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You become an immortal vampire, and have your own castle, as well as a completely and utterly loyal werewolf butler, and your stuffed animals become sentient and will do anything you say.
but
You cannot physically interact with mortals. You can talk to them, however. But you cannot touch, fight, or hug them. (you can get your new familiars to, however) Also, boredom becomes much easier to come across.
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
one sentence. "Boredom becomes much easier to come across." This would be detrimental, especially as you float around in space after the world ends since you're immortal.

Ceelive_554 2 years ago
eventually kars stopped thinking

hollyskyes 11 years ago
the only downside is it makes you a vampire

joane 10 years ago
No, its that you can't interact with mortals

PercyVader 11 years ago
What if I transform them into Vampires?

GoldenEnergy 11 years ago
wtf illumanati
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abcedarian 10 years ago
too much to read

FirefoxYT 9 years ago
GET OUT KID

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
Does drinking blood from a dead one in the forest alone, count as interacting with mortals?

mebruh 11 years ago
That don't sound to bad, I'm not fond of (shudder) people

CSmittyWap 5 years ago
Make me the werewolf instead. Vampires suck.

TeddsterTeddycus 11 years ago
Hell no, if you are a Vampire, you will still burn. But you are immortal so you wont die. But that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt you. You bassically want to die. Because it hurts so much!

SB572 9 years ago
The twilight series
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Wyatt Asher 13 years ago
Is this from some sort of anime or manga?

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago
Bunnicula?
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AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago
Just become a furry and make love with the werewolf.

THEATOMBOMB035 10 years ago
Rachel Alucard, from Blazblue, is that you?

Togaloo45 8 years ago
My god this has a lot of rules soooooo boring and also the military will come and kill you

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Dexagon 5 years ago
BUT CAN YOU INTERACT WITH THEM!?!?!?
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IngridSmith 9 years ago
Id be down to be a vampire but id rather not have a werewolf butler

DragonEXE 9 years ago
OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETED! BLAZBLUE IS ON THIS SITE!

XzavityQueen 9 years ago
I"d read that book.

Bismarck 10 years ago
Blazblue Rachael?

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
WTF?

Happyfredt 9 years ago
Same.(Logic wizard)

AllyKat 10 years ago
Oddly specific

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago
Vampire? FUCK YEA

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago
I posted this 1 second ago. Why does it say 4 hrs ago..?

Silver_Savvy 11 years ago
you cant even kiss your soul mate?!! i will not!!

Memeber 10 years ago
chesire, NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.
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Rachael Snider 13 years ago
If you can't interact with mortals where do you get your blood?

MANJUEGAZOS 7 years ago
But wait, you"re inmortal
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pressmedont123 11 years ago
And what about sustenance. Also talking counts as interacting

Otaku Alex 13 years ago
And if I do meet mortals, I'll quote Korax from Hexen and say "Greetings, mortals. Are you ready to die?".

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Time to create the first vampiric werewolf and have no boredom! Plus you can make mortals vampires after drinking their blood so less boredom there too

Skyrm 11 years ago
just find a way to make some one not a mortal

ShadowfangTC 9 years ago
Becoming a vampire was the biggest downside to this.

RandomDude420 10 years ago
Why would I want to be a stupid vampire?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
i create temporary immortality potions with my powers from another button; then i can get women.

Sammybub 8 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON* SORRY NOT SORRY

WTFcomment 11 years ago
I want to be a werewolf instead Aaahhhh I love werewolves....

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
my familiars pick up stuff.

ThePIKAMINIT 9 years ago
No way you came up with this on your own.

Poro Pines 13 years ago
well, that was... very descriptive... hell no

Pornhub 10 years ago
Jfjdjfdisoerudneudi4

tem12567 6 years ago
i would take over the world by having my werewolf and stuffed animals do it l

Cormac Beirne 11 years ago
Whoever came up with this needs to see a psychiatrist

pokefan2016 11 years ago
indeed

FreakiiPanda 10 years ago
I thought vampires were already immortal o.o

LoneDragon 8 years ago
I still have my butler >:)

Darth Derp 11 years ago
My teddy bear army gets the blood for me, and they also get me any gaming device I want.

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
This is one of the better written decisions, but i"d say that I"d press the button, because I can still hug people in some form of way, and why would I need to fight with people?

Sparks Thunderfur 12 years ago
I don't want to be a vampire though. I'd rather be a werewolf! grrr! ^^

FoxyFromOnePiece 5 months ago
I can't press this button. If I do, nobody on my crew will ever be able to interact with my anymore and I won't be able to have anymore Davy Back Fights!! Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

ToniaW 11 years ago
Vampire? No, thanks

Dominik Dixon 13 years ago
tldr..

JoeyLoganoFan22 5 years ago
This question was too long so I didn’t even read

button dude 11 years ago
I think pewdiepie pushed this button

sambob232 9 years ago
Can we please keep the 14yr old girls and their moms off this site...Thanks.
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