Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank00010 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99last year

Genius

Jaasjaas7 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai4 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

Ike Sly12 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk3 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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anoonymooss9 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Hyltran5 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai4 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi...[Show full comment]

Toothbanger7 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae8 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

Luke Lang12 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof123457 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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SirEdodo7 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR7 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta217 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog8 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan8 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

DeathNinjaGamerHD9 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen...[Show full comment]

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

Trevor Valance12 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx9 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

NightLark10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Yukitai4 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak11 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney12 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe768928 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack10 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

WatermelonTitan9 years ago

I would wish that dog shit became water + I would wish 1000 wishes!

Constipated-man8 years ago

I can wish for unlimited wishes and wish dogs shit bags of candy

Mr.Notfoundlast year

My First wish will be disappear dog poop existence

JDeere669 years ago

But i am a dog

Indonesian-Autumn-Adder248 years ago

I wish for dogs to shit soap

Logisticmo410 years ago

Wish that all dogs shit marshmellows

Fluff.Pup9 years ago

I would use the wishes, but nobody wants to smell like dog poop every day

rapidchief7 years ago

i would wish dog shit never exsisted

Waffleyumboy9 years ago

I would wish dog shit is the name of a brand of water. Problem, button?

Vicamu6 years ago

Just wish 4 a shitproof suit that cover you entirly when any form of shit is nearby

BROCKY BALBOWMAN9 years ago

wish that you didn't have to bathe in shit

Cody Beahrs10 years ago

Change dog shit into water

Skullcrusher4209 years ago

I"d wish not to bathe in dog shit

adolf hitler10 years ago

that is the smartest thing ever

1st-Cavalry-Division8 years ago

I wish not to bathe in dog shit, and I wish to have an endless chain of wishes.

BADWOLF1010 years ago

i would use a wish so that I wouldn't have to bathe in dog shit

meatloave6 months ago

Each bath takes 1/20th second and both baths occur back to back and are instantly followed by a warm ,soapy clean water shower.

Bubbles239 years ago

But u could just hace a shower instead

smsff710 years ago

Wish that dogs shit out some nice scented soap with the first wish then hey have fun with it

Will you press the button again9 years ago

Hmmmm.. I think wish number one will be that I don't have to bathe in dog poop ever in my life

Animeweeb253 years ago

What If i wish that dog shit doesnt exist

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

I would wish that I wouldn't have to bathe in it

Shuffler AbuZaid12 years ago

Just wish that u dont bath in dog shit

Sin34477 years ago

I didn't press this fo one reson, I NEVA WANNT VOVER MEH BALLS IN DOG SHIT

Beagle_girl279 years ago

This game is old lol

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

Wished that dog shit was water.

kobra94510 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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