Will You Press The Button?

235x011 months ago

you could probably force reincarnate yourself without losing your memories if you know how the universe works. And possibly reach/breach other universes.

ana_de_kuzma2 years ago

well then i could understand how could i escape that room

7_Year_Old_Press_the_Button_Enthusiast4 years ago

Please help me. I am incredibly suicidal. Just yesterday, I slit the insides of my stomach creating 3 internal, open wounds that haven't healed. Please. I need help. My parents refuse to drive me to a hospital, and they took away any tool I could have to c...[Show full comment]

SLUSHYMACHINElast year

If you go to school or a workplace, call the ambulance from there.

DriftingSalmon 9 years ago

If you had all knowledge, you can figure a way to get out of the physio ward and escape the police... learn how to fly and breath on different planets... you could learn how to become a god and bend people at your will or start a new human race :D

The_Great_Papyrus_last year

There is a mind blown emoji: 🤯

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TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

If I'm really that smart then I would know that everyone is too stupid to believe me and I'd keep my mouth shut. I am not going to FUCKING kill myself!

Rozuwu3 years ago

That"s not an option !nthe button"s rules are the button"s rules

Setsuna Seiei12 years ago

If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc...[Show full comment]

AceOfQuantum4 years ago

They just said "the secrets of the universe" you"re expecting the secrets of the universe to be some ancient scroll that when you read you will become a god. If you were alive a few decades ago the secrets of the universe would be surface tension, nuclear...[Show full comment]

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Keriko9 years ago

So you die by hanging your self DOSNT SAY IN THE WARD but suicide....I can live with that

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

You can live with death?... WHAT!?!

Toki Vick12 years ago

42, your argument is invalid

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

* won the lottery

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Orangegal10 years ago

Hello person named yourself. I will put you out of you'd misery you said you had

ArcheryAce7 years ago

If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc...[Show full comment]

TheKingLucario9 years ago

Infinate knowledge should never be unlocked for it could change your personality completely

JoeyC8 years ago

With all knowledge I can find a loophole...

pressmedont1239 years ago

They do say ignorance is bliss

Devin Locke12 years ago

I would want to know, regardless of the retributions that would ensue.

Miguel Garduno9 years ago

No point of this....at all

SuperSkull3 years ago

What if I dont tell anybody

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

2+2=4 but does not equal fish.....~yay~

DA-WAE5 years ago

Hey foreignreptile, technically that is correct

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edHerman6 years ago

Gah

Yolo4209 years ago

Then I wont share the universes secrets.

That one commenter9 years ago

who needs secrets if no one believes you anyway.?plus your gonna die too..

Deweedos9 years ago

I would keep my mouth shut.

Muv22HD5 months ago

couldnt care less about this universe this is stupid

Justinfab11 years ago

i would..... just not kill my self that or just not tell any one p-p

ChloeStanford7 years ago

This reminds me of the fic A Splitting Of The Mind, anyone else? No? Okay then *slowly backs away*

grene dae8 years ago

I don't want to magically know and understand the secrets of the universe. I want to figure them out myself, I want to explore them, piece for piece, planet for planet, deep sky object for deep sky object, galaxy for galaxy, formula for formula, concept for concept.

Masterofwolfzzz9 years ago

of course i will do it i will be in peace with the world

Kris_wolf9 years ago

WHAT ZE ACTUAL FUCK!.... excuse my French

King11719 years ago

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thebuttonman74 years ago

so, I̸̻̐ ̵͔̕c̵͔̈́ä̸͎n̸̻̈́ ̶̛̱c̷̣͌r̵̖̽e̶̡̽ă̶̺t̷̼͗ē̶͈ ̷̟͛b̸͜͝ĺ̶̜a̴̰͑c̸̩͂k̴̯̎h̸̛̞o̶̗͠l̶̫̚e̵̘͛s̸̩̑ ̷̺́f̵̬́ȑ̴̥o̸̙͒ḿ̵̤ ̸̻̈́m̶̮̽ÿ̸̧́ ̸͍̄b̷̻͊ĺ̷̹o̴̪͗o̷͕͘d̵̤̅?̷̳̀

Mickle10 years ago

The heck?

densch7 years ago

what would I care about my clothes? When I am practically god? :-D

Chase Queentry12 years ago

What if all people in psychiatric wards...

G3nius_mlg8 years ago

Why would you hang yourself you have knowledge of the universe which means that you can escape it without getting caught and do anything else without getting caught

_SaileZ9 years ago

I wont tell anyone about it

Jones.HeHeHeHa10 months ago

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NHLic8 years ago

It is time for science!!

Snowflake2969 years ago

Easy choice

Sailor_Mercury3 years ago

Is the hanging necessary? Or even if i dont tell anyone i wont have to worry about everything else, but then again, its dreadful knowing the secrets.

the.coronach9 years ago

what would even be the point? besides, knowing stuff just steals up all the goddamn miracles out of life like a motherfucking thief.

ShetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay6 years ago

Who says I share my secrets?

TrinityPadill19879 years ago

OK THATS REALLY SPECIFIC!! WHY HANG MYSELF?? WHY NOT JUST STAY THERE AND NOT KILL MYSELF

Mike90907 years ago

So basically you become a depressive super nerd? No thanks. (No hate to nerds but depression isn't fun)

JFGChorsebackrider9 years ago

That would be scary knowing that and you would be punished for telling the truth, no thank you.

FungusFreak5 months ago

So basically Cassandra but worse. ... Absolutely NOT.

robo21fegget11 years ago

Rule number one of being a hunter: keep your mouth shut.

rammmlast year

Having no one believe anything you say just means that you would always need to speak in opposites to get a point across. This also means that to get out of the ward all I would need to do is say "I'm meant to be here, and it is a bad idea to let me out" w...[Show full comment]

Lia Kim12 years ago

did you mean: Cassandra or Professor Trelawney?

Ajal8 years ago

My pickup truck is a koenigsegg one:1

Ajal8 years ago

Wrong post i accidently skipped the last one

ThePaulDude4 years ago

What is it with the "you gain knowledge of the universe but you can't tell anyone about it" scenarios? Even if people did listen to you they wouldn't care, so what"s the point?

EaSnowPw 9 years ago

This is dark lol

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