Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic11 months ago

What in the name of fuck is this

Maharidlast year

There are some really crazy loon out there.

Snowfrost9189 years ago

NONOOONONONOONONOO. DOUBLE DOWNSIDE. NOPE. BYE FELICIA! FELICIA ISN'T MY WIFE, EITHER. NOPE. BYE.

Potater_boi6 years ago

We talking bout darkstalkers Felicia or what?

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Pipesacrificer5 years ago

I CAN FINALLY MARRY SHREK!

SonOfABeast3 years ago

Shrek my dream guy, to bad you have him, wait a minute, pressing this button will steal him from you, and he already has the transplants, double upside.

Sammyboi20039 years ago

Sex would be very weird

ZSL21 days ago

勃起如果是靠视觉的话，那确实会很奇怪

sinien7 years ago

If you can marry literally anyone, then you can marry fictional characters too. Step 1: Marry someone who has Kekkei Genkai eyes, like Rinnegan or Sharingan (from Naruto). Step 2: Gain epic powers.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

Naruto is da best

mangojaguar04087 years ago

Am I the only one who thought of the Uchiha when it started talking about swapping eyeballs?

Redbuttonz7 years ago

What if I marry two people?

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

I don't believe in marriage

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

NiftyChibi because they believe in marriage

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BenjR3288 years ago

wth

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

and this is like the greek fates that share one eye

SylviaBernitez7 years ago

So true but in thier case they share only one eye between 3 but in this scenario both have one eye each

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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

Well, I wouldn't press it if we had to share eyeballs, but I don't care if we have to share eyesballs. I don't even know what eyesballs are, sooo...

Potater_boi6 years ago

Joke?

Mackdady35679 years ago

I know fates be damned

RoyalTenderiser9 years ago

LOL

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

haha no looking at other girls :P

Savanah Love12 years ago

I rather be blind

a girl9 years ago

Eyesballs? LOL DO YOU EVEN SPELL BIATCH??

GreysonVint8 years ago

Get to have an excuse to wear an eyepatch

Deany3 years ago

Being aro/ace invalidates a lot of these questions.

Hg_lover 9 years ago

Oh my god no!

Dogerium9 years ago

wtf is this question

Minegamer30010 years ago

I'll look cool with 2 different eye balls

Jennyfer LÃ³pez12 years ago

get to marry anyone anyways

Kittenlover1018 years ago

So is it like the three girls that kill people and share one eye?

Elinoss9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DasJoosh8 years ago

I will throw you out a fucking window. SHUT UP!!!!!!

hecate_nightwood9 years ago

I COULD MARRY MISHA COLLINS!!!

the swagamer9 years ago

hell naah bruuh

Banipa God10 years ago

cute :P

Bv99 years ago

Kia satanic

iOxym7 years ago

Don't you get to marry anyone anyway

Thundia 9 years ago

"eyesballs"

Mr.Havokk10 years ago

hahahah eye patches! we'd be pirates!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

thats very disturbig also im getting glasses ads everywhere

DasJoosh8 years ago

Eyesballs.

ScottishCookie3 years ago

*marries Alice cutely* HAH NOW I HAVE ONE GREEN EYE SUCKAS

RIKITY9 years ago

They divorced...

Dogerium9 years ago

wtf is this question

BlueGiraffe10 years ago

Well, this isn't even that bad.

Kai-wolf7 years ago

That means you can’t see the person

Jarebare9 years ago

Hell no

slopmaster10 months ago

this question gave me goosebumps...

SammySavage8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

You could marry... SHUT UP!

Rice Cake Man9 years ago

So strange.

thememescout9 years ago

So I can know when he cheats or something.

DerpyDoesDerp9 years ago

Wait, is it like i see out of her eyes or we both have 1 eye each? either way seems nice

eno4 years ago

RINNAGAN

javelotJorum 10 years ago

But then my sight would be asymmetrical...

Snivy49029 years ago

I bet someone did this 'cause it didn't say that it couldn't be a fictional charater.

sans111i8 years ago

Anime eyes!!!

SWAG_MUDKIP9 years ago

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DasJoosh8 years ago

Do you have a knife? Yes? Good. Now, place the sharp side on your wrist, press, and pull towards your elbow. Repeat on other arm.

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