You marry your favorite celebrity
but
but you can only have sex with them once a year
I will not


wuderenhao4 months ago
I think fuck is not the main purpose of get marry. What matters is love.

Rode3 years ago
I aint liking any celeb and i am 14 so wth 🪚

Your choice9 years ago
It doesn't says how much time sex can last

Firemon60002 years ago
Touché
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Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-148 years ago
That really doesn't seem like a downside considering if I don't hit the button I won't get to have sex with them at all. Once a year is better than never. Plus I'm married to them.

trash19 years ago
Asexuals laughing

sonni.exe9 years ago
im asexual ._____.

Rivers7 years ago
Since you don't HAVE to have sex with them sex-repulsed people can go for this one!

Elise Taylor12 years ago
Are fictional characters celebrities?

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago
LMAO that would be funny. Especially if it were like the actual video games...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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arianrxxx8 years ago
why the fuck not

Freezy9 years ago
Just have an open relationship, so you can have sex with other people while being married to eachother.

Bryan Foley12 years ago
More than I've had in the last 2 years.

Staci Toner12 years ago
good thing im asexual

AceQueen187 years ago
same
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Stephen Lee12 years ago
Me and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson don't need to have sex together to be happy. We'll just order hookers and pizza and have awesome bodies forever. Drama Free.

SigurdCi6 years ago
More than ive had ever

AnnaLovesYuu10 years ago
YESSSSS~ YUU SHIROTA, MARRY ME, BABY~ <3

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Awkward....

AlexBrown7 years ago
SOrry, I dont care for sex

xenin123459 years ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Lbl9 years ago
I shalll!!!

Your choice9 years ago
It doesn't says how much time sex can last

ScottishCookie2 years ago
*yeets to Mario*

superkid9 years ago
Just have sex every 31st of December.

Dravento8 years ago
Polygamy anyone?

colemaniac119 years ago
my favorite celebrity is Chris Pratt. im a boy... yaaaaaa

Themessigcn8 years ago
Imma making babys

highking339 years ago
my asuna no k9ll

113575338 years ago
If you didn't push the button then your dumb you wouldn't be able to have sex with a celebrity at all think dumbasses

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
button 43210

Zaqinabox10 years ago
I can marry a rich person and NOT have to have sex with them? A dream come true.

BlueKittyCat22 days ago
NAH

Slurp9 years ago
Marry Ariana Grande, fuck her, divorce her, fuck her again every year (without marrying her) and have an opportunity to get in a relationship with someone you actually care about. Win win.

llots ffej9 years ago
This man is a genious.

RavenclawTrash7 years ago
I'm more of a cuddles and kisses kinda girl anyways

Tarmacadam9 years ago
I want sex with Selena Gomez

BlackCat228 years ago
Once a year is better than none...

sonicj019 years ago
i dont want sex anyway life isnt about that t is about being with the person you love

sacredgeometry3 years ago
I mean you just have to keep it going right? Like a game of sexual hacky sack.

Sh1n1gam19 years ago
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KillerCubePlays9 years ago
<asexuals laughing in the distance>

Trustme5 years ago
Boi, I dont even wanna EVER have sex!

TheBestButtonPresser9 years ago
Kim Kardashian

ItsMeHiBob248 years ago
Sooo... basically doctor who?

The tenth doctor9 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227146

CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago
i don't see the downside here. i mean, sure, no sex sucks but then again who the fuck cares, you just married basically the person of your dreams, sex shouldn't be all there is in a relationship.

Dom Hillman12 years ago
Open marriage, and I can stick it to other women.

Jaggedbacon8 years ago
Better than not having sex at all.

Otakusamalast year
If it's a virtual role, I can think about it.

Lilypopso9 years ago
Oh COME ON! Hey, guess what? YOU DON'T NEED SEX TO BE HAPPY WITH YOUR SPOUSE.

Slurp9 years ago
But sex is pretty amazing.

Yolo Swag Mlg yoyoyoyo9 years ago
Sex = gender....... I don't know what having gender means......SO I CAN FUCK KATY PERRY ALL DAY EVERY DAY! I WILL PUMP HER WITH CUM LIKE I DO MY CAR WITH GASOLINE!

Maypaws3 years ago
That"s enough internet for today.
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Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago
Button be like: you get your fav celebrity. Me: You mean like Undertale? Button: Huh? Anyway_ But you never get to have sex with them. Me: No thanks, I’d prefer to stay single and sell my soul to Octopath Traveler... Button: why? Me: Everyone loves Underta...[Show full comment]

colemaniac119 years ago
my favorite celebrity is Chris Pratt. im a boy... yaaaaaa
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