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You become an immortal vampire, and have your own castle, as well as a completely and utterly loyal werewolf butler, and your stuffed animals become sentient and will do anything you say.
but
You cannot physically interact with mortals. You can talk to them, however. But you cannot touch, fight, or hug them. (you can get your new familiars to, however) Also, boredom becomes much easier to come across.
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minimegaman0909 months ago
one sentence. "Boredom becomes much easier to come across." This would be detrimental, especially as you float around in space after the world ends since you're immortal.

Ceelive_5542 months ago
eventually kars stopped thinking

Logic_Gatekeeper3 years ago
Does drinking blood from a dead one in the forest alone, count as interacting with mortals?

abcedarian9 years ago
too much to read

FirefoxYT8 years ago
GET OUT KID

hollyskyes9 years ago
the only downside is it makes you a vampire

joane9 years ago
No, its that you can't interact with mortals

PercyVader9 years ago
What if I transform them into Vampires?

GoldenEnergy9 years ago
wtf illumanati
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mebruh9 years ago
That don't sound to bad, I'm not fond of (shudder) people

CSmittyWap4 years ago
Make me the werewolf instead. Vampires suck.

TeddsterTeddycus9 years ago
Hell no, if you are a Vampire, you will still burn. But you are immortal so you wont die. But that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt you. You bassically want to die. Because it hurts so much!

SB5728 years ago
The twilight series
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AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Just become a furry and make love with the werewolf.

THEATOMBOMB0358 years ago
Rachel Alucard, from Blazblue, is that you?

Wyatt Asher12 years ago
Is this from some sort of anime or manga?

rtyhtfyhtfyh3 years ago
Bunnicula?
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Togaloo457 years ago
My god this has a lot of rules soooooo boring and also the military will come and kill you

Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Dexagon4 years ago
BUT CAN YOU INTERACT WITH THEM!?!?!?
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IngridSmith7 years ago
Id be down to be a vampire but id rather not have a werewolf butler

DragonEXE7 years ago
OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETED! BLAZBLUE IS ON THIS SITE!

XzavityQueen8 years ago
I"d read that book.

Bismarck8 years ago
Blazblue Rachael?

LogicWizard3148 years ago
WTF?

Happyfredt7 years ago
Same.(Logic wizard)

AllyKat8 years ago
Oddly specific

SkyDaVampire 9 years ago
Vampire? FUCK YEA

SkyDaVampire 9 years ago
I posted this 1 second ago. Why does it say 4 hrs ago..?

Silver_Savvy9 years ago
you cant even kiss your soul mate?!! i will not!!

Memeber9 years ago
chesire, NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.
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Rachael Snider12 years ago
If you can't interact with mortals where do you get your blood?

MANJUEGAZOS6 years ago
But wait, you"re inmortal
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Azure_King3 years ago
Can I make people vampire"s?

Lissa Trancy9 years ago
Make your familiars drain the blood from humans...

Crazygalaxyunicorn7 years ago
I could transform them into vampires

Doyee8 years ago
Do you get to be a bitch

Techno_Guy559 years ago
can I make one other person immortal too like my favourite youtuber to stop the boredom

SpungBob8 years ago
I REJECT MY HUMANITY! JOJO!

Inferno7279 years ago
Make stuffed people?

Methods5 years ago
So you turn into Rachael Alucard from Blaze Blue ....

Fleet_Admiral_Auto8 years ago
Well isn't that an obvious choice? Don't press it.

speedi999 years ago
Turn them to a vampire problem solved no boredom

PotterHead24687 years ago
Why in the hell would I want to become a vampire

Darth Derp9 years ago
My teddy bear army gets the blood for me, and they also get me any gaming device I want.

Toodles9 years ago
If Sebastian lives in the house it's fine by me

GBWYMaxwell7 years ago
Could I still bite them? Bite everyone I love to turn them immortal, so I can still hug them :3

dw4210 years ago
Had me at 'werewolf butler' xD Totally need one now....

Otaku Alex12 years ago
And if I do meet mortals, I'll quote Korax from Hexen and say "Greetings, mortals. Are you ready to die?".

pressmedont1239 years ago
And what about sustenance. Also talking counts as interacting

RandomDude4209 years ago
Why would I want to be a stupid vampire?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Time to create the first vampiric werewolf and have no boredom! Plus you can make mortals vampires after drinking their blood so less boredom there too

Skyrm9 years ago
just find a way to make some one not a mortal

ShadowfangTC8 years ago
Becoming a vampire was the biggest downside to this.

Sammybub7 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON* SORRY NOT SORRY

WTFcomment10 years ago
I want to be a werewolf instead Aaahhhh I love werewolves....

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i create temporary immortality potions with my powers from another button; then i can get women.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
my familiars pick up stuff.

ThePIKAMINIT7 years ago
No way you came up with this on your own.
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