How'd you get that scar?
Oh this? I had to have a baby surgically removed from my forehead because I pressed a button that would cause world peace.
....Ok then...*backs away slowly*
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Davsaurus11 years ago
But peace is boring!
Reedzu9 years ago
Exactly!
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PulmonaryFlame9 years ago
Only one needs a baby on their head and 24459 people have chosen to take one for the team. SO FUCK DAT SHIT I"M OUT!
I will get it removed and give the baby to someone else. Problem solved. 20 years later i will meet the baby and tell him/her/it/both/non-human-baby : BABY, I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Migdin110 years ago
Wait, i forgot what this button did, let me check.... WAIT I MADE WORLD PEACE! NO I DON'T WANT WORLD PEACE! It is so boring (just kidding 😃
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Oggy11 years ago
Grow balls!!!!!!
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Riz12 years ago
Is it a clone? I hope it's a clone.
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Chris Rarrick13 years ago
abort the forehead baby
Solark9 years ago
All you anti abortion people getting all butthurt, this was probably a joke and besides, would you rather the baby be raised and resented by the parent(s), viewed as a mistake and possibly abused, with the slight chance the parent(s) were smart enough to o...[Show full comment]
it might not be a human baby. Look up botfly. Female botflies lay their eggs on mosquitoes so that when mosquitoes bite the eggs get inside of you. If this happens on your forehead then you get to grow a baby botfly in your forehead. Larvae are much smalle...[Show full comment]
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Daniel Redigan Jr.13 years ago
I don't even know how to respond to that.
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Carl Stevenson13 years ago
I see no downside to this.
SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA9 years ago
I like babies too bro (gives high five)
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Andee Oord13 years ago
Who even comes up with these
PRESS ALL DAH BUTTONS!!!11 years ago
People. Like you and me because all are weird.
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Lilly Beth13 years ago
IM AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING
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Michelle McMillan12 years ago
Amputate
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KostyaHellstorm6 years ago
CAN I MAKE IT EPITAPH
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Lpsapplepie9211 years ago
tcapy69620 I agree with you
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IamRealism9 years ago
Screw The World
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potatomurder12311 years ago
Wtf all!!!
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Dedsec11 years ago
Cut off the baby!
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Nomefinto9 years ago
What
The
Fuck
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bowtied•tardis11 years ago
I'll cut the baby off and if I couldn't babies are cute anyway
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SomberSergal 10 years ago
Will it come off?
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Matthew McColm13 years ago
whats the upside
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Migdin110 years ago
We soon will have world peace, if tgere arent any big wars.. There are not any good reasons for war anymore... if you want to have what someone else has, you buy them, not kill thwir families, burn their homes and take everything, because then the rest of the world will stop them
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Natsu_11 years ago
I do not care about world peace.
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TheGood12 days ago
力不竭,战不止!
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uncleltr11 years ago
Better than dying
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Blake-Superior9 years ago
Uhh... WHAT!!!
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flystarballer1511 years ago
Can't you just remove the baby? XD
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ElBoyJunior6 years ago
I'm for peace but I dont want no baby in my forehead
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SpartanBaconMan11 years ago
No upside, me as a baby caused WW2! I was so not peaceful.
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Gocka99 years ago
It was almost the same question 2 questions ago and i answered yes soooooo....
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