Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic 4 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe... [Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy last year

I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman 13 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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TheFandomReaper 9 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell 9 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer 9 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie 10 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh 11 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox 13 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch 13 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

ValarDohaeris 8 years ago

So it"s my life already

Kourtney Baggett 13 years ago

That's just about how that happens anyway, until years after they're dead, people usually don't listen to the smarter of their generation :I

OhYeahhh 10 years ago

Well that doesn't change my life much.

ShineR 11 years ago

That me already

Ninja_pig 10 years ago

you didnt say anything about what i write

Orakin 3 months ago

Thanks to how humanity is these days. There are like a small fraction of it who are really smart. but the rest of them dont listen to any actual facts or logic or reason. In a way. it would feel nice to be the smart one. But thanks to how people are these ... [Show full comment]

TheBlackSmith 11 years ago

Whats the point of being smart when no one will listen to you ?

Hera 9 years ago

So professor trewleny

Aaron Maladry 13 years ago

used to it :D

54 5 years ago

They already don't lol

SkylaTheHunter 11 years ago

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thechainshater 11 years ago

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RadioactiveTurtle 9 years ago

So ill become jerry from rick and morty? ill pass thank you

Yusang 11 years ago

I guess I'll just send a text.

Ethan360 10 years ago

That means I will be smart for nothing!

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Teacher: what is 2+2? Me: 4 T: HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THIS RIGHT, AGAIN?!?! Me: Check your teachers addition, I quit

Crazy Daleck 12 years ago

ALREADY AM E=MC2

MythicalFox 11 years ago

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