Will You Press The Button?

EyeOfTruth9 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy23 days ago

I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash9 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman12 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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TheFandomReaper8 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell7 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention8 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie9 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh9 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox12 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch12 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

544 years ago

They already don't lol

SkylaTheHunter10 years ago

Tman105 Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

thechainshater9 years ago

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RadioactiveTurtle8 years ago

So ill become jerry from rick and morty? ill pass thank you

Yusang9 years ago

I guess I'll just send a text.

Ethan3608 years ago

That means I will be smart for nothing!

Look4thestars7 years ago

Teacher: what is 2+2? Me: 4 T: HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THIS RIGHT, AGAIN?!?! Me: Check your teachers addition, I quit

Crazy Daleck10 years ago

ALREADY AM E=MC2

MythicalFox9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

210727Frake7 years ago

Lies = truth ? Truth = lies hmmm..... Telling the truth is easier to lie

SarahLee8 years ago

You'll be smart enough to figure a way out though, sooo

Awesome Girl9 years ago

1 loop hole:what if you lie like let's say someone asks if you have a bf/gf and you don't so you lie and say yes they'll think you don't have one

ModerateToSevereTomfoolerylast year

I think I'll pass on this one.

red_plays10 years ago

i could write down everything and people would believe me

HeyThere9 years ago

Make an anonymous blog or write a book, and when people see how it is always right, they will believe it.

FrostCoss5 years ago

Hey, this is my dog!

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

AnimeOverride8 years ago

Me in my circle of friends...

KingNight98907 years ago

You"re the smartest person to ever live you can think of a way out of it

Kevin Sipos12 years ago

I can alter math *goes to schools everywhere* *tells them how to do math problems the correct way* *they don't believe me*

NikolaiDodd9 years ago

Nobody was always a gullible fool...

Dude2110l9 years ago

Don't need to say it. Just show them

ham26299 years ago

Write it.

LouCraftNet8 years ago

I like talking so I wont

Desi Aeria Gibson12 years ago

half way there

Hebatallah4 years ago

I don't care what what you say Mr big brain IS A BIG BRAIN

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

MoonlightEcho118 years ago

Say the opposite of what you mean, obviously

TheMage9 years ago

That is the story of my life.

ShinyUmbreonHair8 years ago

What about written words?

lion6179 years ago

tell them the opposite problem solved

GooglyeXx7 years ago

Just do that shit and don't talk find cute for Cancer publish it ananonymus btw no problem

Markimoo10 years ago

Hah, no one believes me anyway.

MythicalFox9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

210727Frake7 years ago

If telling the truth is lying, always tell a “lie ” when in trouble so they believe you. Note 1:07 am, sorry if it doesn’t make sense

Aiden Macho9 years ago

JUST DO IT

Dapurson8 years ago

Like tesla

Because why not?9 years ago

Isn't happened already? LIKE. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

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