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32632 (37%) people have pressed this button, while 55821 (63%) did not.
Your religion of choice becomes a reality whether or not it was to begin with
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When you die, nothing happens to you, and you just rot in your grave while everyone else gets to experience the afterlife you made.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
This is so evil and academia

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago
My Lord Cthulhu will raise me from the dead.

phantastiic 11 years ago
I'm an athiest...

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
same here
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Codenamefirestarter 10 years ago
I think what no one thinks about is it is your religion which means you can create a perfect paradise or hell and I'd say unless you're selfish that would be a great sacrifice for a noble cause. Also you can become your own god so there's that-.-

Amanda Ellingson 13 years ago
So...what if an atheist press.ed the button...?

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago
They get to CHOSE what happens. It’s not that they don’t WANT there to be an after life, they just don’t think it exists.
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Talulha 6 years ago
Okay when I was young(er) I invented a religion where u worshipped this vanilla cupcake with strawberry frosting CupQuake and his sidekick called Creemee ( chocolate cake with whip cream) and I was obsessed and made a holy book and everything with awesome ... [Show full comment]

iddybiddylittleizzy13 10 years ago
my religion is fandoms

Kevin Egan 13 years ago
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Modernwelfare22 11 years ago
Yes ^

Prelude 8 years ago
Well, not pressing the botton will still have a happy ending.

Panifex 9 years ago
Sure. I would help humanity get into heaven

Giannaras 9 years ago
If I decide what religion is true I will make myself God and immortal

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I would make a religion where God helps the whole world while we are alive and in afterlife.

RED SKELETON 10 years ago
*maniacal laughtet* ohhh, oh your aaaalllll screwed.

tentativeTrickster 11 years ago
What if you strongly believe in bacon???

CCthecat 11 years ago
Baconism. Worship bacon...??

Rachael Snider 13 years ago
I'm gonna say no. I can only imagine how insufferable the followers of any religion (or any system of belief) would become if they were proven right. People are such fucktards already.

DarkEevee2 9 years ago
Ditto
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Jack00793 11 years ago
What if i'm atheist?

Christian GameGuy Mäerten 13 years ago
ATHEIST BITCHES. *press*

liam2003 10 years ago
technically it is a religion that is against religion (contradictory I know but still).
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Kostas O Gnwstos 13 years ago
i shal die for my people.

Spadehound 11 years ago
So if I lived in Australia and I believed in Jedism... Oh... Oh man... Oh god... Oh man... Oh god, Oh man, Oh god, Oh man, OH GOD YES

ProSlime2098 8 years ago
Bring the end awake azathoth

VVsilverVV 12 years ago
did you know ther is a jedi religion? in other words il get to make a darth vader and get force I AINT EVEN MAD

Scarletrose 2 years ago
The things I can do with this are much vaster than you think.

PinkieThePotato 11 years ago
I agree with Kostas O Gnwstos

jinyjinjin 9 years ago
What the fuck

James Fujita 13 years ago
Fails to take atheists into account.

Aussie_Otaku 10 years ago
Shine Bright Like A Doitsu~ All Hail The Mighty Doitsu

Keyzenite 9 years ago
Two different religions at the same time, and everybody goes to hell

CCthecat 11 years ago
So what if Im a freethinker...

ButtonUnMaster 4 years ago
Some people don't deserve a heaven so no

TiffanyS 11 years ago
Joke's on you. I'll make my own religion where I'm the all powerful goddess and I'm immortal so I can't die.

BottonPusher 11 years ago
ill just create a reality where nobody dies!

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago
The I'm allmight and I'm the god religion is of my liking right now.

CHARLIEISMYNAME 12 years ago
I just picture me sitting in a coffin, with loud partying in music going on outside...

OliveTheDingo 9 years ago
Music is the new religion!

sbe1 9 years ago
Normal when you die OK DUDE ok

Aaron Alex Palumbo 13 years ago
Jokes on them: MY RELIGEON OF CHOICE IS FUCKIN' NOTHING!!!

KURAIBLUE 10 years ago
i will create my own religion where everybody suffers for eternity after death, while I'm just rotting in my grave

DeepThoughts last year
I definitely would because then i would write up my own religion.

SmileyMelons 11 years ago
HAIL THE HOLY HAM!

PDeeney 10 years ago
I am an atheist yay

SAMINProductions 2 years ago
Atheists:

WunderWaffle64 11 years ago
Find the 5 S's and you are awesome 55555555555555555555555555S55555555555555555555S555555555555555S5555555555555555555555555S555555555555S

Tara Young 10 years ago
Yay, I'm awesome!

SamuGonzo 9 years ago
Nihilism for everyone

Puro 5 years ago
It"s strange how many people actually pressed this button: If you are atheist, all you are doing is purposefully fucking over everyone else if you were originally wrong. If you were right, it does nothing, because everyone would be doing that anyway. If yo... [Show full comment]

Zaqinabox 12 years ago
PAstAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa.

MlgArcade 11 years ago
Fuck that

DontLick69 10 years ago
o shet

yay 11 years ago
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Skylander11 8 years ago
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PwnArt1st 12 years ago
My religion is I'm happy and there is no afterlife. That would be great.
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