Will You Press The Button?

devastatar63610 years ago

Free snacks? So do drinks count? If so, who gives a crap about outside? There's nasty stuff like grass, and trees, and sunlight, and (shudder) fresh air out there!

PatterTheNa3 years ago

Open your window for air and sunlight

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insertfandom8 years ago

I can build a tunnel system that leads to all of my favourite places and then I can re-create my favourite outdoor scenes

Tspoon9158 years ago

Win win

Sponska10 years ago

What's "outside"?

Maypaws4 years ago

Perhaps it"s an abbreviation for an anime title?

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Kayla Egeln12 years ago

we already do this

banana_man15395 years ago

bro i do the same lol

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acctocorrectu8 years ago

Outside as in no going to space. We"re inside an atmosphere m

yay10 years ago

i simply get to own the internet with free snacks just by living how i already do

PandaMcBoss1099 years ago

Win win

ApexSpice8 years ago

Doesn't matter if u don't go outside I mean I have been using this app for the last 3 hours

rc432210 years ago

got the ability to teleport from another button so no downside

GamingBro_Zack9 years ago

You still cant teleport outside XD

Silas Harris12 years ago

Pssht. I don't go outside. There's people and wind out there.

LittleSpider134 years ago

And mosquitoes and flies and trees and bees... do you want me to continue?

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XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago

If I owned the entire internet, I would be a trillionaire.

PercyJackson8 years ago

call of duty players be like

heythereimcharlie8 years ago

1-love the screenname 2-yay cod!

Master_gamerSWE059 years ago

i can drive out side

thelocalcannon9 years ago

own a MASSIVE mansion thats 100 miles by 100 miles, and has rides inside, sell the snacks for the money own all companies of the world, mass domination

Unknownzz9 years ago

call the outside world as inside and you can go out #LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude5 years ago

No, because logic overrules stupidity.

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drstrange9 years ago

YAY I GET TO FIGHT THE MASTER, DAVROS, AND THE DOCTOR HAH!

brosephdudeguy10 years ago

Where's the downside?????

TwistyFreshNips9 years ago

That became so dark, so quickly

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AssHar8 years ago

I have internet access if that"s what you mean. Because you don't just "Own the internet" free snacks sound good thogh :D

HomuraAkemi10 years ago

I kill witches for a living

pixieslayer9 years ago

The sun causes wrinkles

GoldBloodedBeast10 years ago

oh no thE HORROR *mashes button aggressively*

AbsolutelyPathethiccAndVeryDisappointingFailureWhoLikesCatsMoreThanDogs0112358137 years ago

Who"s side?

Notch9 years ago

Dats my life

Abel Ironsides12 years ago

If I can own the thing, why would I need to go outside? Just get myself a nicer place and bang.

Deer49556 months ago

Does inside a vehicle count as outside? Also, openable windows, assuming by owning the Internet I'd be able to get money, I'd be fine

Davynavy029 years ago

JUST DO IT

eliasw12311 years ago

YESSSSS

[email protected]9 years ago

Fuck yes!

Serif-the-god-of-Insanity8 years ago

At this point outside is fading form existence

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Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago

I mean, it"s not like do that already . . . *awkward laughter*

FoxyDoesGaming10 years ago

No downside... /: srsly...

PoloMartino3 years ago

Very bad for the health.

AWeirdo9 years ago

The outside is so scary,I'd never go out there!

Miku Jet-black Zatsune12 years ago

I like snack and web. but also swimming and carnivals too

Prestige10769 years ago

What the heck is the point of going outside. wiht online shopping and shipping, you never have to go anywhere, and there are peopl grass and sunshine outside... *shivers* horrifying

Leahcim22010 years ago

Whatever I ain't even nad bro

Dexagon4 years ago

*cough* .....what?

key cat9 years ago

I have never heard this ou--tside. All I know is internet..

Janae Jones12 years ago

the only differences are that i dont own the internet and no free snacks

Mr_tuxed08 years ago

This is me already.

NJWeirdo10 years ago

nah. id get too many complaints. i dont need to own the net to use the shit the way i already do.i like free snacks tho. but if it breaks down its on my head.

Iwillfindloopholes10 years ago

I have no life anyway.

Madison_button7 years ago

Oh no hell no ill be dead by saturday

kjuds9 years ago

how many people hate the outside i used to be kicked out of the house till supper but i didnt care it was fun

heythereimcharlie8 years ago

I already Dont go outside soooooo......... No downside?

Henning10 years ago

Open ari pavilion

TheSirRyan559 years ago

What is downside... no travel Wish i thought of that

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Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago

Introversion up 18% - Extroversion down 24%

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