Will You Press The Button?

Dilan 10 years ago

If I know everything how can I not remember anything?

Minotaur 9 years ago

You know how to long o fi your attention span

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TheMemer 10 years ago

I accidentally pressed it. wait, what did I accidentally press?

Uhhhhhwhatshouldido 2 years ago

I agree with ranboombs

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KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Soooooo basically become Dory from finding nemo.

Djawesome 10 years ago

Yes

Etharian 10 years ago

Know how to remember things for longer than five minutes.

Rohnek Kdosi 10 years ago

So, I will know everything and my memory gets better. Hell yeah.

BOSs48 2 years ago

Relatable

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joker.please 10 years ago

What's the point of knowing everything if your going to forget?

12345qwer 9 years ago

yes

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Sienna Clark 13 years ago

and that's when you write everything down

WBGrock 9 years ago

And forget you only gave a 5 minute memory, and since you learned to write more than 5 minutes ago...

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Ishallpressit 9 years ago

Write it down

Migdin1 9 years ago

No change.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

You cant be helped!!! The disease is only satisfied when having reached 10000 points. Its no use asking others for help!

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cat_turds 9 years ago

siri can you take a note please

DarlaNeil 8 years ago

Well, I can be an absolute savage and then forget I said anything!

TheDarkTypeGymLeader 8 years ago

I have to REMEMBER the anime I watch

Thecatcovenantdude 9 years ago

Those things are mutually exclusive.

Rugrat101 10 years ago

I need to remember my best memories

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Then how would we know everything

Ziomeczek 7 years ago

Paradox

MOURADMERIAI 10 years ago

Lol memory span of me

dender55 10 years ago

You will KNOW everything,so you can know what you forgot!!

Patchurisa last year

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prid3-33 9 years ago

I believe this is a paradox.. because if I "literally know and understand everything" but "have a memory span of 5 mins" then I would not only understand that I have really bad short term memory but I would also stil know it when my short term memory passe... [Show full comment]

prid3-33 9 years ago

I am confusion.

Poopy_dukey1496 4 years ago

if you know everything than you know everything that happened before 5 minutes

Nyeh 9 years ago

Lemme push da big red button.*5 minutes later*What is this big red button doing here?

Levi Roady 13 years ago

That sounds like an improvement.

SantisGaming 5 years ago

The Bad part is my moms memory

WSY20150128 2 months ago

写下来些不行吗

NadjaKjellerup 8 years ago

how can you have such a short memory if you know everything? i´d be able to find a way to improve my memory then

AuroraCummings 10 years ago

That"s basically my memory span anyways...

Pacothetaco02 9 years ago

This is a paradox.

SherlocksNobody 10 years ago

you'll know everything, and just re-learn it after 5 minutes

JesusIsKing 2 years ago

write it down

NoragamiMiyukiOC 10 years ago

I already have aarons memory span of 5 minutes so HA!!

NoragamiMiyukiOC 10 years ago

A not Aarons

therealobama 4 years ago

nah

Gorillawarkinh 6 years ago

Welp, I already have the downside so this is an easy choice

Zacattac 10 years ago

make something to increase memory within the 5 minute range

XxLethallyDemonicxX 10 years ago

So I will know everything and then forget I know everything? Seems like a cheap deal to me! (.-.)

HX5XHN 11 months ago

为什么不在5分钟内记录下来

All_the_good_names_were_taken 9 years ago

If I know everything I know a way to increase my memory span, or maybe how to remove the downside from all these buttons

Misadique 2 years ago

I HAVE ADHD THIS IS ALREADY MY LIFE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago

The downaidw is invalid. If you know everything, when your memory "runs out," you'll still know what happened.

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago

Downside*

BluefiremarkII 9 years ago

uhh. isnt that a paradox? if you know EVERYTHING then the second you forget something you still know everything....

Keegan Lee 13 years ago

I know everything: including what I was thinking 6 minutes ago. I don't need to remember it if I can just re-know it.

Idoit- 5 years ago

But how would you remember everything?

C8H17OH 21 days ago

Well, there is a short novel "Heard It in the Morning" written by Liu Cixin, a Chinese science fiction writer and Hugo Award winner, that discussed exactly the same topic as this question. The title comes from a quote by Confucius: "朝闻道，夕死可矣。(If one hears ... [Show full comment]