything

Squatting Slav pepe8 years ago
Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.

DamonScott7 years ago
James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed

get to a tree unicorn9 years ago
Brush I can just get a bodyguard

TinaLucia2 years ago
Bruh*

Handsomejack12345679 years ago
Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.

Jeremy56629 years ago
Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.
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Jkst8 years ago
Come mario

Calicokitty8 years ago
As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.

HereForTheFreeFood9 years ago
........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??

David Morgan12 years ago
Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!

X123467 years ago
Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect

Filip Kalny12 years ago
Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?

Foxylover9 years ago
every year

Isaac Swiney12 years ago
just give them money?

Gabriel Hall12 years ago
only if my dad is liam nelilson

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
Get Tae Kwon Do lessons & become a black belt :D

mekl7 years ago
just pay the ransom if you have All The Money In The World

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
i can make a super dungeon to get to me. then i can use the skills i learn in an agent class to kill whoever got past my dungeon.

Nick Hurn12 years ago
Mokuba Kaiba status achieved.

Mister-E8 years ago
Set up a deadly maze around my house with a safe path that only a select few can access. Record kidnappers going through and put it on the internet to show people who want to kidnap me just what will happen if they try

kingsquiddy239 years ago
As long as the dont kill me :3

Daves0159 years ago
Il just pay the kidnappers to not to kidnap me

Erentheghoul29 years ago
i'll just figure out how to summon sebastian

DecZO9 years ago
press it and install high security

Sonicplays4 years ago
I could just pay the ramson and be on my way home

killerkitty9 years ago
What if my kidnappers are super kind?

EmmaSwan 10 years ago
You have enough money to just pay them off.

Goldman10012Gaming7 years ago
It doesn’t say people pay the ransom

My Name is Jeff 9 years ago
Just hire body guards

Hannah Overton12 years ago
Well if I've got the money then that's okay.... It'd be pretty fun. Like a high thrills vacation once a year.

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Police, put me under protective custody forever.

epicman4299 years ago
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Jacob Middleton12 years ago
I just fund the building of an ironman suit and become un-kidnapable

damiengallant269 years ago
I'd carry a gun around

DeathByReaper7 years ago
A bit of spice in life a guess

Gabrysiovic 9 years ago
To do what ever i want = pay kidnappers to let me go

HybridHayden05008 years ago
That"s what ransomed is you idiot

GlitchySphere404 years ago
I see no downside if you can just pay for it

batmight9 years ago
Didn't pewdiepie have this one

Edge17178 years ago
So basically its mario in real life.

~Wave~length~9 years ago
Pay your own ransom. Problem officially solved.

Pushdabutton7 years ago
Pay them moneys, hire somebody they love to protect you, SO MANY LOOPHOLES

mikevanhattem9 years ago
well i just give my kidnappers tons of money and i invite them to go drink a beer or come drink a coffee

KoolAidDolan11 years ago
Get a shit ton of guards. Never said how long you'd be kidnapped.

atomicjax9 years ago
as lomg as nothing happens to me im fine with whatever

iceyfoxlove8 years ago
SURE!
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