You can have sex with your celebrity crush anytime you want without contracting any diseases.
but
Your celebrity crush complains and talks too much every time you have sex.
I will not


KataDark4 months ago
No...

BrolyFromGartenOfBanBanlast year
Still no downside to pressing it

Tabutcher9 years ago
Wait, do i have to have sex? Can i just have morgan freeman talk to me and call it a day?

alexriveraced7 years ago
Ikr! I"d rather get Morgan Freeman to narrate my life instead of having most likely unpleasant sex with someone. Plus, I don't have a celebrity crush so.. Morgan Freeman narrating my life sounds better lol
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skilaros10 years ago
Ariana grande! She can talk as much as she want i don't care, she has a pretty face and the most world rounded ass in the universe. Yeahh I'm horny now...

Murdoc_Niccals9 months ago
Um okay, been nine years since you've posted this

LockOfTheJails9 years ago
She could be talking about the sex and how she wants it harder

Oddsout7 years ago
I'm 8

iknowwhatyouare9 months ago
get out

Jazz Jennings12 years ago
Benedict Cumberbatch and Matt Smith I see no downside to this?

MegaDoge7 years ago
Dude I'm only ten!
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Meri8 years ago
I'm ace...

BlueMilk4 years ago
same
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Shirokun8 years ago
I'm too young and I don't know ANY celebrities....

SmallDog1054 years ago
Rick Astley.

MilesTails8 years ago
I have no celebrity crush...fml

FunArtist10098 years ago
I will be your celebrity crush 😉👅💜

Happyhaby8 years ago
Rolly Taylor Swift

Happyhaby8 years ago
I do a girl completely complaining about sex

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Alexander Vellev Bonde12 years ago
Dosen't matter had sex. ;)

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
U mean mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen abd not mine?

SkarmoryAmber8 years ago
*Ace laughter in the background*

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
fuck yea! just without the fuck ;}
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ArcanusShadowborne8 years ago
Just stick it in her mouth - problem solved

BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago
Do waifus count?

Breezy4209 years ago
i really don't care about people talking just as long as a get to fuck someone

Kalin Popov12 years ago
One word: Earplugs

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Or better still, ball gag.
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Helena Smith12 years ago
Oh doctor ...! Oh Sherlock!

Russell10 years ago
Oh god1

Hammy Sung12 years ago
I'd be too good in bed. The only sounds coming out of their mouths would be moans =]

JuanRuizJr8 years ago
Keep telling yourself that, you might start to believe it
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Craig W. Smith12 years ago
I don't just have one crush, can I fuck them all? They can talk and complain all they want... I'm used to it!

Sylwia Wasilewska12 years ago
I see no downside because his voice is amazing :D

abcx9 years ago
Darth Vader?
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IronWolf21039 years ago
I wouldn't care I would just concentrate on having sex

gennerx9 years ago
So like every other woman in my life then.....

Catstiel_Winchespurr10 years ago
Jensen Ackles can talk and complain all he wants, his voice is sexy

iknowwhatyouare9 months ago
i know what you are

lunarose8 years ago
ever heard of a ball gag?

Dayna Morris12 years ago
If I'm banging Chris Pine, that boy better talk during sex

Dominoo9 years ago
Katty Perry i'am coming

FUCKu8 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Alexandra Love12 years ago
I have no problems with this, haha, the talkin is easy to change

YoItsAlex9 years ago
Y-yukii San wolud not do that wolud he?!

appledashmotherfucker3 years ago
I don't really see any downside

BenderBeer10 years ago
Oral sex.

ethan_kirk79 years ago
Lindsey Lohan?

Samaugsch7 years ago
So just don’t have sex with your celebrity crush during the times you don’t want to deal with his/her complaining or talking.

~Wave~length~10 years ago
What celebrity crush? The one I don't have?

saraisnotonfire8 years ago
all British people complain wats the point

Yetiq10 years ago
fuck her in the mouth and everything's good :D

Bulletproof9 years ago
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JordanDaBest2329 years ago
ERROR-NODOWNSIDEALERT

nonono02 years ago
y'all weird 💀

Ray Marc10 years ago
They can complain... Because i wudnt be the one puttin in the work. GRIND bitch!

Zade Hawkins12 years ago
Helen Keller?

parun4 years ago
She"d be fucked to hard to talk

Blood10 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Descuff8 years ago
Sex with Olly Alexander? Sure.

Morgan Tangent12 years ago
thats what gags are for. :D
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