A version of myself from another universe who has Inter-universe teleportation , Shape-shifting , Pearl manipulation , and Weak telekinesis that is stronger on Pearls.
He can also gift me these powers as well. and he will give me those powers because it will let him do more Research.
*More aromantic laughter from the corner but it"s also asexual*
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Caffeine11 years ago
*aromantic giggling*
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Corey Warman13 years ago
Love is fucking stupid anyways
PeculiarTimekeeper3 years ago
The corporate image of love and the way we idolize it is just stupid. I agree. That"s what I'm getting at here, anyways. The journey to find a girl or boy and settle down. The love you won't find in widespread culture is priceless, and hard to come by. Bet...[Show full comment]
STUPID PEOPLE THINKING LOVE IS BETTER THEN LITEARLLY HAVING EVERYTHING
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batuhandere9 years ago
i accidently pressed i will not and then presssed that BACK arrow in my firefox browser in the top left corner and i could decide again XDDDD
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JuRom11 years ago
*asexual lithromantic laughing*
CrimsonTheFox4 years ago
*aroace laughing from the corner*
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Jean Has No Life10 years ago
What if I already found love?
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YoniGonzalezVandeVen8 years ago
But if you want to own people that love you
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Danilego9 years ago
what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science
CrimsonTheFox4 years ago
YES *laughs in aroace and Rick and Morty from the corner of the room*
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Rowly9 years ago
I don't give a *BLEEEEP* about love
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FUCKING USERNAMES10 years ago
Own love.
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SOTNGaming10 years ago
So.. Me with a passport?
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Usama shaikh10 years ago
So whats the downside??
CrimsonTheFox4 years ago
No clue
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KevkyHD10 years ago
Nevar.
imavirginnn5 years ago
apparently, nevar means "to snow" in spanish
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vampireslayer19710 years ago
Don't care
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Will23Ocean10 years ago
Love is gross, I will still be happy
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Jonathan Fuller13 years ago
What Is this Love you speak of!
dedirake5 years ago
what is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurte, no more
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Chris Stevenson13 years ago
So I'm the Doctor stuck on Earth? I'm ok with this
hillary12711 years ago
Ya what about river?! Also he also found some love with rose
*Doesn't wish to have a soulmate and wants to be alone forever*
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Donderpants11 years ago
1. Clicks button
2. Owns an item that finds love for me.
3. If I so desire, use said item.
4. Downside eliminated.
5. Get everything you could possibly want.
6. Die after forgetting to sleep after weeks of playing the new Wii U titles I own after the button press.
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SomeOneFromMysteryLane10 years ago
I'll just find a really really good friend.
CrimsonTheFox4 years ago
same
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MENTALBREAKER4 years ago
So I will cure everybody, give others places, where they want to live, eat some expencive shit, then get killed by a private sniper, because I asked him to do that. Other lifes >>>>> my life
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QuillAsphodel12 years ago
I may not ever find love, but it would be depressing to KNOW
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Gnunut6 years ago
Can I meet anime characters?
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Eddiemate11 years ago
I don't want love anyway
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ArtPhoenix9 years ago
You really are fucking stupid, love is life -_-
CrimsonTheFox4 years ago
Love is nonexistent for me *is aroace*
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Superduperbooperdooper10 years ago
Where's the downside love is stupid
CrimsonTheFox4 years ago
exactly
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SamBaum8 years ago
i already have my love so suck it
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OverworldTNTPig11 years ago
I have cats, I win.
Also I can own love machines ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
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