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EliteX9 years ago

howabout you get shape-shifting powers and every time you getb shorter you grow yourself

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

shapeshifting that resets your height all the time

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snidbert648 years ago

"Superpower of your choice" buttons always have exploitable loopholes. I choose the ability to create, from thin air, a magical wish-granting device. My first wish with this device is to be one inch taller.

Dat1Buttonpresser19 days ago

big brain

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Will Howard12 years ago

the power to grow two inches

Tocatac4 years ago

the power to have any power i want, and then I just choose the power to grow whenever I lose height

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Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

Superpower of all superpowers

oaker9 years ago

shapeshifting, you can make yourself taller so you wouldn't be affected

JohnnyAltamirano7 years ago

I choose the power to shift shapes so I can do anything from changing into a plane or masking me look sex to adding an inch or two

Steakeater347 years ago

What if your really tall

DemonicalDragon7 years ago

The power to be a living and see able ghost, 1 you can't die. 2 you can't age and so probably shape shift. 3 if you can shape shift, shape shift back in to your original length. 4 you can troll friends by going invisible and dropping things on their heads. 5 PROFIT!!!!

Chocolatepig1018 years ago

I'm already really tall so i don't care

Scott Scott12 years ago

PEOPLE, THIS BUTTON WORKED!!!! Now I can grow ONE INCH tall whenever I want!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Redstoner2017 r/thatsthejoke

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JackRock8 years ago

my power nullifies this effect

KCAphmau8 years ago

I dont care i will have wind power and i will be aswom

MelonHamster9 years ago

High heels that are comfortable

Michael J Caboose12 years ago

The power to change form, including attributes.

Jonathan James Green12 years ago

I'm already short for a man, I can't lose any more stature!

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

I'd pick the power to adjust my height at will. Give Godzilla a few broken teeth XD

SceptileandMew5 years ago

But Godzilla is a hero in the second and third film though. Godzilla is only a bad guy in the original.

Emmaleehall11 years ago

I'm already short enough

Mixmaster7 years ago

Shape shifting

Awesomo2369 years ago

HMM IVE HEARD THIS SOMWHERE BEFORE

Instakill8 years ago

The power to be as tall as I like

Guason9 years ago

If your superpower includes shapeshifting or matter manipulation, it really doesn't matter if you get shorter.

ihaveAphobiaOfBlackslast year

microphilia MFers when they see this button:

Button Pusher #13379 years ago

Depends what you mean by "shorter"

gedromgamer9 years ago

no,thanks

Zacattac8 years ago

create matter out of nothing create machine/cream/etc... that makes me taller then create whatever i want

GodDammitBilly9 years ago

My super power is size altering

cybro9743 years ago

Being able to grow and shrink things at my command.

Zacattac9 years ago

get super strength in my frame (very skinny) and since id be always using that i would only lose one inch and I'm still growing a bit i hope so i will gain it back

Travis Heinicke12 years ago

Mighty Mouse bitches...

Mech577 years ago

The power the grow however tall I"d like without the consequences of my organs bursting and things like that

gagedude899 years ago

The power to have control of all super powers and your height

TheMagiAlchemist10 years ago

Pvt Doughnut has the right idea.

markinator144 years ago

what if you just dont use this power and take it and only use it as a last resort

TheCameronMaster4649 years ago

the power to GROW 4567834659456793427168 inches tall

SBURBIAN9 years ago

you mean the power to pick up the sun like a golf ball?

XXX_DARKMAGIK_XXX9 years ago

Eh I'm already short

Wildflower7 years ago

My power is elastic

Mikael19 years ago

Hey

DomZ1278 years ago

My superpower is... and making me 1 inch taller. That was my list.

XxMLG420BlazingxX9 years ago

I'd have giant so I don't shorten

suomisauna9 years ago

use gaster blasters until u are sans

epicsans9 years ago

Hell yea buddy

Caleb McMahan10 years ago

the ability to grow 2 inches

7Luke7778 years ago

Have a growing power

Ray Marc9 years ago

An inch how? And what if my power is to change my physical size?

Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago

The power to transform.... I would transform tall based on the laws of physics I will never shrink

Lis_Klock7 years ago

Am I finnaly not "that big girl" anymore

LiorAZDilmma9 years ago

i want to shrink so it doesn't matter!=3

ImFromBeta4 years ago

Loophole: gain to power to have any power you choose. Then gain the power to have multiple powers. That way, you would have the power you want and the power to control your height.

_BooperDooper_9 years ago

My Dream is to be shorted so I see no downside

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago

great, now I'm ant man

Waffles9 years ago

Super power to be taller

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