Will You Press The Button?

ana_de_kuzma 4 years ago

well then i could understand how could i escape that room

235x0 2 years ago

you could probably force reincarnate yourself without losing your memories if you know how the universe works. And possibly reach/breach other universes.

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago

If you had all knowledge, you can figure a way to get out of the physio ward and escape the police... learn how to fly and breath on different planets... you could learn how to become a god and bend people at your will or start a new human race :D

Chloe_Spamton 3 years ago

There is a mind blown emoji: 🤯

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7_Year_Old_Press_the_Button_Enthusiast 5 years ago

Please help me. I am incredibly suicidal. Just yesterday, I slit the insides of my stomach creating 3 internal, open wounds that haven't healed. Please. I need help. My parents refuse to drive me to a hospital, and they took away any tool I could have to c... [Show full comment]

CHINA45 last year

bro还好吗

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TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

If I'm really that smart then I would know that everyone is too stupid to believe me and I'd keep my mouth shut. I am not going to FUCKING kill myself!

Rozuwu 5 years ago

That"s not an option !nthe button"s rules are the button"s rules

Setsuna Seiei 13 years ago

If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc... [Show full comment]

AceOfQuantum 5 years ago

They just said "the secrets of the universe" you"re expecting the secrets of the universe to be some ancient scroll that when you read you will become a god. If you were alive a few decades ago the secrets of the universe would be surface tension, nuclear... [Show full comment]

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Keriko 11 years ago

So you die by hanging your self DOSNT SAY IN THE WARD but suicide....I can live with that

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

You can live with death?... WHAT!?!

Toki Vick 13 years ago

42, your argument is invalid

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

* won the lottery

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ShetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay 7 years ago

Who says I share my secrets?

TrinityPadill1987 11 years ago

OK THATS REALLY SPECIFIC!! WHY HANG MYSELF?? WHY NOT JUST STAY THERE AND NOT KILL MYSELF

the.coronach 11 years ago

what would even be the point? besides, knowing stuff just steals up all the goddamn miracles out of life like a motherfucking thief.

JFGChorsebackrider 11 years ago

That would be scary knowing that and you would be punished for telling the truth, no thank you.

FungusFreak 2 years ago

So basically Cassandra but worse. ... Absolutely NOT.

robo21fegget 12 years ago

Rule number one of being a hunter: keep your mouth shut.

Mike9090 9 years ago

So basically you become a depressive super nerd? No thanks. (No hate to nerds but depression isn't fun)

rammm 3 years ago

Having no one believe anything you say just means that you would always need to speak in opposites to get a point across. This also means that to get out of the ward all I would need to do is say "I'm meant to be here, and it is a bad idea to let me out" w... [Show full comment]

Lia Kim 13 years ago

did you mean: Cassandra or Professor Trelawney?

Ajal 9 years ago

My pickup truck is a koenigsegg one:1

Ajal 9 years ago

Wrong post i accidently skipped the last one

EaSnowPw 10 years ago

This is dark lol

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago

LOOPHOLE, you keep the secrets to yourself

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

What is it with the "you gain knowledge of the universe but you can't tell anyone about it" scenarios? Even if people did listen to you they wouldn't care, so what"s the point?

kamit 13 days ago

So does that mean I can find a way to escape?

CelinaNyan 11 years ago

welp that got dark... very quick... quack

Yo_tengo 8 years ago

You know I will first write a book about it, ANONYMOUSLY and sell it and post on the internet , they may lock me up , but once they studied it right they would understand me!

brreely 11 years ago

But isn't that the greatest thing a person could ever achieve in their life?? There is no other life that could hold a greater meaning that unlocking the secrets of the universe right I'd take it

Lzke 9 years ago

Step 1: press the button Step 2: write a book about this shit (make it sound like you"re trolling Step 3:??? Step 4: profit

Klarix 11 years ago

How can you die if you unlock the secret of the universe? Or the universe itself is just dull to live in

z16 2 years ago

Man I already have this power

Christofle Valiant Sangkanparan 13 years ago

just say yes and then everything will be **** up

Caden.miles 11 years ago

I have always wondered about the illuminati

ranboomba 4 years ago

just don't tell nobody

Zacattac 10 years ago

pretend to kill myself tricking button then escape because i have the knowledge too and then do what the top comment says and become god amongst men.

Mixofmax 7 years ago

Well... I do, but no one believes me anyways. so what"s the point?

#RedBeanBun 11 years ago

Wow, that took a turn xD

Kaulau 11 years ago

The meaning of the universe is 42.DUUUUUH!

CodeNameJ700 last year

That's what those Mid ages people do on those scientists who discovered the truth...

Lazy Kitty 12 years ago

So I basically have unlimited knowledge? Knowledge is power. So I'll have POOOOOWER! UNLIMITED POWER!

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

if im smart i would know how to get out

PerDaDer 11 years ago

JESUS!?!!

Kingpigaxe 3 years ago

just don’t tell anyone

Zuleika Lakhani 13 years ago

the doctor

CaptainMorgan86 9 years ago

Uggggghhhhhhhh fuck you

Riyosha 10 years ago

If no one believes you, just don't tell anyone. There you go, you're a fucking genius and no one knows. You can destroy galaxies. You're like Rick from Rick and Morty.