Will You Press The Button?

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]

iifandomTrash9 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

TheFandomReaper8 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

Laura Warthman12 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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sewell7 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention8 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie9 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh9 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox12 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch12 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

Dolus9 years ago

so my life

APCHlast year

Me: "Officer, i stole that money." Officer: "I DON'T TRUST YOU, THAT MEANS YOU DIDN- Wait.."

Knyex10 years ago

If i'm really that smart I can figure a way to reverse-psychology people into believing what i want them to believe.

SamVermeersch8 years ago

That"s already me lolz

Z0m41e7 years ago

How many police officers you need to change a lightbulb? None, they will just beat the fuck out of the room for being black. (I'm not responsible if you feel offended, I'm just a copypaster.)

oldnotweak10 years ago

that doesnt matter you can invent and create anything you like and take over the world wether they like it or not

uncleltr8 years ago

"The sky is upwards." "NO IT"S NOT, FUCK YOU!"

UrbleFurb9 years ago

but then i would go insane!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

So, SCREW THEM! I'm still smarter then everyone else.

Firsk9 years ago

A smart person would know not to care about others opinions.

satan-sama9 years ago

Fuck them I'm building me a giant robot

#MUSTCONFORM9 years ago

That dosen't worth anything!!! You will end up in a home arrest like galileo galilei!! !

Unabatedhalo7754 years ago

I just saw this one!!

MyPrecious10 years ago

smartest person will find ways to make people listen, then i will leave all the great concepts with me and after my death they'll make me a godess

Madzie20008 years ago

I just became Einstein

quirkycloudy9 years ago

I r nu cre

Mr_Cbass8 years ago

I'll press the button, because you didn't say anything about what I write.

explodingness9 years ago

I would probably have to seclude myself to not go insane... even though I would go insane anyways

TomaKapec7 years ago

Well they"re gonna beleive me when i show results

Per Svolsbru12 years ago

That would change nothing!

Zyzz Shavershian9 years ago

No problem. I am a sick cunt.

SoulDragon7 years ago

Just Act instead of talk. Or for gods sake dont say anything and just write it down

Omri Covo12 years ago

Then on my death bed I can just tell them all "I told you so".

Deadstar9 years ago

So, my life. No one believes half of my advice anyway

freddybrine8 years ago

Then I just say lies and bring the future peace

hello_its_me9 years ago

Well that's my life already

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year

If they won't believe anything I say, then I can lie to make them trust anything tho

xXmlgquickscoper#420Xx9 years ago

Kynex is right

Asraaw9 years ago

Write it all down

RSFM6 years ago

Write, duh

Rosezdreamer639610 years ago

They won't believe me until I make a trustatron XD

jtownsend8 years ago

Pffffft. I told them.

FlowerCat7 years ago

Thats my life story in a nutshell

Daniel HÃ¼bner12 years ago

just lie to them ..

IMAGENIUS9 years ago

The difference to real life is?

bilbo baggins9 years ago

no one usually belives me anyway

wowomg9 years ago

i will show them not tell them :D

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