Will You Press The Button?

13709566 4 months ago

永生不是好事，资源会被耗尽

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

Literally had this exact same dilemma that was worded differently.

KingAyjanswag 9 years ago

Enternal life means overpopulation

toomt 5 months ago

I’m genuinely stroggin it rn to this comment and pooping (girl btw)

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watermalone2006 10 years ago

God gives u eternal life if u worship and love him so there is no point here

Neotheater 6 months ago

Amen

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Batmanofdoom 10 years ago

Fuck humanity

yukari-akiyama 5 years ago

agreed

Soepkip13 10 years ago

But what if the source of eternal life is killing yoursel?

ThatKidWithASpoon 10 years ago

These people and their snarky loopholes

PheebTheDweeb 9 years ago

The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity, when the sun becomes a red giant and destroys our planet. That sounds like fun!

naga halomac 10 years ago

If you find the source for eternal life then you could also live forever as well

Wholocked 10 years ago

But surely eternal life isn't a good thing, the earth will overpopulate, so... What's the good thing to do?

PheebTheDweeb 9 years ago

also will the sun still one day swallow up the earth? The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity.

Senseless 10 years ago

I hate humanity sooo....

yukari-akiyama 5 years ago

yeah i know

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masonfromstatefarm 5 years ago

Upside?

NoraMaeve 10 years ago

Take it for the team. This button is assuming it exists.

XardeTheWarlord 8 years ago

Selfish ass question

Lexmine101 10 years ago

What is the source is to not die?!

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade; 10 years ago

You find the source of eternity and you allow you to have eternal life and you go to sacrifice yourself but hey, you cant cuz ur immortallll

Neotheater 6 months ago

Isn’t this what Jesus literally did?

ValarDohaeris 8 years ago

I'm not the kind to make the sacrifice play.... To pay down on a wire and let another person crawl over me. Is rather just cut the wire.

Bunger538 3 years ago

i have no enemies

The Unknown 10 years ago

... Like a Phantom

Rude 10 years ago

No. No. NO! Pfft, fuck that

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

If we all have eternal life I can’t die so downside negated

AnnYuClicks 8 years ago

Basically: you die for eternal life which equals to overpopulation. NICE.

Roadrepellent 10 years ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! If you find the the source of eternal life for all humans, that would include you, wouldn't it? So how would you die? Nothing makes sense in the world anymore! I need a lie down... *Snore* 3 hours later... Ah... I feel much better now!

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago

who"s taking one for the team?

bugmenot 10 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Dapperblook999 10 years ago

But do we deserve it?

WouldIPressTheButton last year

Fuck y’all, I’m not sharing shit

ItsAnAgressiveMeme 9 years ago

DARK SOULS REFERENCE AM I RIGHT BOY"S!

Weerwet 10 years ago

I have immeasurable amounts of empathy..... I just have no sympathy whatsoever. willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

Slimeboy22 5 years ago

I"d love that. I don't want people to know me. I don't want to be famous. I"d love that.

Nacas 7 years ago

Heh I was suicidal anyway. I didn't expect such a way to go.

Noobpoh 10 years ago

I don't care of my life

ADHDGamer123 8 years ago

I will keep it for myself so i dont have to die :p

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago

If you end all conflict, doesn't thatean we wouldn't have a point of existence. Life would be more meaningless than it is!

hvuy 2 years ago

像是守夜人吗

Donteverusetoilets 9 years ago

God is not real.

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere 6 years ago

how the hell are the stats almost equal

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Living forever would be terrible.

TurboxBurrito44 10 years ago

So what I hear is that I'm automatically going to heaven

Isaacluna24 8 years ago

I want to die anyway XD

Gif_ last year

Eternal Life is so close to impossible, it essentially is impossible.

DivaPrincess 8 years ago

Nope, I never dated yet got an iphone, I never did anything with my life yet, so

Youhug 10 years ago

Sadly, I wouldn't press the button... http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/331269

Qpsk 3 years ago

Gufhfj

Maddy3839 6 years ago

No one even cares about me soooo...

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

hmmm making 2 heavens one impossible or nearly impossible to go to now the other you get born in interesting

LiamJohnson 8 years ago

No just no mankind can just die for all I care

Shtina5 10 years ago

No thanks I like normal human existence

Yuki_Y 2 months ago

I'll have to say no not because it will cost my life but because it'll grant empathy to all people.

amazing spider monkey 10 years ago

fuck no, sacrifice my own life for humanity, im not that kind

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