Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic9 months ago

Literally had this exact same dilemma that was worded differently.

KingAyjanswag8 years ago

Enternal life means overpopulation

Ikbenmathijs5 years ago

Yeah but if we"d have eternal life people would start getting less kids and humanity would actually have enough time to colonize other planets

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watermalone20069 years ago

God gives u eternal life if u worship and love him so there is no point here

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDEARGODNO3 years ago

shut up that"s stupid

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Batmanofdoom9 years ago

Fuck humanity

yukari-akiyama4 years ago

agreed

Soepkip139 years ago

But what if the source of eternal life is killing yoursel?

ThatKidWithASpoon9 years ago

These people and their snarky loopholes

PheebTheDweeb8 years ago

The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity, when the sun becomes a red giant and destroys our planet. That sounds like fun!

naga halomac9 years ago

If you find the source for eternal life then you could also live forever as well

Wholocked9 years ago

But surely eternal life isn't a good thing, the earth will overpopulate, so... What's the good thing to do?

PheebTheDweeb8 years ago

also will the sun still one day swallow up the earth? The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity.

Senseless9 years ago

I hate humanity sooo....

yukari-akiyama4 years ago

yeah i know

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Little_Jamie8 years ago

I know right!

Corbannis5 years ago

U know we press a button to say no tho...

Nameless3097 years ago

A world where anyone dies from age is totally pointless! Just think about our resources, our space! This wotld is too little and too poor for something like this!

Iogic9 years ago

So my life...

KatBug7 years ago

50% didn’t push the button. Humanity doesn’t deserve the sacrifice the other 50% made

Jaxuriki9 years ago

If I find the source of eternal life, I'd apply it to myself immediately, so what's the catche again?

AllastroS488 years ago

Overpopulation would be our new threat

AkiSakTV9 years ago

I gona sava pipola B-| I know i say that wrong. Do not spam me now.

eh_wutevs9 years ago

SPAMS FOR DAYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZ

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Kamek714 years ago

I'll sacrifice myself when I'm 80 not 11 so 69 years to go! And I know some replies will probably say nice... yea u do that.

yukari-akiyama4 years ago

this is ur first, sorry man

Isaacluna247 years ago

I want to die anyway XD

SansTheLazybone9 years ago

lol.im eternal now.

SatanicPsycho6667 years ago

Eh not worth it

NARF9 years ago

I'll only press this if my life starts to suck... oh, wait. Nevermind.

ThatKidWithASpoon9 years ago

I'd press the button...the greater good theory

TheRealGlacadialast year

Take

ElevatorHobo698 years ago

no other human, just have a dog be sad for me so I don't go unmissed

Theyayeet4 years ago

Penis

rapp2378 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few - Spock

Your Man9 years ago

But I wanna fight =(

Dapperblook9999 years ago

Not to be a pessimist but I don't think that conflict will stop because of 3 things hate,different morals and beliefs, and lastly greed because the question says we feel empathy but that doesn't necessarily removes these emotions

ZBirenStha7 years ago

And increase population? No thanks..

Maharid5 months ago

Eternal Life + No Conflict = Overpopulation in at max 10 years or so = End of Humanity. NO.

Mellowclam7 years ago

God is undeniably real. How could living things come from an explosion? I have seen and done things that can only be explained by God. I know you grew up with your beliefs, so we shouldn’t hate each other for thinking something different.

â™¡â˜†RandomUserâ™¡â˜†9 years ago

I won't do it. I am a coward, honeslty.

NoraMaeve8 years ago

Take it for the team. This button is assuming it exists.

masonfromstatefarm4 years ago

Upside?

XardeTheWarlord6 years ago

Selfish ass question

Lexmine1019 years ago

What is the source is to not die?!

ValarDohaeris7 years ago

I'm not the kind to make the sacrifice play.... To pay down on a wire and let another person crawl over me. Is rather just cut the wire.

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

You find the source of eternity and you allow you to have eternal life and you go to sacrifice yourself but hey, you cant cuz ur immortallll

The Unknown9 years ago

... Like a Phantom

Bunger538last year

i have no enemies

Blackout-Button4 years ago

If we all have eternal life I can’t die so downside negated

Rude8 years ago

No. No. NO! Pfft, fuck that

Roadrepellent9 years ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! If you find the the source of eternal life for all humans, that would include you, wouldn't it? So how would you die? Nothing makes sense in the world anymore! I need a lie down... *Snore* 3 hours later... Ah... I feel much better now!