Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

This is so evil and academia

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago

My Lord Cthulhu will raise me from the dead.

phantastiic 11 years ago

I'm an athiest...

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

same here

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Codenamefirestarter 10 years ago

I think what no one thinks about is it is your religion which means you can create a perfect paradise or hell and I'd say unless you're selfish that would be a great sacrifice for a noble cause. Also you can become your own god so there's that-.-

Amanda Ellingson 13 years ago

So...what if an atheist press.ed the button...?

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

They get to CHOSE what happens. It’s not that they don’t WANT there to be an after life, they just don’t think it exists.

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Talulha 6 years ago

Okay when I was young(er) I invented a religion where u worshipped this vanilla cupcake with strawberry frosting CupQuake and his sidekick called Creemee ( chocolate cake with whip cream) and I was obsessed and made a holy book and everything with awesome ... [Show full comment]

iddybiddylittleizzy13 10 years ago

my religion is fandoms

Kevin Egan 13 years ago

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Modernwelfare22 11 years ago

Yes ^

Prelude 8 years ago

Well, not pressing the botton will still have a happy ending.

Panifex 9 years ago

Sure. I would help humanity get into heaven

Giannaras 9 years ago

If I decide what religion is true I will make myself God and immortal

SeabassJames 10 years ago

I would make a religion where God helps the whole world while we are alive and in afterlife.

RED SKELETON 10 years ago

*maniacal laughtet* ohhh, oh your aaaalllll screwed.

tentativeTrickster 11 years ago

What if you strongly believe in bacon???

CCthecat 11 years ago

Baconism. Worship bacon...??

Rachael Snider 13 years ago

I'm gonna say no. I can only imagine how insufferable the followers of any religion (or any system of belief) would become if they were proven right. People are such fucktards already.

DarkEevee2 9 years ago

Ditto

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Jack00793 11 years ago

What if i'm atheist?

Christian GameGuy MÃ¤erten 13 years ago

ATHEIST BITCHES. *press*

liam2003 10 years ago

technically it is a religion that is against religion (contradictory I know but still).

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Kostas O Gnwstos 13 years ago

i shal die for my people.

L2Hax13 7 years ago

I'm non religious. So no thing changes

JohnPariah 12 years ago

I guess sacrifice?

RiverRainWing 9 years ago

Well if you basically make Hell... you would be better off.

limepaint 9 years ago

-_-

popode last year

我是唯物主义

Beso Al 11 years ago

My religion is already a reality so ...

Shadow_Rogued16 10 years ago

Reincarnation

rabnd 3 years ago

Religion where I am god and immortal, I have all the power and only die when I get to. I can disguise as a mortal and experience mortal life. WWWWWWW

Hih 11 years ago

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DonSteinbarge 9 years ago

Praise Jesus *presses button*

Memer283882828 6 years ago

afterlife will be a big ol uno reverse card to say no u to dieing

dudeguy 12 years ago

in my religion, people dont die, so ''when you die'' wont happen, loophole bitches

flash flood 10 years ago

You can define nature so if you do that zombies

TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH 9 years ago

Hmm religion of choice huh? I choose supernatural, now every religion is real XD Have fun everybody

Alphalex 11 years ago

I pray Cthulhu so.....

Spadehound 11 years ago

So if I lived in Australia and I believed in Jedism... Oh... Oh man... Oh god... Oh man... Oh god, Oh man, Oh god, Oh man, OH GOD YES

ProSlime2098 8 years ago

Bring the end awake azathoth

VVsilverVV 12 years ago

did you know ther is a jedi religion? in other words il get to make a darth vader and get force I AINT EVEN MAD

Scarletrose 2 years ago

The things I can do with this are much vaster than you think.

PinkieThePotato 11 years ago

I agree with Kostas O Gnwstos

jinyjinjin 9 years ago

What the fuck

James Fujita 13 years ago

Fails to take atheists into account.

Aussie_Otaku 10 years ago

Shine Bright Like A Doitsu~ All Hail The Mighty Doitsu

Keyzenite 9 years ago

Two different religions at the same time, and everybody goes to hell

CCthecat 11 years ago

So what if Im a freethinker...

ButtonUnMaster 4 years ago

Some people don't deserve a heaven so no

TiffanyS 11 years ago

Joke's on you. I'll make my own religion where I'm the all powerful goddess and I'm immortal so I can't die.

BottonPusher 11 years ago

ill just create a reality where nobody dies!

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

The I'm allmight and I'm the god religion is of my liking right now.

CHARLIEISMYNAME 12 years ago

I just picture me sitting in a coffin, with loud partying in music going on outside...

OliveTheDingo 9 years ago

Music is the new religion!

sbe1 9 years ago

Normal when you die OK DUDE ok

Aaron Alex Palumbo 13 years ago

Jokes on them: MY RELIGEON OF CHOICE IS FUCKIN' NOTHING!!!

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