You can make anyone you want like you simply by talking to them.
but
You have to take a deep breath after every word you ever speak.
I will not


ShadowDragon23659 years ago
MARTY... WE.. HAVE.. TO.. GO... BACK.. TO.. THE... FUTURE

Timelypat8 years ago
No, he means Marty.
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J-tallica_19 years ago
This is hilarious, THIS......IS......SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!! Now anyone likes me Person 1:Hey,get outta here punk. Me:THIS....IS......SPARTAAAAAAA!!!! Person: You're a nice guy Girl 1:I'm out of your league,go away. Me:THIS......IS.......SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA...[Show full comment]

cfrancisco254 years ago
lol
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deadgirl3443 9 years ago
I......don't.......care........if........people.........like...........me........or.........not

GarryGrim9 years ago
I *GASP* only *GASP* say *GASP* short *GASP* sentences *GASP* anyway *GASP*.

Migdin18 years ago
I dont understand, please explain in many long sentences.

Survival Toast9 years ago
I don't talk i use WhatsApp

Adofl Hilter12 years ago
Malcolm.........this..........is............a bad.............ideaa

EmGem8 years ago
@Adofl Hitler If you keep going like this you"re gonna have a B A D T I M E Like if you understand the reference
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putkin9 years ago
I...will...allwais..be....an....assholle....:D you....like...me...anyway

Boost6349 years ago
does anyone play animal jam

Fierceclaws7 years ago
not anymore, no
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LucarioKidJR7 years ago
This will help me in a job Interview, right?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 years ago
If the person asks why your taking deep breaths tell them you have a breathing problem.

DaNintendpro20169 years ago
Ha........ha..........this........,.,is........so.........funny.......lol

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago
Stevie sorry.

Taylor Leggett12 years ago
like stevie from malcom in the middle

Junko-Enoshima8 years ago
Yes! At least a few people get this

Kevin Leonhard Haugen12 years ago
what if i say hellohowareyou in one word C:

Chief20Tribe20 9 years ago
They might not understand

Geoff Kidder12 years ago
I tried this at work for shits, and I almost passed out. No thanks...

Luis Angel Diaz9 years ago
OK ** IT ** WOULD ** BE ** JUST ** LIKE ** TALKING ** AFTER ** YOU ** RAN ** SOME ** WHERE ** IN ** A ** HURRY ** TO ** DO ** SOME ** THING ** QUICKLY ** AND ** YOU ** NEED ** TO ** CATCH ** YOUR ** BREATH **

hatgirl52529 years ago
I can already do that. I can also make someone hate my guts with only me disliking them. I'm a master at getting into people's heads an twisting them to my will. It's fun and useful. XD The only people it doesn't work on is the ones who have the same ty...[Show full comment]

RoseThorne8 years ago
I don't speak much except to say hi.

Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
i can't believe someone else got the stevie thing

IkeyIlex3 years ago
Malcom in the Middle called!

Shotgun_bros8 years ago
So become Obama

LoopholesEverywhere8 years ago
Not at all.

FaalSivaas6 years ago
Do I have to be in a wheelchair too?

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Hi......

lolololol1009 years ago
you cant rap or sing propely EVER AGAIN!!!

Lord Hydra10 years ago
They never said how long it had to be.

JarcraftedGamer8 years ago
I *Gasp* didn't *Gasp* push *Gasp* the *Gasp* Button *Gasp*

Dark224 years ago
You.......Were.....supposed......to...........wait........for..........me..........at....the.....library

Mr.Sandman9 years ago
Do you only have to do it once?

Hydrow9 years ago
lol it would sound like im fingering myself as i speak to them xD

gooniegavin9 years ago
Get an inhaler

JTTHEGAMINGGOD17 years ago
They didn't say nothing about writing

looplolpop11 years ago
ASSUMING *gasp* DIRECT *phew* CONTROL!

AssassinBoi8 years ago
imagineallyourwordslikethissoitturnsintooneword.

Partiferous8 years ago
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uchiha Madara9 years ago
Thisquestionisdumbasshit*deep breath*Gofuckyourselfwithacucumber!

TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTB2 years ago
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SuperFox1359 years ago
What if you like someone but you can never talk to them?

BestChief5 years ago
Yare...........yare..........daze

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
What if I talk to someone on TWITTER? INSTAGRAM! HELL YEAH ILL JUST TYPE NOT SPEAK DUMBASS

Chrisfree14357 years ago
.... I don't want people having to breath REALLY hard every time they say a word. Every person I talk to is gonna do that! SO DON'T PRESS IT.

xXtheoneplayerXx9 years ago
No

Nour10 years ago
OK, say word, take a deep breath, never say the word word again

butterlord9 years ago
I...........don't.............mind

Mattdoherty8 years ago
I ..............don't.............want.............to..............be.............stevie

GodOfLasagne4 years ago
The only reason I would be concerned about the deep breath thing is because people would be mad at me for taking too long to speak. But everyone likes me. There is no downside.

benasourasrex8 years ago
Um typing

insnpngn9 years ago
I feel like they'd only be my friend just to not be the asshole that hates the person with a disability.

DJ Lionheart 9 years ago
Me: "Hey..." Dude: "Sup br-" Me: "Bro"

xCherrySoda9 years ago
thank you cameron nash.

Starseedchild7 years ago
I can use a computer program to talk and beside that I don't talk to much anyways.
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