You will have every wish granted. (Except to get out of the downside)
but
In 100 years you will die painfully and slowly.
I will not


minimegaman0906 months ago
I wish that I could wish to get out of the downside

theguytholast year
In 100 years I will die, but I am not entitled to die that way. It’s stunt devil time

StudiousFinger12310 months ago
what on earth does this mean

Benjamin Thompson12 years ago
I wish that you guys could unwish the down side, you're welcome.

idktbhlol2 years ago
I have an idea wish for my sister to have the power to wish and have her do it for everyone who wished so our hero doesn't have to use the wish and my sister wont die a painfull slow death because she did not do the but part
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Slayer225219 years ago
Instant reincarnation+ not feel pain

Personwithagun2 years ago
That’s what I was going to say. Wish to not feel pain
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KindaOP7 years ago
Then wish to edit the upside to "You will get every wish granted"

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Your ACTUALLY using your head & yet the top comment was made by an idiot who can't even read.

TheDarkPants8 years ago
I"d die anyway in 100 years so if i get all my wishes until then its girls cars money

Moina2 years ago
No no no, the simpler solution is too freeze the passage of time but not anything/ anyone else with godlike reality bending powers

Rozeya66 years ago
You will wish for them to let you wish to take away the down side. #hard but funny loophole

Thegoingbomb3 years ago
it said you cant do that

Awesome321239 years ago
I don't want every wish granted, that would include my death. I don't even get to choose the wishes.

Zalaxci7 years ago
Just kill yourself before that.

Jon Hughes12 years ago
I'd just kill myself before 100 years.

hhhhuuuuuuuu4 years ago
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Etamin9 years ago
I wish to have neverending wishes.

Austin Landaeta12 years ago
Too much power for one man

Endel Maas12 years ago
just wih they would revive you after diing and then wish immortality

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
If I want to continue living after that long, I will wish to resurrect in full health. If I don't, I'll just kill myself the old fashioned way.

WatermellonChainsaw9 years ago
Just wish for the power to control when you die.

Michael Auriemma12 years ago
after 99 years are up I wish for a time machine and go back in time to stop myself from pushing the button but before I stop myself I wish that my past self has all the memories and experiences I had during those 99 years

KaroKukec8 years ago
One of my wish would be to dont feel any pain 😂

noahbajoah9 years ago
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lehbibi8 years ago
just commit suicide in 99 yrs..... problem solved

ShadowMarco8 years ago
you can't, something will happen so you can't commit suicide, you will eventually die in that way, you can't change that

EricTheBuck9 years ago
100 year's is much ;)

Shaunethomas8 years ago
I wish the downside never existed

Nacho Supreme 9 years ago
How do you know that you're going to live another 100 years

Max044 years ago
Could litteraly Safe everyone from every possible danger and kms at age 99

FUCKING USERNAMES9 years ago
I wish to be immortal.

ShadowMarco8 years ago
you can't

dr.doom1239 years ago
1st wish painlessly die in 99 years and 364 days then get revived completely with no down side exactly as i was

EineKartoffel7 years ago
Wish to still be able to wish for things after death. Additionally, wish to not fear your coming fate. Wish that you'll be mentally prepared for it.

Nana282469 years ago
+awesome32123 right? I wasn't even noticing that also that means not only would I not have my choice for wishes but I also die painfully and slowly? Pfft give me a gun i'll kill myself!

Johnathan Kesteris12 years ago
My last wish will be to live forever.

Crazzygamer164 years ago
Pain killers

Chloe_SantaToast9 years ago
in a hundred years i would be the longest human to ever live xD so yessssss

hundredknight10 years ago
emerald you should read the upside very carefully

loopholes_are_amazing8 years ago
100 years! I'll live until I'm 111! Great!

andrewplays49 years ago
everyone that old dies like that

BobbyMcslobby8 years ago
My dog farted

Di5tur8ed9 years ago
I'll off myself before the 100 years are up

hallb10168 years ago
Simple, kill myself first. No wish there.

mari_amor9 years ago
i wish that i can die fastly and i wish that i cant feel pain GOAL!!

Zacattac8 years ago
so in 99 years ill wish for an extremely fast and painless death

Poyvushy9 years ago
Wish to be reincarnated after I die with the same upside but without the downside.

psusd.ru9 years ago
I would wish that the wish Restriction did not exist.

Lord Hydra10 years ago
Crazy Kile you idiot, it specifically tells you that the downside cannot be negated.

BenTino2 years ago
i would die befor 100 think smarter bitch

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
Before this one was created, I wished that no downsides existed.

ThePredicament9 years ago
I wish to have the power to die whenever the hell i want

CometStreak7 years ago
Respawns! Yee! Also the love for the feeling of when that happens. No negatives now, because dying slowly and painfully becomes the best ever experience and I respawn afterwards.

Adrian Ngai9 years ago
Well, 100 years is fine with me. Longer than I'll live anyway, so why not?

BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll be dead in much less than a hundred years anyway, so, sure, I'm taking it!

NineNines9 years ago
Commit suicide when theres 1min remaining in 100 years

PANICSEEKER7 years ago
an minute before your 100th birthday, just suicide
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