Will You Press The Button?

authority2 months ago

The next day you'll see a new dog restaurant.

authority2 months ago

Am I being a little cruel?

mpregtruther2 months ago

infinite meat farm

faneilast year

当我消灭这些狗时，这将没有任何缺点

GodsMorale9 months ago

Just build two blocks under you and hit them. I´m mentally well thank you

Willvylast year

What are the bounds on this random amount. It could be either one or two cents, or anywhere from a dollar to ten billion. All I know is that if there were a thousand dogs running after me, I probably wouldn't survive ten minutes

Bigboy4111 months ago

There is an infinite% chance you will get <10000000000000000000, since it's random and numbers are boundless. You could literally chill in a bunker for a day and pay someone to kill the dogs

123456789010last year

Bro I fucking love dogs!

Aquagirl11 months ago

Yup I think I got tricked DAM IT STUPID COMMENTER

Oldnotweak...againlast year

if dogs could open doors and WERENT mans best friend this would have a downside. if it said wolves and they know how doorknobs work, then it would mean something

MaxDestiny11 months ago

It says chase, not necessarily hurt/kill

Syntheticlast year

They didn't specify the maximum amount of money, and numbers can be astronomically large so just hire people to protect you and you can chill out somewhere

diaochan9 months ago

我可以等待有一定数额的钱之后，雇佣退役兵，买顶级配置，去防御那一千条狗

OBOMBER12 months ago

Since it doesn't put a cap on how high you can get, statisticaly you'd get functionaly (but not quite) unlimited money every day

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

can they be the cutest, sweetest puppies in the world?

China52011 months ago

It was only said that it was a chase rather than a chase haha

bob_burgerlast year

can i kill them

MLKYWay10 months ago

@ihaveAphobiaOfBlacks 2 words. Machine Gun

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Luigi1219 months ago

you could get really unlucky and get 1 penny and be mauled by all the dogs or get really lucky and get a keyboard smashed ammount of money and buy a machine gun and GO HAM

Notlock11 months ago

What is the dog gonna do, ram down my door?

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 months ago

... can the random number be negative?

China52011 months ago

It's just that it's a chase, not a chase, to kill you

Schmucklehed6 months ago

are we talking an initial group of 1000 dogs that can be defeated? Or is it a group that constantly has 1000 dogs? Like if i eliminate one of the dogs does another take its place? There is a huge difference

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