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You get to marry anyone
but
You'll lose both eyes and get a transplant so you and your significant other share eyesballs.
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Maharidlast year
There are some really crazy loon out there.

chronicallypessimistic9 months ago
What in the name of fuck is this

Snowfrost9189 years ago
NONOOONONONOONONOO. DOUBLE DOWNSIDE. NOPE. BYE FELICIA! FELICIA ISN'T MY WIFE, EITHER. NOPE. BYE.

Potater_boi6 years ago
We talking bout darkstalkers Felicia or what?
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Pipesacrificer5 years ago
I CAN FINALLY MARRY SHREK!

SonOfABeast3 years ago
Shrek my dream guy, to bad you have him, wait a minute, pressing this button will steal him from you, and he already has the transplants, double upside.

Sammyboi20039 years ago
Sex would be very weird

sinien7 years ago
If you can marry literally anyone, then you can marry fictional characters too. Step 1: Marry someone who has Kekkei Genkai eyes, like Rinnegan or Sharingan (from Naruto). Step 2: Gain epic powers.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
Naruto is da best

mangojaguar04087 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of the Uchiha when it started talking about swapping eyeballs?

Redbuttonz7 years ago
What if I marry two people?

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
I don't believe in marriage

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
NiftyChibi because they believe in marriage
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BenjR3288 years ago
wth

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
and this is like the greek fates that share one eye

SylviaBernitez7 years ago
So true but in thier case they share only one eye between 3 but in this scenario both have one eye each
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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
Well, I wouldn't press it if we had to share eyeballs, but I don't care if we have to share eyesballs. I don't even know what eyesballs are, sooo...

Potater_boi6 years ago
Joke?

Mackdady35679 years ago
I know fates be damned

RoyalTenderiser9 years ago
LOL

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
haha no looking at other girls :P

Savanah Love12 years ago
I rather be blind

DerpyDoesDerp9 years ago
Wait, is it like i see out of her eyes or we both have 1 eye each? either way seems nice

eno4 years ago
RINNAGAN

thememescout9 years ago
So I can know when he cheats or something.

javelotJorum 10 years ago
But then my sight would be asymmetrical...

Snivy49029 years ago
I bet someone did this 'cause it didn't say that it couldn't be a fictional charater.

sans111i8 years ago
Anime eyes!!!

SWAG_MUDKIP9 years ago
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DasJoosh8 years ago
Do you have a knife? Yes? Good. Now, place the sharp side on your wrist, press, and pull towards your elbow. Repeat on other arm.

Kelly_Girl9 years ago
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DasJoosh8 years ago
So you DON'T value your own life, correct? Cuz you"re about to lose it.

Thirdsecretoption2 years ago
Romantic

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
What are eyesballs?! Seriously the typos in these questions.

MountainBorn287 years ago
I imeadiatly thought of Percy Jackson, Anyone els?

WorldsHealer9 years ago
Mmmh.. Noup.. Let the destiny handle this.. THERE'S NO DESTINY!!! DDDD: Maybe.. 😇

rumpleam4939 years ago
u even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: you're not pretty........[Show full comment]

undertale love9 years ago
No way nope

Alpako8 years ago
i cannot see a downside to this other than going to the bathroom

TerkBazerk9 years ago
I need my gad namn eyes

CHAINMAIL9 years ago
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DasJoosh8 years ago
SERIOUSLY. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

panconsal9 years ago
whaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeheeellllllll duuuuuude

Frosterboi34 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pynkerjynx9 years ago
bound with someone + same eyes....No.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
Grossssssss

pheonix9 years ago
Where's the science!! What happened to science and grammar!?

iDerpyTeddy8 years ago
We switch eyeballs?

c0rcra9 years ago
An eye for an eye, a hand for a hand.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
thats... disturbing to say the least

Bacteria_last year
ive never heard about a country name "eyes"

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Also you can marry already.

ThatDudeOfAwsome6 years ago
Can I have a wife with the ability to regrow eyeballs?

subodh9 years ago
i would marry nicki minaj LOL

Blake Rywell9 years ago
Chloe Grace Moretz and eye with the same eyes? Hell yeah.

MegaManFanDan9 years ago
Why do I find something strangely turning on about sharing eyeballs?

Marcus Junior12 years ago
Ewww marriage

SetoNara7 years ago
Dude seriously you have the love of your life eyeball your literally one with the love of your life

Undertale4me8 years ago
Wtaf is this?!

Qopster9 years ago
what if you got a divorce?
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