Will You Press The Button?

SwampMaster2160 5 years ago

The first thing I would do is dissolve the company.

Cody Stumma 13 years ago

I don't see the problem. It's a win-win.

Blueowlofgog 5 years ago

No problem with that win- win

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MAYONESA 8 years ago

Are you a potato? That"s already the situation. Well, not really, he has "multi-accounts" and sells them to russia

Panifex 9 years ago

Make tons of money and not have to deal with this "social media" crap... That sounds like a win-won

Panifex 9 years ago

*win-win

DragonMaster537 9 years ago

I don't use facebook so the way I see it I am just getting a random check every month

ApexSpice 10 years ago

I had a life once then some1 told me to get a Facebook account

natmine 11 years ago

I don't use Facebook

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

yah cuz fuck facebook and all the random people trying to be your friend the creeps

Awesome32123 11 years ago

Win/Win. Who cares about Facebook.

Genesis Martin 13 years ago

There's always tumblr

Milkywae 6 years ago

There"s always twitter

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Sarah Cartan 13 years ago

What if I already have one?

idiot_9999999999999999999 6 years ago

instagram, baby

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Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

There is no need to use capitals at the start of basically every word, it looks stupid. Also there is an apostrophe needed in can't, it is there to show there is a letter missing.

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago

lOk, wE GiT iT BUT SOmE pLp dOnT CaR. dEL W/ It.

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Bread Cake 13 years ago

This is literally the best thing that could possibly happen

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

Don't want a facebook account and I could make millions.

GoogleSlayStore 11 years ago

Sounds good to me

JackJACK 4 months ago

First thing would shut Down Facebook Forever,Thanks me later.

doomstar9093 10 years ago

i dont even use facebook=free money

Simon Peperkamp 13 years ago

Use others accounts. And fuck their lives over.

shreklover 8 years ago

time to shut it down, sorry mom

scampdog 11 years ago

WIN WIN

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

First thing I’m doing as CEO is rebranding Threads as Twitter to screw over “X” (why was it ever changed? Twitter was fine). The second thing I’m doing as CEO is resigning.

Toodles 11 years ago

I honestly don't use my Facebook account...

Mostly_Factual 9 years ago

Why would you even want one? Imagine all the spam Zuckerberg gets, I bet he wishes he never made one.

recon9896 11 years ago

who needs a facebook account when you're loaded

sammita_juku 10 years ago

Don't even use Facebook. So I"d basically just get a lot of money. Cool.

fagridocska 11 years ago

Cool. Get money but not the bull**** on facebook.

Zer0billion 9 years ago

I don't use it anyway.......

xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago

I never use Facebook........ I use Google+

User2845 10 years ago

I dont have a facebook account ....

iamadouchebag 12 years ago

Destroy Facebook

GlitchySphere40 5 years ago

I'm 14 I'm never gonna use facebook

GloKnife 11 years ago

Jokes on you... I HATE FACEBOOK> #TEAMTWITTER

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago

I'd use my bourg powers to make sure that Facebook doesn't become the creepfest it is, and turn it into a site where you can stay anonymous if you want to and remove the data mining stuff. Then I'd just hand the means of production down to the employees wh... [Show full comment]