Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago

This is so evil and academia

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

My Lord Cthulhu will raise me from the dead.

phantastiic10 years ago

I'm an athiest...

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

same here

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Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago

I think what no one thinks about is it is your religion which means you can create a perfect paradise or hell and I'd say unless you're selfish that would be a great sacrifice for a noble cause. Also you can become your own god so there's that-.-

Talulha5 years ago

Okay when I was young(er) I invented a religion where u worshipped this vanilla cupcake with strawberry frosting CupQuake and his sidekick called Creemee ( chocolate cake with whip cream) and I was obsessed and made a holy book and everything with awesome ...[Show full comment]

Amanda Ellingson12 years ago

So...what if an atheist press.ed the button...?

bizzare-cringe5 years ago

They get to CHOSE what happens. It’s not that they don’t WANT there to be an after life, they just don’t think it exists.

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iddybiddylittleizzy138 years ago

my religion is fandoms

Prelude7 years ago

Well, not pressing the botton will still have a happy ending.

Panifex8 years ago

Sure. I would help humanity get into heaven

Giannaras8 years ago

If I decide what religion is true I will make myself God and immortal

Kevin Egan12 years ago

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Modernwelfare229 years ago

Yes ^

SeabassJames9 years ago

I would make a religion where God helps the whole world while we are alive and in afterlife.

RED SKELETON9 years ago

*maniacal laughtet* ohhh, oh your aaaalllll screwed.

tentativeTrickster9 years ago

What if you strongly believe in bacon???

CCthecat9 years ago

Baconism. Worship bacon...??

Jack0079310 years ago

What if i'm atheist?

Rachael Snider12 years ago

I'm gonna say no. I can only imagine how insufferable the followers of any religion (or any system of belief) would become if they were proven right. People are such fucktards already.

DarkEevee28 years ago

Ditto

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Christian GameGuy MÃ¤erten12 years ago

ATHEIST BITCHES. *press*

liam20038 years ago

technically it is a religion that is against religion (contradictory I know but still).

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Kostas O Gnwstos12 years ago

i shal die for my people.

Madi5609 years ago

What if I have no religion?

Yllwyck11 years ago

The fact that 66% of people wouldn't press this button, REGARDLESS if they're atheist or not bothers me and shows that they only follow their religion for their own personal guarantee of having an afterlife.

Tsurugawa2 months ago

我信奉马克思主义

TheExplodingPig10 years ago

Atheist, so..... Yeah.

tiberiu7 years ago

Im atheist

Jewel Jones12 years ago

It's called taking one for the team

â˜†Tinkerâ˜†9 years ago

Wiccan! Magic! Yay! No god! Yayyyyyy! Its a belief so its technically a religion XD I am an atheist but I believe in magic so im helping....

BartekTomasik8 years ago

I hope someone made an Undertale religion

flash flood9 years ago

Atheist is not a religion cause every religion has a god budda,etc so any atheist that think that they can make no after life you can not in till you make a religion with a atheist god but if you do your no atheist so f any morons thinkk they can make no after life you can but main fear satians

D.man2 years ago

Atheists be like

Lelsanic10 years ago

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DoctorDonna9 years ago

But in my religion Im a god and cannot die, If I would ever want to "die", Il just go live in the afterlife I created just as everyone else, but without actually dying.

flash flood9 years ago

Paradox by the q u can't so your religion will not work

Theyesman5 years ago

Yes

aVerySeriousGuy10 years ago

I am an atheist... That's why I pushed the button. I would rot in my grave anyway if I didn't and this way my "religion of choice" can become reality, which could basically mean I could come up with any epic bullshit I'd like and make it real, which means ...[Show full comment]

robin5478 years ago

i"m an atheist so. . . .

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago

Lol I started a religion in my school called the Communistic Cripplists or CommuCrip

Orion Oreo12 years ago

Atheism!

Riddle-me-this9 years ago

Make my own church

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago

Sorry dont believe in god (punches button multiple times)

flash flood9 years ago

Then nothing happens when you do it

TheThinker9 years ago

There is no point in pressing the button, God exists already anyway.

Fckyou123457 months ago

I am an atheist who likes satanic symbols and shit. Would that mean that hell would be partially real?

Proxii10 years ago

athiest.eat a swolen cock

Bradster20028 years ago

So, I"d literally become Jesus?

kindertak4 years ago

Im atheist.. But as there is no proof of god"s existence... How was existence created? Btw dor religous ppl im not a piece of shit so nah

GoldenApple10 years ago

downside not found

cybermage998 years ago

I would invent a religion of my own on which everyone gets a afterlife suited for their interests that can change as they want it too. Induce a ritual where I specifically will return when called upon.

EvilEve3699 years ago

i said yes you just have to have a good religion then everyone you love and care about can live a happy life and you can die knowing you did a good thing

Fushur8 years ago

Welcome to Norse Mythology Dudes ^^

zeifyl9 years ago

I'm an atheist. ...what's the catch?

AwesomerThanYou11 years ago

Yllwyck did it ever occur to you that maybe people don't find the button necessary because they actually believe that their religion is real. All they'd be doing is ensuring their eternal death.

8715870332 months ago

我不信教

Oldiron_797 years ago

I just hope a scientologist doesn't push it

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